Malaysia Airlines

[kslim]

and now the "we let women into the plane to show them our joysticks" theory

   

    Malaysia Airlines launch internal probe over Australian woman's claims

    KUALA LUMPUR: An internal probe is being conducted by Malaysia Airlines into an allegation made in an Australian television programme that a crewmember of the missing MH370 flight had invited two women into the cockpit during a 2011 Kuala Lumpur-Phuket flight.
    The allegation, made by Jonti Roos on the programme A Current Affair, featured photographs showing her and a friend, Jaan Maree, in the cockpit.
    Roos had said on the programme that she was allowed to stay in the cockpit along with her friend throughout the one-hour flight.
    She went on to say that during the December 2011 flight, the crewmember even posed for photos with them.
    Malaysia Airlines has declined to comment until the investigation is completed.
    Flight MH370, on a B777-200 aircraft, departed Kuala Lumpur at 12.41am on March 8. It was expected to land in Beijing at 6.30am the same day.
    International rescuers are still searching for the twin-engine plane that was carrying 239 people on board. - Agencies

[puniraptor]

go through the passenger manifest. locate the two hottest babes. these are the terrorists/foreign agents. they would have been invited into the cockpit to party and then taken control of the plane. altering course and flying at extreme low altitude they flew the plane to an isolated airstrip in burma.

I think we can accept the above as fact. now the question is: WHY?

[Emo EMAW]

go through the passenger manifest. locate the two hottest babes. these are the terrorists/foreign agents. they would have been invited into the cockpit to party and then taken control of the plane. altering course and flying at extreme low altitude they flew the plane to an isolated airstrip in burma.

I think we can accept the above as fact. now the question is: WHY?

They want Embiid to play very badly.

[Phil Titola]

Google Earth getting calls, reminding people they're not real time.   

If you think about it, the region has a number of potential landing areas, the issue becomes are they over grown by now, or developed to the point that it would be hard to sneak a plane in there the size of a 777.

These guys did it:
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/03/crowdsourcing-the-search-for-malaysia-flight-370/

Although the site is now borked (tomnod.com)

[mocat]

So I'm in seat 1D today on the far right side. Halfway through the flight, the guy next to me in 1C pops a cell phone pic of the attractive blonde across the aisle in 1A. She is asleep so I am like wtf this guy is a super creep. At the end of the flight I stand up and realize that the blonde is the GF of the guy in 1B, and its Chipper Freaking Jones, and the guy in 1C was actually taking a pic of him.

[TheHamburglar]

Plane turned 135 degrees off course and flew for an hour without any communications.  Sounds like a hijacking.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Plane turned 135 degrees off course and flew for an hour without any communications.  Sounds like a hijacking.

or payne stewart v2.0

[michigancat]

Plane turned 135 degrees off course and flew for an hour without any communications.  Sounds like a hijacking.

or payne stewart v2.0

aka PSv2

[EMAWmeister]

Mocat, I'm jealous that you sat next to one of my childhood idols.

[Tobias]

man for a second there I was worried you were sitting next to a creep

i figured it was gonna be like shaggy's "airport hot or not" creep-ass thread, then he went mocat-awesome on it

[mocat]

Mocat, I'm jealous that you sat next to one of my childhood idols.

You know the guy just based on the descripto that he takes pics of ex baseball players?

[kim carnes]

I don't know about u guys but I badly want to know what happened to that plane

[michigancat]

I don't know about u guys but I badly want to know what happened to that plane

I'm pretty sure it crashed.

[star seed 7]

i think it was taken.

[felix rex]

Google does Captain Anal. 

would not watch


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[mocat]

Google does Captain Anal. 

would not watch


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Omg

[Dugout DickStone]

Strawn tried to warn them about cockpit orgies.

[#LIFE]

i think it was taken.

Taken and landed or taken and crashed?  If it was hijacked or had mechanical issues, why not 1 call, text, etc. from anyone on board?  Whole deal is just weird 

[EMAWmeister]

i think it was taken.

Taken and landed or taken and crashed?  If it was hijacked or had mechanical issues, why not 1 call, text, etc. from anyone on board?  Whole deal is just weird 

Do we know the plane is wifi equipped?

[steve dave]

i think it was taken.

Taken and landed or taken and crashed?  If it was hijacked or had mechanical issues, why not 1 call, text, etc. from anyone on board?  Whole deal is just weird 

Do we know the plane is wifi equipped?

a lot of aircraft that are wifi enabled don't have it while over oceans. don't know if this one had it or not though. the larger carriers are rolling out wifi that does work while crossing water but it's relatively new.

[steve dave]

Aerolineas Argentinas used to have fax machines onboard. true thing.

[Institutional Control]

I'll bet it landed in Beijing, on time.  The Chinese are covering something up.

[AbeFroman]

I'll bet it landed in Beijing, on time.  The Chinese are covering something up.

Yep, all those poor Malaysians (and 2 Iranians) are probably working in slave labor camps right now. So sad 

[Emo EMAW]

Why can't they shoot satellite/arial imagery of wide swaths of land/sea area, and run the pictures through some software that looks for outliers?  It would pick out any boat or debris and then humans could filter through those specific images and at least rule out that there is floating debris somewhere.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Why can't they shoot satellite/arial imagery of wide swaths of land/sea area, and run the pictures through some software that looks for outliers?  It would pick out any boat or debris and then humans could filter through those specific images and at least rule out that there is floating debris somewhere.

interesting, if true.