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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #100 on: August 06, 2014, 11:29:48 AM »
The Origami Rose may be favorite Cats player once TLBL graduates and gets drafted by the Chiefs (they will trade up).

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #101 on: August 06, 2014, 12:24:26 PM »
@WonderMeal has some 'splaining to do. Clicked on the first video that popped up on Youtube and sat through 11+ minutes of our GearBear here getting his ass handed to him by some relatively tall lanky kid by the name of Nathan Butler???

WTH, man? What's all this 100 out of 100 talk??

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #102 on: August 06, 2014, 01:28:23 PM »
Hey guy, look at the bright side. Do you think the origami rose would be playing football if he was the no. 1 hw wrestler in the state? Of course he wouldn't. He'd be up at Stanford on a full ride wrestling scholarship. Instead, we've got the no. 2 guy suiting up for our beloved ksu cats. That's pretty cool. #blessed #2cat

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #103 on: August 06, 2014, 02:00:40 PM »
Hey guy, look at the bright side. Do you think the origami rose would be playing football if he was the no. 1 hw wrestler in the state? Of course he wouldn't. He'd be up at Stanford on a full ride wrestling scholarship. Instead, we've got the no. 2 guy suiting up for our beloved ksu cats. That's pretty cool. #blessed #2cat
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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #104 on: August 06, 2014, 02:04:31 PM »
Hey guy, look at the bright side. Do you think the origami rose would be playing football if he was the no. 1 hw wrestler in the state? Of course he wouldn't. He'd be up at Stanford on a full ride wrestling scholarship. Instead, we've got the no. 2 guy suiting up for our beloved ksu cats. That's pretty cool. #blessed #2cat

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #105 on: August 07, 2014, 03:32:07 PM »
Dalton Risner terrified of The Origami  Rose ,  referred to him as a Moose.

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #106 on: August 07, 2014, 04:23:35 PM »
Dalton Risner terrified of The Origami  Rose ,  referred to him as a Moose.

I had high hopes for Risner. It's a shame The Origami Rose is going to kill him before he ever plays a down.
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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #107 on: August 07, 2014, 04:43:35 PM »
It's really strange that he didn't go somewhere on a full wrestling ride. 
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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #108 on: August 07, 2014, 04:49:20 PM »
MOOSE!!!!  :gocho:

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #109 on: August 07, 2014, 04:57:57 PM »
It's really strange that he didn't go somewhere on a full wrestling ride.
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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #110 on: August 07, 2014, 06:25:04 PM »
I feel it necessary to remind everyone from time to time that Origami Rose is MY GUY.

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #111 on: August 07, 2014, 09:30:22 PM »
The Origami Rose is a really amazing nickname.
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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #112 on: August 07, 2014, 11:13:43 PM »
It's really strange that he didn't go somewhere on a full wrestling ride.

Let me know when you can make millions wrestling.

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #113 on: August 07, 2014, 11:31:14 PM »
How much do pro wrasslers make?

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #114 on: August 07, 2014, 11:34:13 PM »
It's really strange that he didn't go somewhere on a full wrestling ride.

Let me know when you can make millions wrestling.

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #115 on: August 07, 2014, 11:35:02 PM »

How much do pro wrasslers make?

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #116 on: August 08, 2014, 01:03:10 AM »
It's really strange that he didn't go somewhere on a full wrestling ride.

Let me know when you can make millions wrestling.

Say, WHAT??!?!?!



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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #117 on: August 08, 2014, 02:02:39 AM »
I feel it necessary to remind everyone from time to time that Origami Rose is MY GUY.

I mean, yeah, it's a decent pick-up. But I got Clinkscales so I'm going to be laughing at you like, basically the entire season.

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #118 on: August 08, 2014, 08:23:23 AM »
It's sad to see that yoEMAW is outing himself as a Tier IV, maybe Tier V (eastcat-level) poster ITT.

@WonderMeal has some 'splaining to do. Clicked on the first video that popped up on Youtube and sat through 11+ minutes of our GearBear here getting his ass handed to him by some relatively tall lanky kid by the name of Nathan Butler???

WTH, man? What's all this 100 out of 100 talk??
The video that yoEMAW originally watched was a match between The GearBear when he was a junior and Nathan Butler when he was a senior. Butler was a really tough matchup for Geary for a few reasons, namely:
1) Butler was a national finalist that year, so he was no pud. He now wrestles at Stanford. He was and is awesome at wrestling.
2) Butler was also a three-time state champ in KS, which is hard to do--especially at big weights.
3) Butler is really tall--The Origami Rose likes to go Kuma-style and bash on a dude's head to set up his takedowns. Since GearBear isn't super tall he had a hard time using his go-to set-up against Butler. (Tip: being short and crazy strong is a great attribute to have if you are an adorable stud defensive tackle.)

And I didn't expect yoEMAW to notice this because he is a garbage poster and human being, but Butler's takedown near the end of the match was definitely something he had been saving all three periods (maybe all season) to use on Our Bear. It was his ace in the hole. He gets that takedown on The Origami Rose once, in that match, and I bet The GearBear would never give it up again, ever. If those two homegrown Kansas studs wrestled each other 100 times, I bet GearBear wins 50 of them. Plus, if I was betting all the farms I've won betting on the KSU Cats, I'd take senior Will Geary over senior Nathan Butler.

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Did anyone see when The Origami Rose threw up 400 pounds on bench as a senior in high school like it was nbd? I mean, that's Benja-level fit, guys.

It's really strange that he didn't go somewhere on a full wrestling ride.
Geary actually turned down a wrestling scholarship to Cornell after his senior year (a much better wrestling school than Stanford) to walk on and play football for the KSU 'Cats.

Post the links WonderMeal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLRFtasW3jE

Here you see The GearBear just straight GearBearing on a dude in the national finals. This guy was a state champ in New York, traditionally one of the best wrestling states in the country, and like Butler he was tall and throw-ey. Clearly, the GearBear learned from his defeat and turned this chump from stud to pud.

I feel it necessary to remind everyone from time to time that Origami Rose is MY GUY.

I mean, yeah, it's a decent pick-up. But I got Clinkscales so I'm going to be laughing at you like, basically the entire season.

Clinkscales is studly, but Muldoon is playing the long game. Smart move by Muldoon.

The Origami Rose may be favorite Cats player once TLBL graduates and gets drafted by the Chiefs (they will trade up).
Pete, you're going to love him so much, especially after hard-hitting news outlets like GPC start writing glowing profiles of his personality. He's just the best.

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #119 on: August 08, 2014, 08:34:01 AM »
omg, yoEMAW looks like such a dumbass now you guys  :lol:

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #120 on: August 08, 2014, 08:36:24 AM »

Geary actually turned down a wrestling scholarship to Cornell after his senior year (a much better wrestling school than Stanford) to walk on and play football for the KSU 'Cats.



Interesting if factually accurate. Astounding, actually.

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #121 on: August 08, 2014, 09:11:08 AM »
Well now he shows up. This all could have been avoided if you had just posted the damn links when I asked, WonderMeal. Instead you forced me on a deep web odyssey through the bowels of the online wrasslin world alone and afraid. No big deal tho. I've learned more about wrasslin ITT than that time I stayed up all night watching an ultimate warrior greatest hits vhs back in the 4th grade.

So our guy isn't undefeated. BFD, none of them are. I may not have seen his name at the top of the score board at the end of the match, but what I did see was inspiring. I saw the way he relentlessly attacked Butler like a rabid bear from start to finish. I saw the way Butler looked like he hit a tree when he tried to tackle the origami rose at the legs. I also saw our guy proudly lead his team through the handshake line and congratulate Butler personally with the sting of defeat still fresh in his mind. I saw a warrior with a heart of gold, and I'm happy to have this fine young man as a part of the family.

I hope there are no hard feelings WonderMeal. And Muldoon...you are one lucky son of a bitch.  :cheers:

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #122 on: August 08, 2014, 09:19:35 AM »
I feel it necessary to remind everyone from time to time that Origami Rose is MY GUY.

I mean, yeah, it's a decent pick-up. But I got Clinkscales so I'm going to be laughing at you like, basically the entire season.

Is this my guy thing a keeper league? Or do we get to draft again next year?

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #123 on: August 08, 2014, 09:31:55 AM »
yoEMAW, is Will Geary really the hill you want to die on?  :lol:
 

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Re: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread
« Reply #124 on: August 08, 2014, 09:44:29 AM »
yoEMAW, is Will Geary really the hill you want to die on?  :lol:

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