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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #500 on: March 28, 2018, 03:27:21 PM »
I can't believe Phil killed this kid.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #501 on: March 28, 2018, 03:36:23 PM »
I can't believe Phil killed this kid.
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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #502 on: March 28, 2018, 03:58:16 PM »
Some Plaintiffs' attorney is going to file a hilarious lawsuit on behalf of everyone who road this slide and could have gotten hurt, and who has suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of finding out they could have been hurt.
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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #503 on: March 28, 2018, 04:02:05 PM »
Some Plaintiffs' attorney is going to file a hilarious lawsuit on behalf of everyone who road this slide and could have gotten hurt, and who has suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of finding out they could have been hurt.
phenomenal idea.  i'm getting the LLP docs together now. 

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #504 on: March 28, 2018, 04:18:23 PM »
i just can't believe all of the engineers itt didn't catch on that clams was just clowning around and not asking a serious question

once again, looks like ol' sleuthcat has me figured out.
can't sneak anything by this crafty lil' brown


you rough ridin' downgrade, i copied and pasted it from the idiots at phog.net, keep up the great work, dumbass


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #505 on: March 28, 2018, 04:18:53 PM »
Some Plaintiffs' attorney is going to file a hilarious lawsuit on behalf of everyone who road this slide and could have gotten hurt, and who has suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of finding out they could have been hurt.
phenomenal idea.  i'm getting the LLP docs together now. 

Limestone, Sprac?  You guys want a piece of this cla$$ action?
My re-tort is a simple no.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #506 on: March 28, 2018, 04:19:06 PM »
Some Plaintiffs' attorney is going to file a hilarious lawsuit on behalf of everyone who road this slide and could have gotten hurt, and who has suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of finding out they could have been hurt.
phenomenal idea.  i'm getting the LLP docs together now. 

Limestone, Sprac?  You guys want a piece of this cla$$ action?


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #507 on: March 28, 2018, 04:20:20 PM »
Some Plaintiffs' attorney is going to file a hilarious lawsuit on behalf of everyone who road this slide and could have gotten hurt, and who has suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of finding out they could have been hurt.
phenomenal idea.  i'm getting the LLP docs together now. 

Limestone, Sprac?  You guys want a piece of this cla$$ action?
My re-tort is a simple no.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #508 on: March 28, 2018, 04:56:10 PM »
i just can't believe all of the engineers itt didn't catch on that clams was just clowning around and not asking a serious question

once again, looks like ol' sleuthcat has me figured out.
can't sneak anything by this crafty lil' brown


you rough ridin' downgrade, i copied and pasted it from the idiots at phog.net, keep up the great work, dumbass

i can't believe i ever thought you would ask such an obviously moronic question. not surprised to hear that it originated from that cesspool of yard house shift managers, et al

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #509 on: March 28, 2018, 04:58:43 PM »
if you were truly a sleuth you would have known


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #510 on: March 28, 2018, 05:20:20 PM »
100% of the people that were bothered by this guy getting locked up have sided with cops in a dash cam video that shows them merking some guy on the side of the road because they didn't follow orders.

Seeing someone in a desk job get brought to justice is more unsettling to them.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #511 on: March 28, 2018, 05:32:42 PM »
clams has taught me never to stamp anything ever

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #512 on: March 28, 2018, 06:08:56 PM »
Good grief...

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #513 on: March 28, 2018, 06:19:18 PM »
Reminds me of a news story recently that was talking about the Hyatt skywalk disaster and they said it used to be the biggest engineering disaster in the US....until 9/11 ....

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #514 on: March 28, 2018, 06:24:21 PM »
clams has taught me never to stamp anything ever

except faces

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #515 on: March 28, 2018, 06:25:47 PM »
Reminds me of a news story recently that was talking about the Hyatt skywalk disaster and they said it used to be the biggest engineering disaster in the US....until 9/11 ....

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #516 on: March 28, 2018, 06:32:10 PM »
Reminds me of a news story recently that was talking about the Hyatt skywalk disaster and they said it used to be the biggest engineering disaster in the US....until 9/11 ....

infowars?
Local news...so same quality I guess

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #517 on: March 28, 2018, 06:35:45 PM »
the MSM is biased toward structural

what about industrial disasters?


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #518 on: March 28, 2018, 07:00:08 PM »
the MSM is biased toward structural

what about industrial disasters?


okay, maybe that shouldn't count as an engineering disaster

but this one should!

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #519 on: March 28, 2018, 07:44:45 PM »
100% of the people that were bothered by this guy getting locked up have sided with cops in a dash cam video that shows them merking some guy on the side of the road because they didn't follow orders.

Seeing someone in a desk job get brought to justice is more unsettling to them.
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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #520 on: March 28, 2018, 07:45:32 PM »
i just can't believe all of the engineers itt didn't catch on that clams was just clowning around and not asking a serious question

once again, looks like ol' sleuthcat has me figured out.
can't sneak anything by this crafty lil' brown


you rough ridin' downgrade, i copied and pasted it from the idiots at phog.net, keep up the great work, dumbass
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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #521 on: March 28, 2018, 07:48:39 PM »
i just can't believe all of the engineers itt didn't catch on that clams was just clowning around and not asking a serious question

once again, looks like ol' sleuthcat has me figured out.
can't sneak anything by this crafty lil' brown


you rough ridin' downgrade, i copied and pasted it from the idiots at phog.net, keep up the great work, dumbass

i can't believe i ever thought you would ask such an obviously moronic question. not surprised to hear that it originated from that cesspool of yard house shift managers, et al

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #522 on: March 28, 2018, 07:52:21 PM »
I obviously think jail time is weird, but I don't really understand how these things work. Do you guys think they designed this thing to kill someone? I just find it weird someone is going to jail for trying to create a fun water park for ppl and now they're in jail with real killers. Do you guys think that guy who jumped from a roller coaster because a snake fell in his seat at worlds of fun should ask for the creator of that ride be put in jail because they didn't create a shield for snakes falling in the ride?

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« Reply #523 on: March 28, 2018, 08:09:50 PM »
It doesn’t matter if they designed it to kill someone or not. That literally has nothing to do with anything in this specific case. They were negligent in designing it, their intend has exactly 0% to do with what is going on. I mean is that seriously an argument that is being brought up right now?

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« Reply #524 on: March 28, 2018, 08:13:27 PM »
I mean that is borderline sub 70 IQ logic