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who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« on: February 04, 2014, 10:46:06 AM »
i'm doing it guys!!!  although i will say if i get 3 months in and i don't see an exceptional ending in the future, i reserve the right to end it then

so to sum up, i am definitely in for 3 months of a yeard but hopefully a yeard will be had


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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2014, 11:13:29 AM »
Wtf is a yeard

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2014, 11:29:35 AM »
it's when you grow a beard for a year, like this magnificent thing


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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2014, 11:29:39 AM »
I'm going to guess year-long beard.

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2014, 11:30:27 AM »
yeard thread

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2014, 11:50:31 AM »
yeard thread

omg, you said yeard thread, like weird thread :love:

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2014, 11:51:35 AM »
yeard thread

omg, you said yeard thread, like weird thread :love:

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2014, 12:05:14 PM »
I'm going to guess year-long beard.

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2014, 12:15:06 PM »
is this a hipster facial hair contest or a white trash facial hair contest?

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2014, 12:18:47 PM »
Yuck!

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2014, 12:20:36 PM »
you just have to maintain some sort of beard for 365 consecutive days, or you can't even trim it for a year?
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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2014, 12:26:44 PM »
is this a hipster facial hair contest or a white trash facial hair contest?

no

Yuck!

no you

you just have to maintain some sort of beard for 365 consecutive days, or you can't even trim it for a year?

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2014, 12:34:52 PM »
will you have to wear a yeard hairnet to keep yeard out of your grassy beef fat?
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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2014, 12:41:26 PM »
will you have to wear a yeard hairnet to keep yeard out of your grassy beef fat?

i just want to grow a beard for a year, that is all i know

that did just cross my mind though about 15 mins ago  :ohno:

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2014, 02:36:03 PM »
Do you get to trim your neard?

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2014, 02:45:52 PM »
i do not have in my hand now nor do i ever want to have a yeard official handbook

here's what i do have, a will and ability to grow a yeard and i'm gonna let the cards fall where they may from there

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2014, 02:53:38 PM »
i do not have in my hand now nor do i ever want to have a yeard official handbook

here's what i do have, a will and ability to grow a yeard and i'm gonna let the cards fall where they may from there

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2014, 03:50:51 PM »
Do you get to trim your neard?

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2014, 04:19:32 PM »

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2014, 11:36:31 AM »
ok, exactly 5 weeks in.  could be better, could be a whole lot worse...


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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2014, 01:51:20 PM »
i'm worried that you violated the yeard ethical code by shaving your neck beard. did you shave you neard? it should have connected to your chest hair by now.

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2014, 02:10:55 PM »
i'm a man, i make my own rules  :driving:

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2014, 02:16:45 PM »
i like a little facial hair but too much is just horrible. my rankings....


1) three-five days worth of facial hair growth.
2) six-nine days worth of facial hair growth.
3) no facial hair.
4) more than ten days of facial hair growth.


i'm out.  :buh-bye:

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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2014, 08:33:28 PM »
Man that low t situation really resolved itself, congrats man. 
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Re: who wants to embark on a yeard journey?
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2014, 08:26:19 PM »
2 months in, oh man this thing is coming in nicely



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