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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #75 on: February 10, 2014, 04:22:12 PM »
that broad never even saw it coming!  :whistle1:

She's engaged to shellshock.  I would imagine there is either a great deal she does not see coming or which she sees and just accepts given her station in life (i.e., engaged to shellshock). 
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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #76 on: February 10, 2014, 04:22:36 PM »
True story: My fiance truly hates the actual Valentines Day and candy/flowers/mushy crap. So, I took her out last night to Ricco's (great italian place btw) and bought her a new hair straightener (because I don't want her old one burning my house down) and i'm off the hook for another year. :ROFL:

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #77 on: February 10, 2014, 04:27:49 PM »
what a great thread.
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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #78 on: February 10, 2014, 04:35:44 PM »
Hey FYI guys if you plan to do the chocolate strawberries thing from that place off 87th st in Lenexa they will be way rough ridin' late even if you make an appt to pick it up.

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #79 on: February 10, 2014, 04:42:41 PM »
Hey FYI guys if you plan to do the chocolate strawberries thing from that place off 87th st in Lenexa they will be way rough ridin' late even if you make an appt to pick it up.


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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #80 on: February 11, 2014, 08:07:01 AM »
True story: My fiance truly hates the actual Valentines Day and candy/flowers/mushy crap. So, I took her out last night to Ricco's (great italian place btw) and bought her a new hair straightener (because I don't want her old one burning my house down) and i'm off the hook for another year. :ROFL:

LOVE RICCO'S.  What did you get?

Fettuccine Diavolo (sp?) It was advertised to be spicy, but I didn't taste any spice at all. Overall though, the restaurant and food was excellent as always!

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #81 on: February 11, 2014, 08:10:48 AM »

what jams are you guys playing for when it's time?
probably the weeknd.. Maybe switch to r Kelly's new album if stuff gets real raunchy


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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #82 on: February 11, 2014, 12:12:59 PM »
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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #83 on: February 11, 2014, 12:15:28 PM »

what jams are you guys playing for when it's time?
probably the weeknd.. Maybe switch to r Kelly's new album if stuff gets real raunchy


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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #84 on: February 11, 2014, 12:15:36 PM »
I'm heading to Carmens in brookside.  Always put in your time on Valentine's Day so she reciprocates for Steak and BJ day a month later.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #85 on: February 11, 2014, 01:12:06 PM »
Here's a tip.

Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship. 

A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.


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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #86 on: February 11, 2014, 01:15:09 PM »
Here's a tip.

Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship. 

A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.



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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #87 on: February 11, 2014, 01:25:30 PM »
Not a big fan of valentines but I always cook the GF some dinner and give her flowers.

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #88 on: February 11, 2014, 01:40:27 PM »
valentines day.

boys, take notes.  i will pick up me lady in a stretch limo around 5:00 pm.  me in my perfectly pressed tuxedo (red tie and cummerbund) her in whatever her heart desires.  we'll take the limo down to the country club plaza for a nice horse drawn carriage ride around the plaza, with a freshly popped bottle of bubbly, of course.  we'll make one stop- at tiffany, where me lady will pick out the jewelry of her choice as a present.  then it's back to the stretch limousine where me lady and i will be whisked to the classiest restaurant in all of kansas city.  we will dine and laugh and drink and dine and laugh and drink until me lady can do no more.  after that we will be whisked via stretch limousine to a waiting hot air balloon in north kansas city where we will enjoy a leisurely hot air balloon ride and bask in the beauty that is kansas city.  after the balloon ride, we will be whisked to me lady's favorite salon where me lady will be treated to the finest chocolates and massage oils in the city, me lady's manicure and pedicure will be nothing short of perfect!  from there we will be whisked home where i will have the vanderpump rules reunion episode 1 on DVR awaiting our arrival.   


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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #89 on: February 11, 2014, 01:52:06 PM »
Here's a tip.

Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship. 

A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.

Partially true.

If you are going to go this route, and use the "I don't need a holiday to show my love" line, then you have to back it up by doing the little nice things "just because" from time to time.

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #90 on: February 11, 2014, 02:13:40 PM »
Here's a tip.

Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship. 

A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.

Partially true.

If you are going to go this route, and use the "I don't need a holiday to show my love" line, then you have to back it up by doing the little nice things "just because" from time to time.

hey slucat what do you think about the night i have planned for me lady?


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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #91 on: February 11, 2014, 02:16:36 PM »
Here's a tip.

Find a serious women who doesn't partake in commercialized holidays that have no actual meaning to the success of any relationship. 

A smart educated women won't give an eff that its VD.

Partially true.

If you are going to go this route, and use the "I don't need a holiday to show my love" line, then you have to back it up by doing the little nice things "just because" from time to time.

hey slucat what do you think about the night i have planned for me lady?

go with black tie.
make sure to provide her with a fur wrap for the hot air balloon ride.
otherwise  :thumbsup:

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #92 on: February 11, 2014, 02:19:07 PM »
valentines day.

boys, take notes.  i will pick up me lady in a stretch limo around 5:00 pm.  me in my perfectly pressed tuxedo (red tie and cummerbund) her in whatever her heart desires.  we'll take the limo down to the country club plaza for a nice horse drawn carriage ride around the plaza, with a freshly popped bottle of bubbly, of course.  we'll make one stop- at tiffany, where me lady will pick out the jewelry of her choice as a present.  then it's back to the stretch limousine where me lady and i will be whisked to the classiest restaurant in all of kansas city.  we will dine and laugh and drink and dine and laugh and drink until me lady can do no more.  after that we will be whisked via stretch limousine to a waiting hot air balloon in north kansas city where we will enjoy a leisurely hot air balloon ride and bask in the beauty that is kansas city.  after the balloon ride, we will be whisked to me lady's favorite salon where me lady will be treated to the finest chocolates and massage oils in the city, me lady's manicure and pedicure will be nothing short of perfect!  from there we will be whisked home where i will have the vanderpump rules reunion episode 1 on DVR awaiting our arrival.

You lady is going to freeze to death... you'll need an ice pick to use your vanderpump.
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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #93 on: February 11, 2014, 02:26:04 PM »
i've got hand warmers, also i think the heat from the hot air balloon flame will warm me lady


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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #94 on: February 11, 2014, 02:50:49 PM »
are you the help? it's "my lady" not "me lady"

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #95 on: February 11, 2014, 03:06:03 PM »
What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #96 on: February 11, 2014, 03:09:17 PM »
What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.

ms TTHOTUC gave me a collage of pictures of us in a nice frame. I like it... because I'd never do that on my own.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #97 on: February 11, 2014, 03:12:37 PM »
The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #98 on: February 11, 2014, 03:13:25 PM »
And my wife got me some Sharon Jones LP's last year. They were a hit!

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Re: Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?
« Reply #99 on: February 11, 2014, 03:16:06 PM »
What do you guys want for Valentine's Day? I never know what to buy for a guy. The singing barbershop quartet I bought for Willes last year was definitely NOT a hit.

Amazon gift card. Cash is too impersonal.