Answers to awkward social situations

[star seed 7]

You hand the waitress a fiver for a 3.50 drink and she doesn't even attempt to give you change. Also this is your buds lady friend.

[star seed 7]

Also that same buds lady friend /waitress once accused you of being an alcoholic (last week hypothetically)

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

jfc, I'll give you 6 rough ridin' quarters tomorrow

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[star seed 7]

jfc, I'll give you 6 rough ridin' quarters tomorrow

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[Katpappy]

jfc, I'll give you 6 rough ridin' quarters tomorrow

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Does this have anything to do with putting buns between your penis. 

[star seed 7]

Chings, how should someone deal with the peeling phase of a sunburn, specifically the arms

[KSUblumpkin]

Chings, someone I know at work has pit stains only underneath one arm.  How do I politely tell him that is effed up?

Love, Blumperz.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Chings, someone I know at work has pit stains only underneath one arm.  How do I politely tell him that is effed up?

Love, Blumperz.

You should stand on whichever side has the pit stain and say something like, "Man, is it hot on this side of the room or what?"

[KSUblumpkin]

Chings, someone I know at work has pit stains only underneath one arm.  How do I politely tell him that is effed up?

Love, Blumperz.

You should stand on whichever side has the pit stain and say something like, "Man, is it hot on this side of the room or what?"

This could work.  I could follow it up with a return visit to the non sweat stain pit side and say: "Man, it is super cool on this side of the room.  Sheesh" or is this too obvi?

[Mrs. Gooch]

Chings, someone I know at work has pit stains only underneath one arm.  How do I politely tell him that is effed up?

Love, Blumperz.

You should stand on whichever side has the pit stain and say something like, "Man, is it hot on this side of the room or what?"

This could work.  I could follow it up with a return visit to the non sweat stain pit side and say: "Man, it is super cool on this side of the room.  Sheesh" or is this too obvi?

 

[CHONGS]

Chings, how should someone deal with the peeling phase of a sunburn, specifically the arms

Use proper lotions and keep yourself tidy (make frequent trips to the restroom to "clean house"). 

[CHONGS]

Chings, someone I know at work has pit stains only underneath one arm.  How do I politely tell him that is effed up?

Love, Blumperz.

Organize photos (and the poses) that expose this strange nature and make sure he sees them.

[KSUblumpkin]

Chings, someone I know at work has pit stains only underneath one arm.  How do I politely tell him that is effed up?

Love, Blumperz.

Organize photos (and the poses) that expose this strange nature and make sure he sees them.

I like it!  I could make a scrap book and be all "crafty".  I'll snap some hot pics and browse Pinterest for ideas.  Thanks Chings!

[CNS]

Blumpz, I am betting that it is the arm that he also holds his phone to his ear/head/face with and that he holds it in a position that makes that pit sweat.  Tell him a story about some badass headset you got or something.  No more holding long convos to his face causing him to sweat.  It will help with neck and shoulder pain too making him more pleasant(assuming a guy that sweats profusely in one pit is unpleasant).

[Emo EMAW]

Ok I wasn't there but if I was what should I have done?

In-laws/family are out to dinner at a very famous Kansas landmark restaurant which calls itself a hotel even though you can't stay there.

The waitress knows the crazy old grandma, says hi.  Someone at the table says something like "oh that's nice you two know eachother" and crazy grandma says "ya and she's a real bitch."  Loud enough that people at other tables heard/gasped.  What do you do? 

[puniraptor]

was your gma just joshing or does she really hate that bitch?

[Emo EMAW]

Wasn't my gma, but she wasn't joshing.  She's a cruel, mean spirited, evil old bag. 

[puniraptor]

Wasn't my gma, but she wasn't joshing.  She's a cruel, mean spirited, evil old bag.

in that case i would push her over backwards in her chair

[puniraptor]

Wasn't my gma, but she wasn't joshing.  She's a cruel, mean spirited, evil old bag.

in that case i would push her over backwards in her chair

or if she is wheelchair bound, i would apologize to everyone and roll her into the bathroom and leave her there

[Emo EMAW]

I believe the move was to shift attention, and then later privately apologize to the waitress. 

[cfbandyman]

Ok I wasn't there but if I was what should I have done?

In-laws/family are out to dinner at a very famous Kansas landmark restaurant which calls itself a hotel even though you can't stay there.

The waitress knows the crazy old grandma, says hi.  Someone at the table says something like "oh that's nice you two know eachother" and crazy grandma says "ya and she's a real bitch."  Loud enough that people at other tables heard/gasped.  What do you do?

 

[Asteriskhead]

Ok I wasn't there but if I was what should I have done?

In-laws/family are out to dinner at a very famous Kansas landmark restaurant which calls itself a hotel even though you can't stay there.

The waitress knows the crazy old grandma, says hi.  Someone at the table says something like "oh that's nice you two know eachother" and crazy grandma says "ya and she's a real bitch."  Loud enough that people at other tables heard/gasped.  What do you do?

 

that place is pud city. pudville hotel is what they should call it.

[Tobias]

this wouldn't have happened at mr k's

[wetwillie]

this wouldn't have happened at mr k's

Or Kirby House(RIP)

[Tobias]

fam has taken me to bville hotel for like every birthday the last 10 years or so and just can't break it to them that I don't like it (awkward social situation?)