Author Topic: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men  (Read 4665 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Please

  • Point Plank'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 112
  • President of the Greater Houston Duke Fan Club
    • View Profile
So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« on: March 19, 2014, 12:14:43 PM »
Kentucky by 15



(Want to get rid of the ad? Register now for free!)

Offline scottwildcat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16430
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2014, 12:16:30 PM »
We already have a prediction thread you idiotic prick.

Offline Please

  • Point Plank'r
  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 112
  • President of the Greater Houston Duke Fan Club
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 12:19:30 PM »
my opinion matters more

Offline Cire

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 19681
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 12:33:36 PM »
You think we'll stay within 15.  Keep on emaw'n on bro

Online steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85176
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2014, 12:44:45 PM »
our scrub should have an "s" on the end of it  :curse:

Offline Tobias

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29139
  • hypoclique lieutenant
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2014, 01:10:25 PM »
our scrub should have an "s" on the end of it  :curse:

i think he means marcus is our entire team! :curse:

Online steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85176
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2014, 01:11:00 PM »
our scrub should have an "s" on the end of it  :curse:

i think he means marcus is our entire team! :curse:

 :eek:

Offline sonofdaxjones

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 52962
    • View Profile
So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2014, 01:11:01 PM »
#pydrl

Online Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37049
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2014, 01:13:48 PM »
Gene Hackman would pick our team to win the game, and you know what? So would I. Please.

Offline NDSU Lollypopkid

  • servicing the good witch
  • Dances With Wolves Aggie
  • Katpak'r
  • *
  • Posts: 1155
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2014, 01:25:19 PM »
switching back to UK in my bracket
titletown..lulz

Offline MixBerryCrunch

  • Señor Vol
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3745
  • Anybody want a peanut?
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2014, 03:17:12 PM »
Oh man, 1 vs. 5! It's going to be like that 300 movie.  :love:
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Offline deputy dawg

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4050
  • Wait, wait....what?
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2014, 04:00:14 PM »
Kentucky by 15



Jayhawk nation is looking forward to a Duke - Shocker game, eh?

Offline GCJayhawker

  • Point Plank'r
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 845
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2014, 04:03:17 PM »
Kentucky by 15



Jayhawk nation is looking forward to a Duke - Shocker game, eh?

Don't put Jayhawk nation in this.  Please does not speak for Jayhawk nation, he's up there with Rolling Plains as the worst non-KSU fan poster on gE

Offline meow meow

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 11087
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2014, 04:41:47 PM »
this GChawker guy is pretty locked in on what a bad squawk poster looks like

Offline J

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1150
  • Just call me "Hollywood"
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2014, 07:22:36 PM »
Kentucky by 15

OFFICIAL REASONS YOU ARE A PIECE OF crap (UPDATE):

1. You're fat
2. You can't eat Cheetos without getting cheese dust all over your keyboard
3. You have an imaginary waifu which makes no sense because you masturbate to Yaoi
4. The healthiest food in your mom's Apt. is Lucky Charms expect you don't eat whole grain oats, you just pick out the marshmallows individually
5. You smell like hotpockets and acne
6. you keep holding up raids on WoW to manually reset the Halo soundtrack on iTunes because you're too Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) to set albums to repeat
7. You are upset with the American government because they refuse to acknowledge "irritable temperament in exposure to sunlight" as a welfare qualifying ailment, so you write angry messages on the return notices of government pensions sent to you for being too fat to work
8. Every time you attempt to wipe your ass, your fingers just break through the toilet paper because you're fat and uncoordinated, so feces ends up accumulating under your fingernails and ultimately in and around the area of your keyboard, and mixes with cheeto dust creating an otherwise harmful cheese-poop gas (or liquid depending on the humidity of the room from your heavy breathing), which you have built up a tolerance to thanks in combination from your efforts to break the record for most without even attempting something which could be construed as hygienic
9. You are a bandwagoning turd rough rider and probably get rock hard to tranny porn

Offline EMAWmeister

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 8957
  • Livin' it up
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2014, 07:26:54 PM »
Well then

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 20950
  • Scholar/Gentleman, But Super Earthy/Organic
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2014, 07:31:06 PM »
I think I'll just avoid this thread. Wait, crap...

Offline EMAWmeister

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 8957
  • Livin' it up
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2014, 07:33:59 PM »
Kentucky by 15



Jayhawk nation is looking forward to a Duke - Shocker game, eh?

Don't put Jayhawk nation in this.  Please does not speak for Jayhawk nation, he's up there with Rolling Plains as the worst non-KSU fan poster on gE

I always get Please and Spracne confused, which is unfortunate because Spracne is a pretty good poster.

Offline Trogdor

  • Hoodcat
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2985
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2014, 07:56:17 PM »
our scrub should have an "s" on the end of it  :curse:

i think he means marcus is our entire team! :curse:

Foster v. The World
@Trogdor_gE

Offline Spracne

  • Point Plank'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *
  • Posts: 20950
  • Scholar/Gentleman, But Super Earthy/Organic
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2014, 08:23:25 PM »
I always confuse Spracne w/ Spaces, which is weird because Spracne doesn't post in the euro-trash thread(s).

Offline GCJayhawker

  • Point Plank'r
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 845
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2014, 08:00:46 AM »
Kentucky by 15

OFFICIAL REASONS YOU ARE A PIECE OF crap (UPDATE):

1. You're fat
2. You can't eat Cheetos without getting cheese dust all over your keyboard
3. You have an imaginary waifu which makes no sense because you masturbate to Yaoi
4. The healthiest food in your mom's Apt. is Lucky Charms expect you don't eat whole grain oats, you just pick out the marshmallows individually
5. You smell like hotpockets and acne
6. you keep holding up raids on WoW to manually reset the Halo soundtrack on iTunes because you're too Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) to set albums to repeat
7. You are upset with the American government because they refuse to acknowledge "irritable temperament in exposure to sunlight" as a welfare qualifying ailment, so you write angry messages on the return notices of government pensions sent to you for being too fat to work
8. Every time you attempt to wipe your ass, your fingers just break through the toilet paper because you're fat and uncoordinated, so feces ends up accumulating under your fingernails and ultimately in and around the area of your keyboard, and mixes with cheeto dust creating an otherwise harmful cheese-poop gas (or liquid depending on the humidity of the room from your heavy breathing), which you have built up a tolerance to thanks in combination from your efforts to break the record for most without even attempting something which could be construed as hygienic
9. You are a bandwagoning turd rough rider and probably get rock hard to tranny porn

Can anyone do that with Cheetos?  I mean that Cheetos dust is ridiculous, it is like it has a mind of its own.

Offline cfbandyman

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9215
  • To da 'ville.
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2014, 09:19:57 AM »
Spracne and GC are the best TSC bros posters on gE and it isn't even close.
A&M Style: 1/19/13 Co-Champion of THE ED's College Basketball Challenge

The art of the deal with it poors

OG Elon hater with a tesla


Online steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85176
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2014, 09:37:59 AM »
Spracne and GC are the best TSC bros posters on gE and it isn't even close.

we used to have a guy named burgertime/babytears that was next level


Offline GCJayhawker

  • Point Plank'r
  • Combo-Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 845
    • View Profile
Re: So its a 3 star scrub vs. 5 star grown men
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2014, 09:49:12 AM »
Spracne and GC are the best TSC bros posters on gE and it isn't even close.

 :blush: Oh choo guys  :blush: