Joint Checking Accounts

[420seriouscat69]

Mrs y-l-a must be an angel to be able to lock down a massive stallion like yla!

[SdK]

I thought the only way to lock down a stallion was to geld and break it.

[Skipper44]

Every time there is a wedding:

Me: "Do we have to get a gift?"
Mrs CF3: "Yeah, I just got them a $25 target gift card"
Me: "Sounds good. I'll eat/drink at least $40 worth of stuff so we still come out ahead on the evening"

um, that math only works if you have a free babysitter since this blog site definitively determined kids don't belong at weddings

[Rage Against the McKee]

If I had kids, I would take them to the wedding even if the invitation said no kids.

[SdK]

I'd have you escorted out.

[8manpick]

If I had kids, I would take them to the wedding even if the invitation said no kids.

Huh, RAtM is now a known bad person. Who would have guessed?

[420seriouscat69]

Wow! This changes everything thing Rage. You're a monster!

[meow meow]

wacky you gonna destroy that JA this weekend?

[Rage Against the McKee]

I'd have you escorted out.

I doubt that, but it would be great if that happened. I would return your ~$50 gift.

[420seriouscat69]

wacky you gonna destroy that JA this weekend?

We both got paid today.  It's going down! Plus, fun $ account just rolled in some cash. 

[meow meow]

eff yeah!     Fun money = Best money

[Cartierfor3]

Every time there is a wedding:

Me: "Do we have to get a gift?"
Mrs CF3: "Yeah, I just got them a $25 target gift card"
Me: "Sounds good. I'll eat/drink at least $40 worth of stuff so we still come out ahead on the evening"

um, that math only works if you have a free babysitter since this blog site definitively determined kids don't belong at weddings

My babysitters are almost always free. My parents and my in laws both babysit a lot. For Free.

[Emo EMAW]

Will they do that for other goEmawers?

[Cartierfor3]

No, they won't. Sorry Emo. Also if I got invited to a "no kids allowed" wedding I wouldn't bother bringing a gift if I had to get a babysitter. That's just dumb.

[star seed 7]

You getting an adult night away from the kids is a gift so you technically should bring 2 gifts

[Emo EMAW]

Also the hotel sex is worth an extra gift.

[420seriouscat69]

No, they won't. Sorry Emo. Also if I got invited to a "no kids allowed" wedding I wouldn't bother bringing a gift if I had to get a babysitter. That's just dumb.

Remember when we didn't have horseradish for the meats? Freaking Lake Quiviria!

[Dugout DickStone]

Baby sitters are like Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) cheap.  12-15/hr

[SkinnyBenny]

You getting an adult night away from the kids is a gift so you technically should bring 2 gifts

qft. big ups to all the pioneers of this blog who know what a treat it is for parents to get to attend a no kid wedding.

[420seriouscat69]

Wassup, guys? Isn't this thread a blast from the past? I just wanted to let you guys know that Mrs. wacky has gotten so good at pitching items for the new house, that she's using my sports fansdom against me to purchase new furniture for the man cave this weekend. Also, my fun account, is now our fun account. You know why? She was employed by my fun account bank this last year. 

We now have our basic account for bills, groceries, normal day things. We have the play account for trips, concerts, ball games, etc. And now we have a savings where about 60% of our paychecks go. 

[meow meow]

you put 60% of your money into a savings account?  wtf

[420seriouscat69]

I'd say anywhere from 50-60. It's been more 60 recently. That's the goal anyways.

[420seriouscat69]

We usually see how far we can get with our skimpy regular account until we get to the next pay check. We can't paid bi weekly and we're on opposite weeks, so we're getting a paycheck every Friday.

[wetwillie]

Mosey over to the investing thread friend

[420seriouscat69]

I know, I need to, but i'm terrified.