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i honestly don't know. for arguments sake let's say that the clock starts at 6am cst and ends at 559am cst. you can handle this however you want. wake up and pound? slow and steady? how many and what's your gp (game plan)?


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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2014, 09:39:44 AM »
However many $24 can buy.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2014, 09:46:27 AM »
Probably 30. It just makes me so full tho.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2014, 09:49:31 AM »
probably only about 8-10 before i make myself stop and that would be over the course of a day

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2014, 09:51:41 AM »
About 4 years ago I did more than a 30 but that was prime college drinking and there wasn't a contest. Today I'm thinking I could do 35ish Busch lights in a 24 hr period. I think the way to do it is hit a morning tailgate starting at 6 and go as hard as you can all day staying standing and playing games/drinking water. Pass out for 4-5 hours late afternoon then get out partying late night to cap it. The crowd of ppl you were with and the excitement of the game that day would be major factors to the tune of +/-6 beers.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2014, 09:52:25 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2014, 09:54:20 AM »
Rick - we talking craft beer?
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2014, 09:54:48 AM »
if were talking 3 pm cats game and im at the tailgate by 9 am, I could throw back a solid 15 beers. cats win big 12 champy? there another 20 beers.

on average, 30 beers.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2014, 09:58:13 AM »
sunny and 90 degrees... no wind. lots of fun people around at a tailgate/concert festival.

probably 35. two per hour for ~15 hours (i would have to concentrate on keeping that pace and not rushing it) and throw in five random chugs/bongs.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2014, 09:59:52 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.

62 degrees F slightly overcast no rain though with a bit of a breeze and you have to stay seated in a wooden chair not a rocker and no cushion out of doors by your own house but may look around at anything you want and can get up to pee by a tree that's nearby and may poop indoors if you actually have to go otherwise back in that chair and you get smacked in your face after every third beer pretty soundly like you don't bleed or swell up but it sings and you may have snacks of your choosing in the chair which someone else will bring to you but they won't acknowledge you nor you them.  You may also have an internet type phone to gE and such no calls though.  How many brew dogs then?
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2014, 10:02:25 AM »
The thing about the chair and the slapping is it's going to get more tolerable the drunker you get.  But can you get there and do you want to!?  I don't know!!!  Stay tuned brewski lovers. 
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2014, 10:08:44 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.
you have to stay seated

ok you lost me here. i can't just sit there and drink without walking around and letting everything settle

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2014, 10:11:50 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.
you have to stay seated

ok you lost me here. i can't just sit there and drink without walking around and letting everything settle

I would say then adjust how much you can drink based on that.  It's very straight forward and you aren't lost at all so don't say that.  Having said that, you may walk around the area of the chair if it makes you feel better.  That's totally above board, but you must remain on what we're calling chair island unless you are going indoors to crap. 
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2014, 10:14:37 AM »
30 miller lites probably. Could have done more back when I didn't get so sleepy around 8'ish.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2014, 10:15:48 AM »
thinking about finding out after 5 today

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2014, 10:16:12 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.

62 degrees F slightly overcast no rain though with a bit of a breeze and you have to stay seated in a wooden chair not a rocker and no cushion out of doors by your own house but may look around at anything you want and can get up to pee by a tree that's nearby and may poop indoors if you actually have to go otherwise back in that chair and you get smacked in your face after every third beer pretty soundly like you don't bleed or swell up but it sings and you may have snacks of your choosing in the chair which someone else will bring to you but they won't acknowledge you nor you them.  You may also have an internet type phone to gE and such no calls though.  How many brew dogs then?

3 beers because after the first smack I'd punch the guy in the face.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2014, 10:18:16 AM »
If I pick the conditions 30+ probably nattys or Coors light

In bread's conditions probably 6 or 7
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2014, 10:19:19 AM »
Breads conditions really take the fun out of getting blackout

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2014, 10:19:33 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.

62 degrees F slightly overcast no rain though with a bit of a breeze and you have to stay seated in a wooden chair not a rocker and no cushion out of doors by your own house but may look around at anything you want and can get up to pee by a tree that's nearby and may poop indoors if you actually have to go otherwise back in that chair and you get smacked in your face after every third beer pretty soundly like you don't bleed or swell up but it sings and you may have snacks of your choosing in the chair which someone else will bring to you but they won't acknowledge you nor you them.  You may also have an internet type phone to gE and such no calls though.  How many brew dogs then?

3 beers because after the first smack I'd punch the guy in the face.

Well jokes on you because you just punched an adorable five year old girl with leg braces who really didn't want to slap you but rules are rules. 

P.S. She's still sorry even though you hit her.
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2014, 10:20:42 AM »
For all males the slapper is not a child but like a best bro of yours and you both find it hilarious. 
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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2014, 10:21:29 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.

62 degrees F slightly overcast no rain though with a bit of a breeze and you have to stay seated in a wooden chair not a rocker and no cushion out of doors by your own house but may look around at anything you want and can get up to pee by a tree that's nearby and may poop indoors if you actually have to go otherwise back in that chair and you get smacked in your face after every third beer pretty soundly like you don't bleed or swell up but it sings and you may have snacks of your choosing in the chair which someone else will bring to you but they won't acknowledge you nor you them.  You may also have an internet type phone to gE and such no calls though.  How many brew dogs then?

3 beers because after the first smack I'd punch the guy in the face.

Well jokes on you because you just punched an adorable five year old girl with leg braces who really didn't want to slap you but rules are rules. 

P.S. She's still sorry even though you hit her.

Well that's my automatic response...and anyway someone needs to teach her not to smack people in the face. Her parents are obviously not doing a good job of it.

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2014, 10:21:55 AM »
I can nap, right? I think I could do 36 if naps were allowed. At least two naps.


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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2014, 10:22:15 AM »
@Bread, Are the brews free?

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2014, 10:24:04 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.

62 degrees F slightly overcast no rain though with a bit of a breeze and you have to stay seated in a wooden chair not a rocker and no cushion out of doors by your own house but may look around at anything you want and can get up to pee by a tree that's nearby and may poop indoors if you actually have to go otherwise back in that chair and you get smacked in your face after every third beer pretty soundly like you don't bleed or swell up but it sings and you may have snacks of your choosing in the chair which someone else will bring to you but they won't acknowledge you nor you them.  You may also have an internet type phone to gE and such no calls though.  How many brew dogs then?

i would drink 2.5 bears then quit and head to a fun party

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Re: how many beers (alcoholic) do you think you could drink in a day?
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2014, 10:27:57 AM »
20ish if I get to pick brand and weather and activity.

62 degrees F slightly overcast no rain though with a bit of a breeze and you have to stay seated in a wooden chair not a rocker and no cushion out of doors by your own house but may look around at anything you want and can get up to pee by a tree that's nearby and may poop indoors if you actually have to go otherwise back in that chair and you get smacked in your face after every third beer pretty soundly like you don't bleed or swell up but it sings and you may have snacks of your choosing in the chair which someone else will bring to you but they won't acknowledge you nor you them.  You may also have an internet type phone to gE and such no calls though.  How many brew dogs then?

i would drink 2.5 bears then quit and head to a fun party

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