Author Topic: The MASTER Will Geary Fan Club & Appreciation Thread (Read 39822 times)

WonderMeal · « **on:** April 26, 2014, 01:57:03 PM »

Save this thread link, goEMAW pals. This is a place where we can spend the next four years (!) hanging out as best buds and e-chatting about current and future EMAW d-line stud, Will Geary.

I'm so excited, you guys. I've heard rumblings he is a gentle giant who loves books almost as much as he loves dominating pud offensive linemen. 4.0 in high school who turned down Cornell because he's so EMAW? National champion wrestler? 330 pounds and not even 6-feet tall? Basically Fatafehi Jr.?

This thread is where we post all great stories we hear about Will Geary, celebrate all the great things Will Geary does, and of course, come up with nicknames for Will Geary.

Look how studly. Not as adorable as other 'Cats, but definitely studly. What a stud.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2014, 02:03:28 PM »

I take it he is doing studly things in the Spring Game?

BushBlister · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2014, 04:47:11 PM »

Here's all you need to know. That 5 foot 11 nose tackle can dunk a motherfucking basketball. And I'm not talking about a miniball or a volleyball but a rough ridin' real ass basketball on a 10 foot goal. The Gear Bear will leave Kansas State as your all-time favorite D lineman, if not your all-time favorite player.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2014, 04:53:09 PM »

Quote from: BushBlister on April 26, 2014, 04:47:11 PM

Here's all you need to know. That 5 foot 11 nose tackle can dunk a motherfucking basketball. And I'm not talking about a miniball or a volleyball but a rough ridin' real ass basketball on a 10 foot goal. The Gear Bear will leave Kansas State as your all-time favorite D lineman, if not your all-time favorite player.

5'11, over 300 lbs. and can dunk a basketball? Is this a legend thread or are you being for realz??

Big Sam · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2014, 06:30:50 PM »

Tallest 6'0" I've ever seen. Had in class for a year, and I swear he is taller than me (and I am 6' 0 3/8").

BushBlister · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2014, 07:51:15 PM »

Quote from: MixBerryCrunch on April 26, 2014, 04:53:09 PM

Quote from: BushBlister on April 26, 2014, 04:47:11 PM

Here's all you need to know. That 5 foot 11 nose tackle can dunk a motherfucking basketball. And I'm not talking about a miniball or a volleyball but a rough ridin' real ass basketball on a 10 foot goal. The Gear Bear will leave Kansas State as your all-time favorite D lineman, if not your all-time favorite player.

5'11, over 300 lbs. and can dunk a basketball? Is this a legend thread or are you being for realz??

This will not turn into a stupid ass Chuck Noris thread. Only people with HWGIQ can post. And I know firsthand that he can slam jam a basketball. And he is a bad ass tennis player.

BushBlister · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2014, 07:54:25 PM »

State powerlifting champ as well as national wrestling champ. THS homecoming king. ALSO TWO YEARS IN MARCHING BAND (sousaphone, duh)

ChiComCat · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2014, 07:55:41 PM »

I want video of him dunking a basketball

WildcatPower · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2014, 09:21:27 PM »

Quote from: WonderMeal on April 26, 2014, 01:57:03 PM

Damn, look at those biceps and shoulders.....

jtksu · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2014, 10:36:03 PM »

Quote from: WildcatPower on April 26, 2014, 09:21:27 PM

Quote from: WonderMeal on April 26, 2014, 01:57:03 PM

Damn, look at those biceps and shoulders.....

He appears to be pondering which part of that other guy to eat first.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2014, 11:28:52 AM »

What types of books does he like to devour?

MadCat · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2014, 03:10:05 PM »

His fingers look surprisingly slender...

WonderMeal · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2014, 04:34:49 PM »

Did not foresee BushBlister as the co-pilot of this bandwagon, but it's duly noted that he's in on the ground floor on Will "The Gear-Bear" Geary.

Did not know about the Sousaphone. That is adorable and only makes me love him more.

According to the radio guys at the Spring Game, Geary is already reminding them of Tank Reese.

BushBlister · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2014, 12:59:12 AM »

Quote from: WonderMeal on May 01, 2014, 04:34:49 PM

Did not foresee BushBlister as the co-pilot of this bandwagon, but it's duly noted that he's in on the ground floor on Will "The Gear-Bear" Geary.

HOW DID YOU NOT NO THAT IM GONNA LOVE A GUY WHO CAN DUNK LIKE SLAM JAM IN YOUR FACE!!!!

BushBlister · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2014, 01:03:22 AM »

THE GEAR-BEAR

bucket · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2014, 02:02:48 AM »

Quote from: BushBlister on May 03, 2014, 01:03:22 AM

THE GEAR-BEAR

Not a fan

BushBlister · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2014, 02:07:04 AM »

well if you dont like the gear bear you can just eat a big ol bag o' dicks

squak outed

bucket · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2014, 02:17:24 AM »

Quote from: BushBlister on May 03, 2014, 02:07:04 AM

well if you dont like the gear bear you can just eat a big ol bag o' dicks

squak outed

Nice try. It doesn't present the atmosphere I want opposing teams to walk into. Maybe you should talk more about Gear Bear with your five year old daughter.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 03, 2014, 02:18:37 AM »

Shut up bucket

bucket · « **Reply #19 on:** May 03, 2014, 02:19:01 AM »

Quote from: seven on May 03, 2014, 02:18:37 AM

Shut up bucket

How am I wrong here?

jtksu · « **Reply #20 on:** May 03, 2014, 03:43:24 AM »

Quote from: bucket on May 03, 2014, 02:19:01 AM

Quote from: seven on May 03, 2014, 02:18:37 AM
Shut up bucket

How am I wrong here?

That pink bear is tuff as eff.

BackPayne · « **Reply #21 on:** May 03, 2014, 09:15:06 AM »

Quote from: jtksu on May 03, 2014, 03:43:24 AM

Quote from: bucket on May 03, 2014, 02:19:01 AM
Quote from: seven on May 03, 2014, 02:18:37 AM
Shut up bucket

How am I wrong here?

That pink bear is tuff as eff.

Wolf, bear same thing.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #22 on:** May 03, 2014, 10:10:06 AM »

yeah, I'm pretty sure it should be a purple bear and not a pink wolf.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #23 on:** May 03, 2014, 11:44:05 AM »

Nope. Pink wolf.

Pete · « **Reply #24 on:** May 03, 2014, 11:46:52 AM »

Gear Bear it is. Case closed guys.

I am so rough ridin' pumped about the Topeka Gear Bear. My new tied-for-favorite player with TLBL and #Life.

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