May I have your attention, Please?
May I have your attention, Please?
Will the real Krzyzewski please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Krzyzewski please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a 14 seed before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Marcus Foster just burst through the door
And started whooping your ass worse than before
Duke was relevant, as if they're even there now of course
It's the return of the "aw wait, no way, you're kidding
they didn't just lose to who I think they did, did they?"
And Dickie V said.....
Nothing you idiots, Dickie V's dead, he's in coach K's basement!