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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #11200 on: February 11, 2019, 08:18:22 AM »
After episode 6 I officially hate this season of True Detective, it's way too slow of a burn. Only two episodes left and they've done really nothing to keep us. If I were a television critic I'd skip episode 7 just to prove that I could and not miss a thing and not be the least bit lost during episode 8.

I'm 4 in and was getting a sinking feeling that i would be largely disappointed overall. 

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« Reply #11201 on: February 11, 2019, 09:26:18 AM »
Bodyguard is only 6 episodes. I am so angry right now.

should that be my next show after i knock out HoC s6?
Dude. 6 episodes of awesomeness. Ive got 36 mins of the last episode left and Im on pins and needles.

finished this last night. very good!

this was a good 6 ep binge.

i was angry at the writers for making it take the police or whatever like the entire 6 episodes to figure out the ex-military shooter was buds with our guy Robb Budd. but other than that i liked it a lot.

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« Reply #11202 on: February 11, 2019, 09:38:27 AM »
Caught up on last week's tempty.  The two white guys are definitely finished with their GFs.  Shorter white guy's GF is definitely finished with him too.  I think the two black guys end up staying in their current 'ships.


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« Reply #11203 on: February 11, 2019, 12:45:35 PM »
Caught up on last week's tempty.  The two white guys are definitely finished with their GFs.  Shorter white guy's GF is definitely finished with him too.  I think the two black guys end up staying in their current 'ships.

yup, it appears that temptation has finally caught up to evan (again!) and john/kady- although with john and kady i can't really tell which one wants out of the relationship more, sigh.  where is cupid when you need him??


javen & karl are both sticking by their sexy hot girlfriends!  woohooo!


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« Reply #11204 on: February 11, 2019, 01:19:12 PM »
After episode 6 I officially hate this season of True Detective, it's way too slow of a burn. Only two episodes left and they've done really nothing to keep us. If I were a television critic I'd skip episode 7 just to prove that I could and not miss a thing and not be the least bit lost during episode 8.

I'm 4 in and was getting a sinking feeling that i would be largely disappointed overall.

I thought 4 & 5, while slow, gave something to hold onto; 6 was a total nothing burger.

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« Reply #11205 on: February 11, 2019, 01:45:46 PM »
Caught up on last week's tempty.  The two white guys are definitely finished with their GFs.  Shorter white guy's GF is definitely finished with him too.  I think the two black guys end up staying in their current 'ships.

yup, it appears that temptation has finally caught up to evan (again!) and john/kady- although with john and kady i can't really tell which one wants out of the relationship more, sigh.  where is cupid when you need him??


javen & karl are both sticking by their sexy hot girlfriends!  woohooo!
I'm almost positive Kady wants out of the relationship more.  I get the sense that John knows that too, so he's getting out in front of it and trying to match the unfaithfulness he expects out of her.

It's weird that they dated for 3 years before coming to this realization though.  Were they just being polite to each other for 3 years?

I think Evan and the chick he's into are a good match for eachother. 


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« Reply #11206 on: February 12, 2019, 10:14:11 AM »
Tempty tonight!  :excited:



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« Reply #11207 on: February 20, 2019, 11:37:42 AM »
Umbrella Academy is really fun.

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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #11208 on: February 20, 2019, 11:49:19 AM »
After episode 6 I officially hate this season of True Detective, it's way too slow of a burn. Only two episodes left and they've done really nothing to keep us. If I were a television critic I'd skip episode 7 just to prove that I could and not miss a thing and not be the least bit lost during episode 8.

I'm 4 in and was getting a sinking feeling that i would be largely disappointed overall.

I thought 4 & 5, while slow, gave something to hold onto; 6 was a total nothing burger.

it has been slow but i've enjoyed overall. mahershala and dorff are fun to watch.

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« Reply #11209 on: February 20, 2019, 11:26:35 PM »
Tempty was so good this week.  This show fully has my balls. 


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #11210 on: February 21, 2019, 06:41:25 AM »
Masked Singer is a delicious little treat

My wife and I have guessed them all correctly except for the Asian lady. We are 99% sure we know the remaining three. Very serious business.


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« Reply #11211 on: February 21, 2019, 08:24:37 AM »
Ellen's games on Tuesday nights. Delightful.

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« Reply #11212 on: February 21, 2019, 08:25:32 AM »
Masked Singer is a delicious little treat

My wife and I have guessed them all correctly except for the Asian lady. We are 99% sure we know the remaining three. Very serious business.


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« Reply #11213 on: February 21, 2019, 09:26:16 AM »
Tempty was so good this week.  This show fully has my balls.
Kacie might actually spontaneously combust next week.  People are killing Evan, but like, come on, it's Temptation Island guys.  That's why they're here. 


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« Reply #11214 on: February 21, 2019, 01:28:00 PM »
I stuck with Mad Men even though it didn't have my balls after a full season and the payoff is there.  Proving that sometimes a full on ball grabbing just takes some time and romance.  Just finished Season 4.

Don Draper - more like Yawn Draper, this guy always looks miserable even when he's drinking and banging 25 year old secretaries.  Like maybe smile once in your life dude.
Roger - this silver fox slays fillies and slings the best one-liners
Pete - I hate him so much I almost starting to love him??  Has an extremely punchable face.
Joan -  :Jeffy:
Peggy - possibly my favorite character.  Obvi rooting for her to keep kicking ass
Betty - also extremely hateable

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« Reply #11215 on: February 21, 2019, 01:34:51 PM »
I've watched mad Men all the way through 3 or 4 times and each time I gain more and more love for Peggy, what an absolutely great character and transformation.

Roger doing lsd is one of my favorite TV scenes of all time.
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« Reply #11216 on: February 21, 2019, 01:37:04 PM »



Roger doing lsd is one of my favorite TV scenes of all time.

