Game of Thrones SHOW thread for people who are confused by the book thread

[sys]

ways to improve game of thrones (stop it from sucking complete ass).

1.  kill sam&gilly.
2.  less dumb illogical crap in general.
3.  more game of thrones/political machinations stuff, less zombie/time travel nonsense.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Speaking of illogical stuff just with respect to Sam/Gilly...
1. Why does nobody have a problem with a SBotNW having a wife and child?
2. Why does Randal Tarley hate wildlings? He's a southern lord who has probably never seen a wildling.
3. Why is Sam still as fat as the day he entered basic training?
4. How is Sam going to become a maester in enough time to be any help at all?

[CNS]

Sam and gilly better turn into dragons during some experiment gone wrong at the citadel.  Otherwise, they should def be killed off.  It's going to be even worse if Sam becomes some bad ass with daddy's sword now.  Ugh.  Just makes me sick thinking about it.

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[sys]

Speaking of illogical stuff just with respect to Sam/Gilly...
1. Why does nobody have a problem with a SBotNW having a wife and child?
2. Why does Randal Tarley hate wildlings? He's a southern lord who has probably never seen a wildling.
3. Why is Sam still as fat as the day he entered basic training?
4. How is Sam going to become a maester in enough time to be any help at all?

1.  the tv show dispenses with details like that whenever it's convenient.
2.  why does trump hate mexicans?  hatred is just for fun, mostly.
3.  he sits around all day having interminably long boring conversations with gilly and eats extra bread.
4.  he won't.  didn't jon just send him south to keep him from dying since he's of no use in fights?

[sys]

stealing the sword was actually a neat thing to do and my favorite thing sam has ever done.  i wish it had been made a plausible action by some prior character development, but at least he finally did something interesting.

[CNS]

I hope he falls on it next time he takes it out.

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[star seed 7]

I hope he falls on it next time he takes it out.

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[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Yeah I liked that he took the sword, too. But how far does he think they're going to get before daddy finds out? Half a day?

[sys]

Yeah I liked that he took the sword, too. But how far does he think they're going to get before daddy finds out? Half a day?

undoubtedly someone who has been galloping for hundreds of miles with no idea where he is will randomly intercept his path five seconds before he's captured.  i can't even blame sam for counting on being rescued.  it's pretty reliable.

[Cire]

Who does the mountain have to fight?. I bet Jamie gets dragged in


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[TownieCat]

Who does the mountain have to fight?. I bet Jamie gets dragged in


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[HerrSonntag]

I hope he falls on it next time he takes it out.

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Calling it, Heartsbane will be used to kill the Night's King, not necessarily by Sam, but will be a shot right in the chest, bringing around the dragonglass scene full circle (The magic of the children made this monster but its the magic of men that will end him) Because the showrunners, lacking any source material are writing this crap off of drunk half formed GRRM cliffnotes on the story's conclusion.

AND

Quit being mean to Sam and Gilly, they are adorable.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

I like Sam and Gilly. There's just a whole lotta things about their storyline that don't make sense.

[Asteriskhead]

like halfway through season 2... gay jr king with the jr forsworn crown just got murked by the uterine smoke monster

i want more of your commentary.

[michigancat]

All the lords had bastards and raised them in their castles, of course Sam's mom and sister didn't get pissed at him. They were probably convinced he was going to die a virgin and were happy to have something new in the most gigantic random castle ever. And obviously Sam's dad wasn't exactly cool with the whole sitch.

[michigancat]

And I still don't understand the faith militant thing. I thought Cersei already set an alliance between them and the throne? Or did she just arm them?

Also I think all the gods are "real" and are ultimately who are going to duke it out in the end. (7 gods and weird water god included)

[pissclams]

in the end?  is there an end?  i'm not buying it.

[Asteriskhead]

And I still don't understand the faith militant thing. I thought Cersei already set an alliance between them and the throne? Or did she just arm them?

Also I think all the gods are "real" and are ultimately who are going to duke it out in the end. (7 gods and weird water god included)

she armed them, but they hate her. if they had a deal, they have rationalized ignoring it due to her sins.

[sys]

All the lords had bastards and raised them in their castles, of course Sam's mom and sister didn't get pissed at him. They were probably convinced he was going to die a virgin and were happy to have something new in the most gigantic random castle ever. And obviously Sam's dad wasn't exactly cool with the whole sitch.

the whole story opened with father stark beheading a man for breaking his nightwatcher oath.  it was given to us to understand that it was sort of a big deal.

[michigancat]

All the lords had bastards and raised them in their castles, of course Sam's mom and sister didn't get pissed at him. They were probably convinced he was going to die a virgin and were happy to have something new in the most gigantic random castle ever. And obviously Sam's dad wasn't exactly cool with the whole sitch.

the whole story opened with father stark beheading a man for breaking his nightwatcher oath.  it was given to us to understand that it was sort of a big deal.

Good point, but I'd still assume that wouldn't happen to the son of a lord.

[AppleJack]

epi needed more Ramsay.

['taterblast]

epi needed more Ramsay.

yeah where has he been?

[420seriouscat69]

epi needed more Ramsay.

yeah where has he been?

Banging chicks and slashing dicks?! 

['taterblast]

epi needed more Ramsay.

yeah where has he been?

Banging chicks and slashing dicks?! 

seems plausible

[TCUHornedFrog]

epi needed more Ramsay.

yeah where has he been?

rough ridin' crap up in Winterfell.

BTW, some of you guys are jaded.  Dany riding a rough ridin' dragon was awesome (trite speech could have been cut short though).