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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2014, 11:24:49 AM »
there is no way you could drink that much and also still know how much you drank

that's the paradox with this kind of question

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2014, 11:34:23 AM »
Excellent topic, RRBD! 24 Coors lights or 16 crafts. I will likely attempt this before my next birthday just to find out.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2014, 11:41:14 AM »
Apparently eight craft beers in six hours is my limit. Holy eff. Taking it to the hangover thread.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2014, 11:59:26 AM »
there is no way you could drink that much and also still know how much you drank

that's the paradox with this kind of question

Maybe at a bar or something, but if you are at home, you will know how much you bought.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #54 on: March 21, 2014, 12:03:06 PM »

on July 2 (7/2) several years ago I drank 72 beers (3 cases) in 72 hours.  that's a lot for me

Ah yes the old 72 in 72 on 7/2 competition.  Never tried.  I did once manage the 11 in 11 on 1/1 a few years back while watching bowl games though.
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2014, 12:06:54 PM »
John Calipari could drink like. . .60. The number is so low because he has to take time to snort some lines in between beers.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2014, 12:20:19 PM »
do you guys ever feel like you could drink 1,000 beers and then other times like you could only drink like 8?

sometimes ill have one or two beers and be like wow this is going really well and then I stand up an hour later and im kinda tipsy. then other times ill have one or two beers and be like wow im really nursing this thing and my bros joke about putting a nipple on it for me and I just feel like I don't have what it takes.

the container matters to me. a frosty pint glass? im slammin that thing. a 12 oz bottle? that's gonna take me a bit. I definitely slam more beers when im at a bar and someone is bringing them to me. also if theyre like $2 sometimes ill get this mentality that theyre essentially free and if I don't drink 18 of them ill lose money. its so mental. attitude is everything when it comes to binging for this guy.

When they are only $2, they are free and you can't afford not to get all of them.  Those are the best binges

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #57 on: March 21, 2014, 12:46:31 PM »
"Hey you've reached Stevesie60, I'm not available but please leave me a message with your name and number and I'll call you back as soon as I can. Thanks"
"At the tone, please leave a message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press pound for more options. *BEEP*."
"Hey Stevesie, it's Metalhead. Just calling to let you know you left your Balvenie 20 year at my house a couple nights ago. Listen, you gotta get this crap out of here. My roommate and I opened it up because we were out of booze and after one whiff we almost poured it down the drain. I've heard of barmat shots, where you pour all the spilled liquor on the bar into a shot glass and serve it to a total douchebag. Did you buy an entire bottle of that or what? Seriously, come pick this up as soon as you can because we are going to throw it away at this time tomorrow. It's sitting outside by the mailbox, that's as close as it is going to come to my house. My roommate is still throwing up from the smell of it. Speaking of which, *gurgle* GOTTA GO!"
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this would be a great post if it wasn't 100% fabricated. i rough ridin' love balvenie.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #58 on: March 21, 2014, 01:17:54 PM »

"Hey you've reached Stevesie60, I'm not available but please leave me a message with your name and number and I'll call you back as soon as I can. Thanks"
"At the tone, please leave a message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press pound for more options. *BEEP*."
"Hey Stevesie, it's Metalhead. Just calling to let you know you left your Balvenie 20 year at my house a couple nights ago. Listen, you gotta get this crap out of here. My roommate and I opened it up because we were out of booze and after one whiff we almost poured it down the drain. I've heard of barmat shots, where you pour all the spilled liquor on the bar into a shot glass and serve it to a total douchebag. Did you buy an entire bottle of that or what? Seriously, come pick this up as soon as you can because we are going to throw it away at this time tomorrow. It's sitting outside by the mailbox, that's as close as it is going to come to my house. My roommate is still throwing up from the smell of it. Speaking of which, *gurgle* GOTTA GO!"
*BEEP*

this would be a great post if it wasn't 100% fabricated. i rough ridin' love balvenie.

you're ok Metalhead, there's no such thing as Belvenie 20 yr


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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #59 on: March 21, 2014, 01:18:51 PM »
is balvenie like scottish bourbon or something

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #60 on: March 21, 2014, 01:35:37 PM »
I don't like rules, man.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #61 on: March 21, 2014, 01:52:27 PM »
Why are you dumbasses sharing your drinking habits with a member of the law enforcement community?

