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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2014, 12:44:52 PM »


Glad to see those med student's work is really paying off
Umm, pretty sure Kcarlson is not a KU grad.

EDIT: But he is HUGE KU fan!

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #101 on: March 11, 2014, 12:50:59 PM »
What are we up to now on how many NBA careers and families dream's of being able to get by that Massa has stomped on now?

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #102 on: March 11, 2014, 01:43:03 PM »
He isn't seeing a college game again.  Even the perception of having an Oden back would be deadly.  Get healthy and get out.  May have to worry about the essential social skills that only college basketball can offer later.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #103 on: March 11, 2014, 02:12:02 PM »
Can you imagine playing that board game Operation against Hawk fans idk they probably suck at it.

The buzzing means his bones are getting stronger!!!

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #104 on: March 11, 2014, 02:13:21 PM »
OMG BITB!!!  :excited:

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #105 on: March 11, 2014, 02:16:46 PM »
OMG BITB!!!  :excited:

The callers are going to be incredible

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #106 on: March 11, 2014, 02:28:43 PM »
details!
(loved the position yesterday that 2nd opinion means family/advisors telling him to shut it down)
((doubly love the KU fans who say he should wait to get healthy/better and forego a massive contract only to be taken to task by Bitb))
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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #107 on: March 11, 2014, 02:37:44 PM »
"How did Bill Self and the medical team not know about this? His back has been hurting for 31 days"
"We always talk about how honest Bill Self is and how great he is with the media, but this is the opposite"
"Competing coaches will absolutely use this story on the recruiting trail"

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« Reply #108 on: March 11, 2014, 02:50:06 PM »
oh god, ku fans are trying to blame Embiid. Caller thinks Embiid ignored the doctor's orders and played knowing he had a stress fracture.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #109 on: March 11, 2014, 02:52:23 PM »
BITB just compared #kubball to stopping at Love's gas station and getting a burrito.  :lol:

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #110 on: March 11, 2014, 02:57:36 PM »

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #112 on: March 11, 2014, 03:07:45 PM »
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810 WHB's Kevin Kietzman got stopped at 2:35 AM Jan. 10th in Mission Hills
because he's driving erratically and his headlights are off.The cops note a
female's head coming up from his lap as they pull him over. They ask him to
get out of the car and as he does...his pants fall down around his ankles.
The cops are laughing their a**es off. Kietzman starts blubbering that he's
a married man and that the woman is not his wife and begs them to not write
him a ticket because he says he'll lose his job. The cops call two more
cruisers when they find out its Kietzman, just to laugh at the dumb ***.

The woman is drunk on her ***. Guess who the woman giving KK the mobile
hummer is? The lovely Jessica from the radio station. The best part is the
whole incident was caught on video and audiotape by the Prairie Village
police (who patrol Mission Hills).

Long story short, they don't write him a ticket and let him go. But the cops
spread the story everywhere and everybody in the media knew about it within
days. But since there's no paperwork on the "incident" no one runs the
story - including the Pitch. The Star verified the entire ordeal down to
where a cop told one reporter, "You gotta hear him blubbering and begging on
this

tape. It's the funniest thing I've ever heard." The Star tried to get access
to the tape via the Kansas Open Record act but were denied due to some
aggressive legwork by KK's very active lawyer. He was interviewed by a
reported for The Pitch, and told him that no one was going to do this story
because there was no ticket issued. It looks like so far he's been able to
keep it out of public view.

The Pitch is still trying to get a copy of the video/audio tape from the
cops. The PV police chief let them know that after he met KK and his lawyer,
he'd like nothing better than seeing KK's incident exposed. He said that KK
came into his office with his lawyer and started reading him his press
clippings.

this is the first time ive heard this
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #113 on: March 11, 2014, 03:10:38 PM »
Dr. J posts that every time BITB goes to business. It was some random poster that posted it there years back. dr.J see's it as a fact now.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #114 on: March 11, 2014, 03:11:00 PM »
BITB'ed

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #115 on: March 11, 2014, 03:31:34 PM »
Is that his wife now? 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #117 on: March 11, 2014, 03:33:45 PM »
di•ag•no•sis

: the act of identifying a disease, illness, or problem by examining someone or something
: a statement or conclusion that describes the reason for a disease, illness, or problem


prog•no•sis

: a doctor's opinion about how someone will recover from an illness or injury
: a judgment about what is going to happen in the future


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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #118 on: March 11, 2014, 03:34:01 PM »
Well then obviously it was true love and good for them. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #119 on: March 11, 2014, 03:49:00 PM »
Phog tucks are getting on the air now

"Does LHC Bill Snyder ever tell the truth about player injuries?????"

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #120 on: March 11, 2014, 03:58:57 PM »
So these dumbasses aren't able to make the distinction between handling injury info with the media vs. injury info with the player?  Seems about right.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #121 on: March 11, 2014, 06:02:28 PM »
The BITB anger on the Phog right now is off the charts.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #122 on: March 11, 2014, 06:20:16 PM »
This has it all

Ku fans thinly veiled racism
Their penchant for tossing their young guys under the bus
Insane inability to understand the economics of the NBA
Hero worship of Self and inability to admit he is a pretty slimy coach

It's all there

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #123 on: March 11, 2014, 06:27:14 PM »
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Taters are eating it up I'm sure. They're all rushing to email their co-workers or text their old high school buddies who don't hang out with them anymore to say the next big scandal has arrived and KU is going down. It happens once every couple months.

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Re: Will Joel Embiid just shut it down now and get healthy for the NBA?
« Reply #124 on: March 11, 2014, 06:30:38 PM »
This has it all

Ku fans thinly veiled racism
Their penchant for tossing their young guys under the bus
Insane inability to understand the economics of the NBA
Hero worship of Self and inability to admit he is a pretty slimy coach

It's all there
Absolutely disgusting.