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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2014, 01:43:47 PM »
I eat nut butters by the spoonful.  People at work think its weird but it's just a snacky boost to me. 

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2014, 02:21:39 PM »
I eat nut butters by the spoonful.  People at work think its weird but it's just a snacky boost to me.
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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2014, 02:58:05 PM »
I eat the pb and toss the cookie

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2014, 03:55:34 PM »
I like mixing my foods together on the plate, I fear this means I have bad genetics. 
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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2014, 04:06:14 PM »
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.
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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2014, 04:15:57 PM »
I eat burgers normal but put my pinky on the bottom of the bun

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2014, 04:25:16 PM »
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this
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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2014, 04:57:00 PM »
people say i hold spoons weird. i hold it with an over hand balled up fist.

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2014, 05:05:29 PM »
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this

high risk, high reward.
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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2014, 06:49:08 PM »
people say i hold spoons weird. i hold it with an over hand balled up fist.

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2014, 03:12:22 PM »
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

The only reason I ever eat foods upside down is if the top part is more tasty and therefore I want that part touching my tongue first.

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2014, 03:15:30 PM »
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

The only reason I ever eat foods upside down is if the top part is more tasty and therefore I want that part touching my tongue first.

like frosted sugar cookies  :D
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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2014, 03:16:44 PM »
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this

Of course you don't have to deal with this when you order a well done beef jerkey sandwich w/ cheese.

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2014, 03:19:55 PM »
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this

Of course you don't have to deal with this when you order a well done beef jerkey sandwich w/ cheese.

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2014, 03:20:23 PM »
I alway go upside down burger too. It just seemed so intuitive, I never even considered it was upside down until one day I was confronted about it.

I always pick up the burger by scooping my fingers underneath to support the probably soggy underbun, with my thumbs on top. Then the burger just rotates 180deg towards your mouth. The top bun is always thicker and more sturdy, so it makes a great foundation.

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2014, 03:21:07 PM »
oroes:  with dipr

also on reese's, they come in a wrapper which usually keeps my fingers clean of melting chocolate. also i eat them from the freezer.


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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2014, 03:25:08 PM »
I alway go upside down burger too. It just seemed so intuitive, I never even considered it was upside down until one day I was confronted about it.

I always pick up the burger by scooping my fingers underneath to support the probably soggy underbun, with my thumbs on top. Then the burger just rotates 180deg towards your mouth. The top bun is always thicker and more sturdy, so it makes a great foundation.

made me gag.  i don't know how you "fixin's" people do it.
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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2014, 03:26:35 PM »
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first

Dunking your nuts in nut butter?  I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?
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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2014, 03:28:23 PM »
upside down burger.  actually, will change orientation as needed to optimize control of juices and toppings.

if you get them with just meat and cheese, you don't have to deal with this

high risk, high reward.

I do this with ALL high topping sandwiches.  As soon as it arrives at my table, BOOM, I flip the sandwich upside down.  That way, the button bun doesn't get saturated.

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Re: How do you eat certain foods?
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2014, 06:53:39 AM »


Pancake.... huge... light layer of crunchy PB spread over the top..  roll it up like a joint... Heat up a coffee mug of Maple Syrup and butter... dip your pb pcake roll. 

Cereal...  Grape nuts, golden grams, pb Captain crunch in a red solo cup about 2/3.  Add milk to liking and mix with spoon.  Eat, then drink.

If I am running late I ALWAYS eat my cereal out of a cup. It works amazingly well in the car.

Have a couple of bites at a red light, put it in your car's cup holder and drive on. By the time you are finishing up your grape nuts (second favorite cereal behind Crispix) they are the perfect texture, soggy with milk but still a little crisp.