Author Topic: Vending Machines (Let's make some money)! (Read 13920 times)

CNS · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:15:01 PM »

Quote from: _33 on February 14, 2014, 01:12:45 PM

Garden Salsa is the 2nd worst type of Sun Chips.

Only if all other Sunchip flavors immediately ceased to exist and Sunchip also invented a flavor called Garden Salsa Plus.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:16:43 PM »

Quote from: _33 on February 14, 2014, 01:12:45 PM

Garden Salsa is the 2nd worst type of Sun Chips.

Take it back, fat face!

Tobias · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:22:02 PM »

so is this the snackoff thread? where's the poll?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:24:49 PM »

Know a guy that has the gumball machine in Oak Park Mall. The kind where you pay a quater and the gigantic gumball goes around in circles 20 times before it comes out the bottom. Anyway he pays for a week long fishing trip to the Bahamas every year on that one machine.

mocat · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:25:19 PM »

Quote from: _33 on February 14, 2014, 01:12:45 PM

Garden Salsa is the 2nd worst type of Sun Chips.

ok kim

kslim · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:36:11 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on February 14, 2014, 12:56:26 PM

Quote from: kslim on February 14, 2014, 12:29:55 PM
Ours is in our break room, I pay the government nothing

So you only have 1 machine and its at your place of employment?

Man, talk about a buzzkill. I was thinking you were some super stud vending machine kingpin who could answer all the questions I had.

pro tip: I don't own a vending machine. Please don't judge me

Bloodfart · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:43:56 PM »

Not pointing fingers here. Why would somebody lie about owning a vending machine? Lol that has got to be the most worthless lie to ever been told.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:44:09 PM »

Has anyone done a vending machine for puppies? Man, I bet that thing would sell like hot cakes. "Look mom, a puppy vending machine. I want the beagle, but the dalmation looks cute too! "Ruff, ruff!" Ah, screw it. Let's get both!" Boom! Swipe your card and you're walking home with two puppies as they rotate out of their slot in the machine.

ben ji · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:46:25 PM »

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 14, 2014, 01:44:09 PM

Has anyone done a vending machine for puppies? Man, I bet that thing would sell like hot cakes. "Look mom, a puppy vending machine. I want the beagle, but the dalmation looks cute too! "Ruff, ruff!" Ah, screw it. Let's get both!" Boom! Swipe your card and you're walking home with two puppies as they rotate out of their slot in the machine.

I think it would work better with kittens. You could fit more in the vending machine and just leave some litter/food/water in their cubby and check on them once a week.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:47:43 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on February 14, 2014, 01:46:25 PM

Quote from: WackySquawk08 on February 14, 2014, 01:44:09 PM
Has anyone done a vending machine for puppies? Man, I bet that thing would sell like hot cakes. "Look mom, a puppy vending machine. I want the beagle, but the dalmation looks cute too! "Ruff, ruff!" Ah, screw it. Let's get both!" Boom! Swipe your card and you're walking home with two puppies as they rotate out of their slot in the machine.

I think it would work better with kittens. You could fit more in the vending machine and just leave some litter/food/water in their cubby and check on them once a week.

ben ji · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:48:57 PM »

Wacky, I think we are on to something here.

I'm thinking about cashing out TTHOTUC retirement money and using it as a down payment for the new business.

Do you think we could convert an old vending machine or should we pay someone like $100 to design a new model?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:50:13 PM »

you guys are rough ridin' idiots. like seriously ive seen rick daris come up with 100 ideas better than this.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:52:11 PM »

We could probably buy an old one for pretty cheap, bud (@ben ji, not meany face, Tonya). We might need someone to work on it, so the kittens don't get tangled when being dispersed. I might just call my maintenance guy for that tho. Let's get this thing moving.

Oh ya, we might need a lawyer, just in case.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:57:32 PM »

I would use the crap out of a fish vending machine. Hmm, what should I get today... Had salmon yesterday... That catfish sounds good but it looks like it came out of a mud hole... Rainbow trout it is.

Rob_Cassidy · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:05:27 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 14, 2014, 01:24:49 PM

Know a guy that has the gumball machine in Oak Park Mall. The kind where you pay a quater and the gigantic gumball goes around in circles 20 times before it comes out the bottom. Anyway he pays for a week long fishing trip to the Bahamas every year on that one machine.

I have one of these in my house. I got it when all the Blockbusters went out of business and they had to sell everything in the stores. 200 bucks. Best purchase I made last year. It came full of gumballs, some of which are marked with stars for "1 free rental". I don't use it much, but it sure looks awesome.

Gooch · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:06:55 PM »

Quote from: _33 on February 14, 2014, 01:12:45 PM

Garden Salsa is the 2nd worst type of Sun Chips.

False

steve dave · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:07:09 PM »

What is your current prize for a star ball?

ben ji · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:11:42 PM »

Alright, did a quick mock up of what this will look like

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Rob_Cassidy · « **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:14:09 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 14, 2014, 02:07:09 PM

What is your current prize for a star ball?

Don't have one. That is mostly because I have a total of one friend in Dallas and nobody ever comes to visit me. Giving myself a prize seems pointless. Sad situation.

Maybe I should scrub off the Blockbuster logo, put it in a shopping mall and take a fishing trip

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:14:12 PM »

The next gen of vending machines will be marijuana/THC/Vaping vending machines... Need some reefercakes... boom. Need a one hitter... booom... need another insert for your vaping enjoyment? BOOOOOOM...

I'm telling you... this is the future.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:14:19 PM »

That's fantastic, Ben Ji!

ben ji · « **Reply #46 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:18:00 PM »

Obviously we can change the type's of cats if we find that some sell quicker than others.

Did you notice the "HALF OFF" section? I think this could be a big hit.

Any engineers want to start the actual design work? We will need a little "pit" in the back so they can go potty. We will also some sort of treat dispenser up front so they are constantly staring excitedly at the glass.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #47 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:20:39 PM »

Also, we can paint these cats in favor of the vendors favorite college team. Purple, obviously for the willie cats, But also blue/yellow/red combo for beems as well.

ben ji · « **Reply #48 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:20:55 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 14, 2014, 02:14:12 PM

The next gen of vending machines will be marijuana/THC/Vaping vending machines... Need some reefercakes... boom. Need a one hitter... booom... need another insert for your vaping enjoyment? BOOOOOOM...

I'm telling you... this is the future.

Yeah, really good idea, I mean you see cigarette vending machines everywhere these days right? WRONG, LITTLE KIDS COULD BUY DANGEROUS WEED THEN.

But you know what little kids want and should be encouraged to buy from a vending machine? Yup, kittens.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:22:32 PM »

Right in your fat face, The1bigwillie!