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Re: Good Improper Benefits Opportunity
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2014, 02:28:58 PM »
23 year old Ryan Mueller has 10 years of professional experience in landscaping.  What a boss. 

Does getting paid to mow lawns count as professional experience? If so I should have started my own company.

how much more professional does landscaping get?

good thing he's not on our national championship soil judging team, he lost his amateur status at age 13.

would be worth it to sport those rings


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Good Improper Benefits Opportunity
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2014, 07:19:28 PM »
Seems like we should be creative enough to combo the piles of hookers and blow, and gold American Eagles into a single mulching event.  Even Ryan Mueller gets tired sometimes, or so I've heard.

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Re: Good Improper Benefits Opportunity
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2014, 07:39:28 PM »
Where did you get that overnight bag?