Master brainstorming thread for trolling Kentucky fans

[deputy dawg]

Tell them their angry songbird Cardinal mascot is intimidating.

[Winters]

What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Kentucky state fair.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

[Trogdor]

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

I had just heard this joke for the first time this week and  'ed

[Dugout DickStone]

Troll them like they were Kansas fans but much more successful.

[Winters]

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

I had just heard this joke for the first time this week and  'ed

pretty stupid post by me

[Brock Landers]

Maybe we can point out how they're too shitty to be an actual state and have to exist as a "Commonwealth" instead.

[Dr Rick Daris]

pretend like we don't know the difference between kentucky and tennessee   

[sonofdaxjones]

Hmm, Kentucky is an SEC school, and yet they are proactively reducing the seating capacity of their football stadium by 7,000.

[Dr Rick Daris]

pretend like we are playing wester kentucky the hilltoppers 

[Dr Rick Daris]

call them kenyucky 

 

[Pete]

I am looking past Kentucky and starting to think about the Wichita State game.  We'll finally get a chance to prove who the best team in the State is.

[Brock Landers]

I don't think Kentucky is really even a part of the United States.  I mean, we call ourselves the United States of America, not the United States and Commonwealths and Other Random Areas of America.

[Trim]

Tucks.

[chum1]

Lexington?  More like Lexingtucky!

[chum1]

More like Kenttucky!

[Emo EMAW]

More like Can't-tucky!

[Pete]

OK, here is a HUGE warning guys.  I was about to start making fun of Kentucky for half of their state being in one time zone and the other half being in a different time zone, and did some research and learned that there are like four counties in Kansas that are in the Mountain time zone.  I doubt anyone actually lives in that hellscape, but still.  I would have looked like a jackass!

[star seed 7]

call them mildcats? 

kentucky kittens

blue pussies

[Trim]

OK, here is a HUGE warning guys.  I was about to start making fun of Kentucky for half of their state being in one time zone and the other half being in a different time zone, and did some research and learned that there are like four counties in Kansas that are in the Mountain time zone.  I doubt anyone actually lives in that hellscape, but still.  I would have looked like a jackass!

Not surprisingly, we've covered this.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21956.0

We really need to sell this place before we run out of material.

[Pete]

Not surprisingly, we've covered this.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21956.0

We really need to sell this place before we run out of material.

Wow, I had missed that.  I agree with you though, two time zones in one state is rough ridin' stupid.  We should kick those assholes out.  But still, get a load of Kentucky and a line right down the god damn middle of the state!  WOOF!

[Trim]

Not surprisingly, we've covered this.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21956.0

We really need to sell this place before we run out of material.

Wow, I had missed that.  I agree with you though, two time zones in one state is rough ridin' stupid.  We should kick those assholes out.  But still, get a load of Kentucky and a line right down the god damn middle of the state!  WOOF!

I hope that this matchup with kentucky is the impetus for kansas getting its crap together, at least as it relates to time zones.  You should make a big deal about how mumped up kentucky is to, if nothing else, shame kansas's mumped four to get right or get out.

[Pete]

Not surprisingly, we've covered this.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21956.0

We really need to sell this place before we run out of material.

Wow, I had missed that.  I agree with you though, two time zones in one state is rough ridin' stupid.  We should kick those assholes out.  But still, get a load of Kentucky and a line right down the god damn middle of the state!  WOOF!

I hope that this matchup with kentucky is the impetus for kansas getting its crap together, at least as it relates to time zones.  You should make a big deal about how mumped up kentucky is to, if nothing else, shame kansas's mumped four to get right or get out.

ONE STATE, ONE TIMEZONE, UNDER GOD!

[Trim]

Not surprisingly, we've covered this.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21956.0

We really need to sell this place before we run out of material.

Wow, I had missed that.  I agree with you though, two time zones in one state is rough ridin' stupid.  We should kick those assholes out.  But still, get a load of Kentucky and a line right down the god damn middle of the state!  WOOF!

I hope that this matchup with kentucky is the impetus for kansas getting its crap together, at least as it relates to time zones.  You should make a big deal about how mumped up kentucky is to, if nothing else, shame kansas's mumped four to get right or get out.

ONE STATE, ONE TIMEZONE, UNDER GOD!

[Pete]

Ya, but hold up the number "1" to symbolize the unification of time zones in a united state.

[Emo EMAW]

I think ben ji dad farm is out in that other time zone.