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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #200 on: February 07, 2014, 02:30:25 PM »
Do the Russians really speak English on their boats as portrayed in the Hunt for Red October?

have you even watched the movie?

Well ya??  Why?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #201 on: February 07, 2014, 02:32:22 PM »
well very close to the beginning of the movie, they switch from russian to english on the word "armageddon" which is the same word in both languages

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #202 on: February 07, 2014, 02:36:01 PM »
emo, add submarines to the list of things you shouldn't post about.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #203 on: February 07, 2014, 02:43:18 PM »
Well I don't remember that part okay!  :curse:  Besides this is the ask submariners stupid questions thread anyways you fucks!

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #204 on: February 07, 2014, 02:44:59 PM »
I'm sorry for lashing out guys.  :frown:

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #205 on: February 07, 2014, 03:03:06 PM »
Don't let them get to ya, emo. Its okay.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #206 on: February 07, 2014, 03:23:43 PM »
Don't let them get to ya, emo. Its okay.

nobody says that on a boomer skimmer while mowing down a screw-dozer

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #207 on: February 07, 2014, 03:27:52 PM »
Do the Russians really speak English on their boats as portrayed in the Hunt for Red October?

have you even watched the movie?

To be fair Red October is one of those movies that you stop on while channel surfing and very rarely ever get to watch at the beginning (where the Russian/English morph happens).


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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #208 on: February 07, 2014, 05:58:37 PM »
were you a part of operation desert storm (not real actual desert part)?
I was between Gulf wars.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #209 on: February 07, 2014, 06:00:22 PM »


When this happens, does anyone lose any fillings in their teeth?
"Emergency Blow"

Fun as hell.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #210 on: February 07, 2014, 06:25:31 PM »
What's it like to find out who played in and/or won the Superbowl like days or weeks after it happened?
We always knew. 2 mile long antenna floating on the water could get quite a few radio stations. We'd listen live.

The election in 2002... we didn't know about that craziness. The kept it from us.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #211 on: February 07, 2014, 06:31:20 PM »
Several patrols, my boat was smoke-free.  The captain had recently got married to a new trophy wife.  He announced over the 1mc on the way down the channel that she wanted him to quite smoking...so, therefore, the boat was quitting smoking.  I thought we might have a real mutiny.

Late in patrol we surfaced and did a swim call.  The die-hard smokers jumped into the ocean with their cigs in a zip lock bag.  Then, they tried to tread water and light up since ithey weren't "on" the boat anymore.

But, other questions.  The XO's job is to be a dick.  The CO gets to be the good guy.

All ahead flank, cavitate.
Helm, all stop.  Maneuvering, Conn, stop the shaft.
Stop the shaft, maneuvering, aye.
I had friends on that patrol with you.

"Cavitate" I forgot about that additional giddy up.  :driving:

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #212 on: February 07, 2014, 06:32:11 PM »
if you launch a torpedo at an enemy boat and a dolphin or orca or something swims in the way will it just blow the eff out of it or will it bounce off and not detonate?
Bounce. Metal detection thing.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #213 on: February 07, 2014, 06:35:17 PM »
Was it a total downer when you had to go all silent and your favorite tv show was on?

I know it's a total downer when you're running silent and one of the cranks in the galley drops a pan. You have to report it to the Con because it can be heard by Sonar.

What if you are in the gym pumping iron and you have to turn off "Welcome to the Jungle"?
Effin patrol silent sucked when you were planning to pump iron before burning a flick.

There's some new lingo for @mocat. Burning a flick.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #214 on: February 07, 2014, 06:37:23 PM »
if you launch a torpedo at an enemy boat and a dolphin or orca or something swims in the way will it just blow the eff out of it or will it bounce off and not detonate?
Bounce. Metal detection thing.

wouldn't it just blast right through flesh and continue to it's target?

this brings all your answers into question...
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #215 on: February 07, 2014, 06:39:03 PM »
if you launch a torpedo at an enemy boat and a dolphin or orca or something swims in the way will it just blow the eff out of it or will it bounce off and not detonate?
Bounce. Metal detection thing.

wouldn't it just blast right through flesh and continue to it's target?

this brings all your answers into question...

Yeah I don't think dolphins and orcas wear Kevlar.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #216 on: February 07, 2014, 06:39:46 PM »
did you guys have a mini sub for launching secret navy seal diver attacks for like clandestine oil tanker sabotage and stuff?
Those are on SSGN subs.

 

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #217 on: February 07, 2014, 06:42:17 PM »
if you launch a torpedo at an enemy boat and a dolphin or orca or something swims in the way will it just blow the eff out of it or will it bounce off and not detonate?
Bounce. Metal detection thing.

wouldn't it just blast right through flesh and continue to it's target?

this brings all your answers into question...

Yeah I don't think dolphins and orcas wear Kevlar.
Torpedos don't exactly have a sharp tip. I'm still going with bounce.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/MK_30_Torpedo.jpg

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #218 on: February 07, 2014, 06:45:52 PM »
no way a torpedo is bouncing off a mammelfish
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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #220 on: February 07, 2014, 07:00:45 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408881/British-warship-HMS-Brilliant-torpedoed-WHALES-Falklands-War.html

those stupid brits
I'd be curious how they detonated them. Not finding much on the 21-inch torpedo they used.

US Navy torpedo might be different. Don't know. I wasn't a coner.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #221 on: February 07, 2014, 07:56:39 PM »
Burn a flick?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #222 on: February 07, 2014, 11:35:49 PM »
Burn a flick?

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Dink-ass NUBs don't burn flicks. Get qualified, NUB.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #223 on: February 08, 2014, 01:07:19 AM »
if you launch a torpedo at an enemy boat and a dolphin or orca or something swims in the way will it just blow the eff out of it or will it bounce off and not detonate?
Bounce. Metal detection thing.

wouldn't it just blast right through flesh and continue to it's target?

A torpedo isn't going to travel at a high enough rate to "blast right through" anything. There are multiple ways to detonate them, though. (No, I can't tell you what they are)

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #224 on: February 08, 2014, 01:11:04 AM »
if you launch a torpedo at an enemy boat and a dolphin or orca or something swims in the way will it just blow the eff out of it or will it bounce off and not detonate?
Bounce. Metal detection thing.

wouldn't it just blast right through flesh and continue to it's target?

A torpedo isn't going to travel at a high enough rate to "blast right through" anything. There are multiple ways to detonate them, though. (No, I can't tell you what they are)

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