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #62 on: March 21, 2014, 01:59:09 PM »
I was going to say zero, but I think I could choke down at least one over a 24hr period
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #63 on: March 21, 2014, 02:00:21 PM »
And I still have that coors light in my fridge  :curse:
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #64 on: March 21, 2014, 02:06:11 PM »
Just counted because I was curious. 16 Coors Originals + 4 Jagerbombs last night. (3 Jagerbombs were from when a team I picked in my bracket lost. One was because of St. Louis' sweet win.).

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #65 on: March 21, 2014, 02:17:10 PM »
And I still have that coors light in my fridge  :curse:

Save it for our next toolPAK. I'll drink it then.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #66 on: March 21, 2014, 02:17:37 PM »
drinking a case with 8mp before a 2:30 football game, nap/shower/eat, then drinking 15 more is routine.

if the weather was nice for an 11am game and i could party outside in the late afternoon i'm confident that i could go for 40.


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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #67 on: March 21, 2014, 02:19:17 PM »

"Hey you've reached Stevesie60, I'm not available but please leave me a message with your name and number and I'll call you back as soon as I can. Thanks"
"At the tone, please leave a message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press pound for more options. *BEEP*."
"Hey Stevesie, it's Metalhead. Just calling to let you know you left your Balvenie 20 year at my house a couple nights ago. Listen, you gotta get this crap out of here. My roommate and I opened it up because we were out of booze and after one whiff we almost poured it down the drain. I've heard of barmat shots, where you pour all the spilled liquor on the bar into a shot glass and serve it to a total douchebag. Did you buy an entire bottle of that or what? Seriously, come pick this up as soon as you can because we are going to throw it away at this time tomorrow. It's sitting outside by the mailbox, that's as close as it is going to come to my house. My roommate is still throwing up from the smell of it. Speaking of which, *gurgle* GOTTA GO!"
*BEEP*

this would be a great post if it wasn't 100% fabricated. i rough ridin' love balvenie.

you're ok Metalhead, there's no such thing as Belvenie 20 yr

Whatever the one is that they have at Station, I like that one. I've never really gotten into scotch. Maybe one of these days.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #68 on: March 21, 2014, 02:21:28 PM »
And I still have that coors light in my fridge  :curse:

Save it for our next toolPAK. I'll drink it then.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #69 on: March 21, 2014, 02:26:37 PM »
drinking a case with 8mp before a 2:30 football game, nap/shower/eat, then drinking 15 more is routine.

if the weather was nice for an 11am game and i could party outside in the late afternoon i'm confident that i could go for 40.

let's do this for a weekend batcats game.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #70 on: March 21, 2014, 02:28:09 PM »
However much dax can drink + 1.
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #71 on: March 22, 2014, 09:40:53 AM »
Like 4 years ago I drank a handle of vodka in a 23 hour period, night binge, early game tailgate binge, after game was over binge, then we went to the ville. Idk what that converts to in beers tho

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #72 on: March 22, 2014, 10:04:52 AM »
I drank 12 beers in an hour once....maybe it was an hour and ten minutes, but thereabouts. Nobody believes me when tho. But it happened. Me and a friend showed up to another friend's house around 10 pm each with a 12 pack, and headed to KJs (lol) around 11.
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #73 on: March 22, 2014, 10:29:31 AM »
Let's see here.  My record for drinking four beers is 34 seconds (accomplished several weeks ago).  If there's 86,400 seconds in a day, that means I could probably drink just over 2,541 beers.


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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #74 on: March 22, 2014, 10:56:20 AM »
Let's see here.  My record for drinking four beers is 34 seconds (accomplished several weeks ago).  If there's 86,400 seconds in a day, that means I could probably drink just over 2,541 beers.

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