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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #175 on: June 19, 2014, 01:01:00 PM »
Any truth to the rumblings that Massa had him whacked Nancy Kerrigan style?

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« Reply #176 on: June 19, 2014, 01:59:08 PM »
Any truth to the rumblings that Massa had him whacked Nancy Kerrigan style?

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #177 on: June 19, 2014, 03:30:32 PM »


Once this handsome devil's hands got on Embiid, he was never the same. 

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #178 on: June 19, 2014, 03:39:21 PM »
that kerry meier?  hell of a pigskin player for the hawks.


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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #179 on: June 19, 2014, 03:41:44 PM »
that kerry meier?  hell of a pigskin player for the hawks.

Yep.  I wish we would have landed him.  I remember being pretty bummed about that.  Great for him and his family though.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #180 on: June 19, 2014, 03:50:31 PM »
he did have great hands, no doubting that.  strong too, like an ox. 


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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #181 on: June 19, 2014, 03:59:07 PM »
He appears to have a powerful neck as well.  I don't know who he is, but I could tell straight away that he absolutely pisses masculinity.  The cut of his jib couldn't be more manly if it were an actual penis.   
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« Reply #182 on: June 19, 2014, 10:01:02 PM »
LBBIQ question:  Embiid misses the draft, does that mean he has to return to Lawrence?  Only being there one year, he may not be up to speed on drugs, woman beating, alcohol, etc.  He could probably become proficient and catch up with the rest of the team if he spent a 2nd year there.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #183 on: June 19, 2014, 10:20:31 PM »
pro beach volleyball circuit


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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #184 on: June 19, 2014, 10:44:39 PM »
Someone with some time could probably do a study on this.  How many Top 10 recruits have arrived in Lawrence to see their NBA dreams die and wind up on the streets?  Is it the Massa or just the terrible culture of drugs and alcohol in Walmart central? You really have to feel for these young men that see their dreams destroyed in an instant.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #185 on: June 20, 2014, 08:40:03 AM »
I feel bad for Embiid, but mostly I just feel bad selfishly.
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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #186 on: June 20, 2014, 09:05:10 AM »
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Vball is pretty hard on the lower back, 'Clams.  Would watch, though.

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« Reply #187 on: June 20, 2014, 11:56:40 AM »
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I wish the young man the best of luck. From what little I know, simply by reading accounts of his injuries and situation, it seems like he should have planned on making college his life, and give his body a chance to mature, and his mind a chance to decide on what healthy nutrition entails, before going in with professional players, some of whom have more moves than a lady of the night in a South Pacific port of call. yEAH, a WhOLE BuNCH OF nAMeS DO cOME TO mIND.... But then to some people and their families, the sun rises and sets with their need of fortune, money, money, and more money. It is a choice. Perhaps his choice of a marquee university, such as the Hayjocks, was also misguided. He mighta done better at an upcoming Wichita State, or Butler a few years ago, with their GQ looking coach who was white, and him a nice exotic contrast, and black from Cameroon. For the press, it makes for those heart warming story lines. gosh, smile, tear up, wow. Shaka smartie, not a good move likely for several reasons, old reliable at Miami, oh my God, a potentially fatal decision for talented and naive. And whatzit at Northern Iowa, another climb the ladder man really desperate for star quality players. And that list goes on, and on, and on, and on. wow. Thank goodness Calipari is off to chase the pros now. Can his soulmate Louigie at Louie disco balls be far behind? May the oinks of the world get what they deserve. Not my problem... short summary, decisions, decisions, decisions, but beware, when you choose anything but the most unwanted of careers, there are multiple criminal elements in the USA which will oppose each and every of your decisions. College basketball and football, have edged into really, not a good thing at all, and practically the whole enterprise is a sham for the underpinning motivation, which is never addressed in the 'yes boy and gerl' media. LIGHTS, ACTION, CAMERA!

this dude always quotes on ku articles on the wichita eagle site.  he's just the best.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #188 on: June 20, 2014, 12:04:34 PM »
and then he follows up with this

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I also understand the professional basketball and football economic mind set- supposed to be entertaining, show biz in sports and keep the kids off the streets, arf, arf, wink, wink, largely oppositional to honest and productive use of leisure time. ALSO, HORRENDOUS ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION, TOO MANY CARS, TOO MUCH NOISE, TOO MANY ROWDY FANS, PUBLIC DISRUPTION... so the players are required to show up at charity events? wowowow. So yeah, America started to earnestly go to hell in the 1950s, arf, arf, wink, wink. Whatever.....choose your poison? casinos and gambling, drunken nightclubs, season tickets to pro sports, expensive live theater performances that largely stink, smelly rock concerts where folks use recreational drugs, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. oink, muh guudness, oink, oink. Not my choice. NEXT...

