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Schlitterbahn
« Reply #550 on: March 30, 2018, 10:11:07 PM »
Sure does seem like a high level of indifference can be easily proven by the info that’s available to us. 

Again, I mentioned it earlier, but it really doesn’t seem too much different to me than killing someone while driving drunk.  Didn’t MEAN to do it, but you knew you were taking unnecessary risk for selfish reasons.  A person can drive drunk thousands of times successfully without getting in a wreck....but then...

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #551 on: March 31, 2018, 04:17:16 AM »
Sure does seem like a high level of indifference can be easily proven by the info that’s available to us. 

Again, I mentioned it earlier, but it really doesn’t seem too much different to me than killing someone while driving drunk.  Didn’t MEAN to do it, but you knew you were taking unnecessary risk for selfish reasons.  A person can drive drunk thousands of times successfully without getting in a wreck....but then...
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Re: Schlitterbahn
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« Reply #554 on: April 03, 2018, 08:53:56 AM »
Not saying those dudes don't deserve what they have coming to them. In hindsight, though, they maybe should have gone into hiding in another country for their own sakes. Pretty bad mix of public outcry against them and a person of means hell bent on taking them down. Seems like a no win situation.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #555 on: April 03, 2018, 09:34:28 AM »
Is it Schwab driving this? 

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« Reply #556 on: April 03, 2018, 09:51:58 AM »
That really is like the craziest design ever. I just don't understand the thought process behind putting metal bars across the top on something that had to have a weight limit to ensure people didnt go airborne.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #557 on: April 03, 2018, 09:53:24 AM »
That really is like the craziest design ever. I just don't understand the thought process behind putting metal bars across the top on something that had to have a weight limit to ensure people didnt go airborne.

Buncha dumbass engineers

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« Reply #558 on: April 03, 2018, 10:14:20 AM »
That really is like the craziest design ever. I just don't understand the thought process behind putting metal bars across the top on something that had to have a weight limit to ensure people didnt go airborne.

I mean, it did stop them from going too airborne...

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #559 on: April 03, 2018, 10:18:40 AM »
I would have designed that top net to be covered by fluffy pillows, but I know more than those guys, so who knows.

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« Reply #560 on: April 03, 2018, 10:22:15 AM »
I'd have made the slide so that it didn't launch rafts up into the air.

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« Reply #561 on: April 03, 2018, 11:42:49 AM »
I hadn't actually looked at a pic of the thing before. There's a giant hump in the middle. When you're going really fast, I believe that's known to physicists and engineers as a "ramp."

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« Reply #562 on: April 03, 2018, 11:46:51 AM »
I hadn't actually looked at a pic of the thing before. There's a giant hump in the middle. When you're going really fast, I believe that's known to physicists and engineers as a "ramp."

Yeah, I think that portion is probably this slide's danger zone.

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« Reply #563 on: April 03, 2018, 11:49:51 AM »
How long did this slide operate before killing someone? I was thinking it went a few years since opening of the ride without anyone dying.
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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #564 on: April 03, 2018, 11:53:39 AM »
Nice setting.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #566 on: April 03, 2018, 01:03:16 PM »
I hadn't actually looked at a pic of the thing before. There's a giant hump in the middle. When you're going really fast, I believe that's known to physicists and engineers as a "ramp."

I think the hump was changed after some airborne rafts during testing, to be less deathy.

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« Reply #567 on: April 03, 2018, 01:27:09 PM »
would you believe it if i told you that they put the ramp/jump in as an afterthought b/c the boats were going too fast without it and the original set up was too dangerous?  because that’s what happened


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #568 on: April 03, 2018, 01:29:07 PM »
How long did this slide operate before killing someone? I was thinking it went a few years since opening of the ride without anyone dying.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #569 on: April 03, 2018, 01:43:31 PM »
would you believe it if i told you that they put the ramp/jump in as an afterthought b/c the boats were going too fast without it and the original set up was too dangerous?  because that’s what happened

Oh yeah, by "changed the hump" I really meant "changed from no to a hump".

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« Reply #570 on: April 03, 2018, 04:58:21 PM »
would you believe it if i told you that they put the ramp/jump in as an afterthought b/c the boats were going too fast without it and the original set up was too dangerous?  because that’s what happened
that's not what happened, they changed the design to alter the shape of the hump, and even though it was still problematic they said hold my beer, we're gonna get this thing done so we can be on tv and not get more embarrassed by missing out on more summer after missing our original 2 opening dates.

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« Reply #571 on: April 03, 2018, 05:52:41 PM »
would you believe it if i told you that they put the ramp/jump in as an afterthought b/c the boats were going too fast without it and the original set up was too dangerous?  because that’s what happened
that's not what happened, they changed the design to alter the shape of the hump, and even though it was still problematic they said hold my beer, we're gonna get this thing done so we can be on tv and not get more embarrassed by missing out on more summer after missing our original 2 opening dates.

it’s exactly what happened


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #572 on: April 03, 2018, 08:49:22 PM »
another clams joke goes over my head I guess

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #573 on: April 04, 2018, 08:13:14 AM »
another clams joke goes over my head I guess

It didn't go over your head, your head collided with the protective netting.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #574 on: April 04, 2018, 10:56:22 AM »
another clams joke goes over my head I guess

It didn't go over your head, your head collided with the protective netting.

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