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« Reply #11217 on: February 21, 2019, 01:37:56 PM »
I stuck with Mad Men even though it didn't have my balls after a full season and the payoff is there.  Proving that sometimes a full on ball grabbing just takes some time and romance.  Just finished Season 4.

Don Draper - more like Yawn Draper, this guy always looks miserable even when he's drinking and banging 25 year old secretaries.  Like maybe smile once in your life dude.
Roger - this silver fox slays fillies and slings the best one-liners
Pete - I hate him so much I almost starting to love him??  Has an extremely punchable face.
Joan -  :Jeffy:
Peggy - possibly my favorite character.  Obvi rooting for her to keep kicking ass
Betty - also extremely hateable
This was my experience with the Wire, as well. Tried to watch it several times but couldn't get past ep. 2. Eventually stuck it out,  and I'm glad I did.

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« Reply #11218 on: February 21, 2019, 01:44:19 PM »
I stuck with Mad Men even though it didn't have my balls after a full season and the payoff is there.  Proving that sometimes a full on ball grabbing just takes some time and romance.  Just finished Season 4.

Don Draper - more like Yawn Draper, this guy always looks miserable even when he's drinking and banging 25 year old secretaries.  Like maybe smile once in your life dude.
Roger - this silver fox slays fillies and slings the best one-liners
Pete - I hate him so much I almost starting to love him??  Has an extremely punchable face.
Joan -  :Jeffy:
Peggy - possibly my favorite character.  Obvi rooting for her to keep kicking ass
Betty - also extremely hateable
This was my experience with the Wire, as well. Tried to watch it several times but couldn't get past ep. 2. Eventually stuck it out,  and I'm glad I did.

Same. Finished the fourth episode of Dexter last night. I think it could grab my balls but it hasn't yet.

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« Reply #11219 on: February 21, 2019, 01:52:04 PM »
Dexter is immediately ball grabbing then subsequent seasons release the grip quickly
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« Reply #11220 on: February 21, 2019, 09:21:07 PM »
This seems like the perfect thread to express this...THANK rough ridin' CHRIST THE HBO SMART TV APP DEVELOPERS FINALLY FIXED THE WORST UI/UX MONSTROSITY EVERY DEVELOPED ON A GREAT BINGE PLATFORM.

HBO Go/Now has had a 2 row 2 column wide navigation forever. It was rough ridin' garbage. If your show was 4+ columns outside the featured section you might as well forget it even existed. If the gigantic E at the optometrist was a thumbnail, it would be the giants thumbnail pictures on the HBO smart tv app. The millions they make off their shows finally was enough to hire some decent design people to fix the royal eff up of a smart tv app.

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« Reply #11221 on: February 21, 2019, 10:11:49 PM »
This seems like the perfect thread to express this...THANK rough ridin' CHRIST THE HBO SMART TV APP DEVELOPERS FINALLY FIXED THE WORST UI/UX MONSTROSITY EVERY DEVELOPED ON A GREAT BINGE PLATFORM.

HBO Go/Now has had a 2 row 2 column wide navigation forever. It was rough ridin' garbage. If your show was 4+ columns outside the featured section you might as well forget it even existed. If the gigantic E at the optometrist was a thumbnail, it would be the giants thumbnail pictures on the HBO smart tv app. The millions they make off their shows finally was enough to hire some decent design people to fix the royal eff up of a smart tv app.
Hmm I don’t think I’d watch this show
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« Reply #11222 on: February 21, 2019, 10:16:19 PM »
This seems like the perfect thread to express this...THANK rough ridin' CHRIST THE HBO SMART TV APP DEVELOPERS FINALLY FIXED THE WORST UI/UX MONSTROSITY EVERY DEVELOPED ON A GREAT BINGE PLATFORM.

HBO Go/Now has had a 2 row 2 column wide navigation forever. It was rough ridin' garbage. If your show was 4+ columns outside the featured section you might as well forget it even existed. If the gigantic E at the optometrist was a thumbnail, it would be the giants thumbnail pictures on the HBO smart tv app. The millions they make off their shows finally was enough to hire some decent design people to fix the royal eff up of a smart tv app.
Hmm I don’t think I’d watch this show

It’s a doc on Hulu and I wouldn’t watch it either

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« Reply #11223 on: February 22, 2019, 10:02:37 AM »
Tempty was so good this week.  This show fully has my balls.
Kacie might actually spontaneously combust next week.  People are killing Evan, but like, come on, it's Temptation Island guys.  That's why they're here. 

I completely forgot to post about this week’s epi.
unbridled passion between evan and morgan, so happy for them both.  weird that kacie wouldn’t watch, woman’s premonition?  they always watch together too, she looks maybe like a stripper

so many exciting storylines going into next week, cannot  wait


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« Reply #11224 on: February 22, 2019, 10:55:31 AM »
Tempty was so good this week.  This show fully has my balls.
Kacie might actually spontaneously combust next week.  People are killing Evan, but like, come on, it's Temptation Island guys.  That's why they're here. 

I completely forgot to post about this week’s epi.
unbridled passion between evan and morgan, so happy for them both.  weird that kacie wouldn’t watch, woman’s premonition?  they always watch together too, she looks maybe like a stripper

so many exciting storylines going into next week, cannot  wait
So, it looks like Javen and Shari are the only ones who are going to survive this, right -- that is unless Evan has a change of heart (in which case Kaci would for sure accept him back).

John and Kady are done.  Excited to see John be an unbridled pork machine from here on out.  I thought he was about to cry during the bonfire last weekend.  Genuinely felt bad for him.  I get the feeling this Temptation Island idea wasn't his.

Karl and Nicole seem done to me, and neither seems all that upset about it.


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