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« Reply #189 on: June 20, 2014, 02:00:29 PM »
and then he follows up with this

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I also understand the professional basketball and football economic mind set- supposed to be entertaining, show biz in sports and keep the kids off the streets, arf, arf, wink, wink, largely oppositional to honest and productive use of leisure time. ALSO, HORRENDOUS ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION, TOO MANY CARS, TOO MUCH NOISE, TOO MANY ROWDY FANS, PUBLIC DISRUPTION... so the players are required to show up at charity events? wowowow. So yeah, America started to earnestly go to hell in the 1950s, arf, arf, wink, wink. Whatever.....choose your poison? casinos and gambling, drunken nightclubs, season tickets to pro sports, expensive live theater performances that largely stink, smelly rock concerts where folks use recreational drugs, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. oink, muh guudness, oink, oink. Not my choice. NEXT...
One day that guy is going to kill a lot of innocent people.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #190 on: June 20, 2014, 02:02:04 PM »
and then he follows up with this

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I also understand the professional basketball and football economic mind set- supposed to be entertaining, show biz in sports and keep the kids off the streets, arf, arf, wink, wink, largely oppositional to honest and productive use of leisure time. ALSO, HORRENDOUS ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION, TOO MANY CARS, TOO MUCH NOISE, TOO MANY ROWDY FANS, PUBLIC DISRUPTION... so the players are required to show up at charity events? wowowow. So yeah, America started to earnestly go to hell in the 1950s, arf, arf, wink, wink. Whatever.....choose your poison? casinos and gambling, drunken nightclubs, season tickets to pro sports, expensive live theater performances that largely stink, smelly rock concerts where folks use recreational drugs, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. oink, muh guudness, oink, oink. Not my choice. NEXT...
One day that guy is going to kill a lot of innocent people.

Probably get one or two guilty ones though.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #191 on: June 20, 2014, 02:05:00 PM »
arf, arf, wink, wink
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« Reply #192 on: June 20, 2014, 02:59:20 PM »
That was my favorite part.
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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #194 on: June 23, 2014, 08:41:53 AM »
arf arf just has got to be racist, but i cant figure it out

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #195 on: June 23, 2014, 09:08:54 AM »
should give his heart to isaiah austin  :frown:
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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #196 on: June 23, 2014, 09:31:03 PM »
Someone with some time could probably do a study on this.  How many Top 10 recruits have arrived in Lawrence to see their NBA dreams die and wind up on the streets?  Is it the Massa or just the terrible culture of drugs and alcohol in Walmart central? You really have to feel for these young men that see their dreams destroyed in an instant.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #197 on: June 23, 2014, 09:42:44 PM »
Someone with some time could probably do a study on this.  How many Top 10 recruits have arrived in Lawrence to see their NBA dreams die and wind up on the streets?  Is it the Massa or just the terrible culture of drugs and alcohol in Walmart central? You really have to feel for these young men that see their dreams destroyed in an instant.

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Thanks for pointing this out.  This post was thebomb.com bro! :lol:
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« Reply #198 on: June 23, 2014, 09:45:46 PM »
Someone with some time could probably do a study on this.  How many Top 10 recruits have arrived in Lawrence to see their NBA dreams die and wind up on the streets?  Is it the Massa or just the terrible culture of drugs and alcohol in Walmart central? You really have to feel for these young men that see their dreams destroyed in an instant.
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Thanks for pointing this out.  This post was thebomb.com bro! :lol:

Answer the ?  You seem like a smart enough poster to recognize how the trash in that town has destroyed NBA dreams

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« Reply #199 on: June 23, 2014, 09:47:10 PM »
Someone with some time could probably do a study on this.  How many Top 10 recruits have arrived in Lawrence to see their NBA dreams die and wind up on the streets?  Is it the Massa or just the terrible culture of drugs and alcohol in Walmart central? You really have to feel for these young men that see their dreams destroyed in an instant.
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Thanks for pointing this out.  This post was thebomb.com bro! :lol:

Answer the ?  You seem like a smart enough poster to recognize how the trash in that town has destroyed NBA dreams

You're like a gE meme, but in a bad way :(
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