How do you eat certain foods?

[Emo EMAW]

Reese's Peanut Butter Cup:  whole thing mouth
Double Stuff Oreo's:  I take two and pop one cookie cover off each, combine to make quadruple stuff.  Yup write that down.
spaghetti:  I don't roll/twirl on the spoon like you're supposed to.  Just roll/twirl on the plate. 
Spin Pizza:  I pick it up.  I see lots of people eating with knife/fork but that's just not for me. 
Lucky Charms:  At first I just eat it normal, taking scoops with both the 'mallows and the cereal bits.  As I get towards the end where there's only one layer of cereal floating on the milk I make sure each scoop has at least one 'mallow.  Then the last few dreadful scoops are all cereal bits.  Also I found this:  http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Lucky-Charms-Breakfast-Cereal-Conspiracy
Burgers:  I pick them up with two hands, thumbs under the bottom bun, so the sesame seed side is on the roof of the mouth.  I see some people eat them upside down, otherwise I wouldn't find it necessary to even add this one.   
Skittles & Gummy bears:  segregate into colors.  Eat in order of going from favorite to least favorite.  Sometimes I give the ones I don't' like (yellows) to unsuspecting fools who might find me generous.

[Phil Titola]

ice cream:  spoon with saltine crackers

[michigancat]

emo, you're disgusting

[Emo EMAW]

Which part?  All of it? 

[michigancat]

I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.

['taterblast]

crab rangoons: see crab rangoon thread

[Emo EMAW]

I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.

Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers.  And then you have to lick your fingers.  Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.

[michigancat]

I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.

Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers.  And then you have to lick your fingers.  Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.

sorry I can't understand your gross mouth is full of peanut butter cup

[Emo EMAW]

I quit reading after I saw the whole peanut butter cup in your mouth at one time, but glanced and saw gummy bears and that was enough.

Okay but if you hold the peanut butter cup long enough to take more than one bite the chocolate melts on your fingers.  And then you have to lick your fingers.  Maybe it's the peanut butter cups that are disgusting.

sorry I can't understand your gross mouth is full of peanut butter cup

<---  (but with little bits flying all over the place) 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Oreos: Dunk in milk until there is a tiny bit left (too small to dunk) then just toss that piece into the milk and drink.
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Nutella: on anything
Banana: All in one bite
Thin crust pizza: use a fork for the first 2-3 bites then pick up
Popcorn: dip in nacho cheese

[Tobias]

i usually eat restaurant burgers with a knife and fork because it's impossible to not look like a slob eating them unless you have Julia Robert's mouth

[puniraptor]

Menudo:  Barf in toilet. Consume.

[ChiComCat]

Banana: All in one bite

[raquetcat]

Banana: All in one bite

Gooch is a lucky man

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

oreos: put 6-8 in a pint glass, fill with milk, eat with spoon once soggy, chug whatever is left

[Spracne]

After some pondering, there might be some merit to the upside-down burger method.  If you are eating a quality burger, that is to say one that overfloweth with juices, it is quite common for gravity to have worked its mischief on the now-soggy bottom bun by the time the burger arrives at your table.  Flipping it over while eating might make for a cleaner and easier eating experience. 

[Bloodfart]

Banana: All in one bite

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Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first

Dunking your nuts in nut butter?  I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?

[Spracne]

Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first

Dunking your nuts in nut butter?  I mean do you also dunk your apples in applesauce I mean wtf?

Nutella is hazelnut, not almond.  So your comparison is apples to oranges.  A better comparison would be apples and oranges. 

[The1BigWillie]

Pancake.... huge... light layer of crunchy PB spread over the top..  roll it up like a joint... Heat up a coffee mug of Maple Syrup and butter... dip your pb pcake roll. 

Cereal...  Grape nuts, golden grams, pb Captain crunch in a red solo cup about 2/3.  Add milk to liking and mix with spoon.  Eat, then drink. 

 

[Cire]

I eat the outer ring of a reeses first.

[XocolateThundarr]

Leftover bday cake: Put piece in cereal bowl and pour milk over it. Eat with a spoon. Drink leftover milk after consuming most of the cake.

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[Mikeyis4dcats]

Oreos: Dunk in milk until there is a tiny bit left (too small to dunk) then just toss that piece into the milk and drink.
Almonds: Dunk in Nutella first
Nutella: on anything
Banana: All in one bite
Thin crust pizza: use a fork for the first 2-3 bites then pick up
Popcorn: dip in nacho cheese

Mr. Gooch is a lucky man....   

[The Big Train]

I usually eat my foods with either a fork or a spoon

[Dugout DickStone]

Beluga caviar, with caviar fork