valentines day.
boys, take notes. i will pick up me lady in a stretch limo around 5:00 pm. me in my perfectly pressed tuxedo (red tie and cummerbund) her in whatever her heart desires. we'll take the limo down to the country club plaza for a nice horse drawn carriage ride around the plaza, with a freshly popped bottle of bubbly, of course. we'll make one stop- at tiffany, where me lady will pick out the jewelry of her choice as a present. then it's back to the stretch limousine where me lady and i will be whisked to the classiest restaurant in all of kansas city. we will dine and laugh and drink and dine and laugh and drink until me lady can do no more. after that we will be whisked via stretch limousine to a waiting hot air balloon in north kansas city where we will enjoy a leisurely hot air balloon ride and bask in the beauty that is kansas city. after the balloon ride, we will be whisked to me lady's favorite salon where me lady will be treated to the finest chocolates and massage oils in the city, me lady's manicure and pedicure will be nothing short of perfect! from there we will be whisked home where i will have the vanderpump rules reunion episode 1 on DVR awaiting our arrival.