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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #475 on: March 28, 2018, 01:11:14 PM »
and goddam we got some touchy structural engineers

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Lol if you think I'm structural

I honestly don't know if I was referring to you but just speaking to the overall vibe the PE's are giving off because clams is clowning on them. but I get it at the same time!

yeah clams was just clowning around guys!

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« Reply #476 on: March 28, 2018, 01:12:54 PM »
and goddam we got some touchy structural engineers

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No joke. Sheesh.

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« Reply #477 on: March 28, 2018, 01:13:32 PM »
should have posted it in meme form so all the PE's wouldn't get tricked!


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #478 on: March 28, 2018, 01:13:55 PM »
someone who makes me uncomfortable central

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« Reply #479 on: March 28, 2018, 01:14:54 PM »
I really liked the story about the guy who "designed" this thing bragging about it to some other guy who just broke his foot sliding down it. It really gives you a sense of the overall level of intelligence we are working with.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #480 on: March 28, 2018, 01:15:25 PM »
Don't make fun of engineers, guys! Sheesh. You rough ridin' downgrades have no idea how hard it is.  :shakesfist:

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« Reply #481 on: March 28, 2018, 01:16:08 PM »
Don't make fun of engineers, guys! Sheesh. You rough ridin' downgrades have no idea how hard it is.  :shakesfist:

It's actually very easy. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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« Reply #482 on: March 28, 2018, 01:55:50 PM »
You didn't even need those incident reports to see this coming. There was rough ridin' video out there of sleds flying off the goddamn slide from the get go. Anybody with half a brain saw this coming. You don't need bullshit science smack talk to discover that this was a bad idea. Those dudes shouldn't be in jail tho.

I mean, anyone can tell a plan is gonna fall outta the sky and kill people.   If you build one and knowingly let people fly on it after you are aware the engines sometime stop you shouldn't get sued and charged with a crime.

you should take a few minutes to explain whatever it is that you are trying to explain a little better.

It's just a response to Wacky's cavalierness.     Yes, amusement parks can be unsafe places, but people like Wacky who are excusing the facts here under the guise of "should have known better" are morons.   The public has a right to the assumption of reasonable safety.   Getting on an airplane is also inherent unsafe, but there is an expectation that safety and maintenance are important.    If an airline willfully stops maintainenance and an aircraft crashes, you can bet there will be criminal charges.

It is explicitly against the law for an airplane to continue flying without the proper maintenance.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #483 on: March 28, 2018, 01:57:41 PM »
and goddam we got some touchy structural engineers

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it’s hilarious how the engineers in this thread are devoid of any guilt.  the public relied on them to keep us all safe and they failed.  I don’t see any reason to trust an engineer again.  you can expect the state to overhaul the engineering requirements asap.  hopefully they make it retroactive, as it seems many here could use a refresher course or two

if you do the crime you are going to do the time, even if you’re a white collar engineer.  this is just as bad as a gang drive by or bank robbery


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #484 on: March 28, 2018, 02:00:21 PM »
should have posted it in meme form so all the PE's wouldn't get tricked!



what a great meme, I bet this thing goes viral on the asap

pussy ass engineer.  kid dies, engineer makes stupid pictures and jokes


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #485 on: March 28, 2018, 02:03:51 PM »
Hey PClams, it's time you post a pic of your PE stamp with signature and today's date.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #486 on: March 28, 2018, 02:06:42 PM »
Hey PClams, it's time you post a pic of your PE stamp with signature and today's date.
Yeah clams, you best come with your stamp or don't come at all

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #487 on: March 28, 2018, 02:26:18 PM »
Guys I've played rollercoaster tycoon like a lot and I've killed a lot of people....and I kind of enjoyed it....I feel like I am partially to blame here.

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« Reply #488 on: March 28, 2018, 02:28:15 PM »
i just can't believe all of the engineers itt didn't catch on that clams was just clowning around and not asking a serious question

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« Reply #489 on: March 28, 2018, 02:33:00 PM »
Structural engineer joke:  I stand beside my work. But not on it or under it.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #490 on: March 28, 2018, 02:37:24 PM »
If I build something that I know, or learn later, that is super duper dangerous and highly likely to hurt people, how am I different than a drunk driver who hurts people?

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« Reply #491 on: March 28, 2018, 02:40:27 PM »
If I build something that I know, or learn later, that is super duper dangerous and highly likely to hurt people, how am I different than a drunk driver who hurts people?

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« Reply #493 on: March 28, 2018, 02:42:13 PM »
If I build something that I know, or learn later, that is super duper dangerous and highly likely to hurt people, how am I different than a drunk driver who hurts people?

The drunk driver has the excuse of at least being impaired.

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« Reply #494 on: March 28, 2018, 02:51:23 PM »
My ranking of who I blame for this death slide in order (professional real serious answer here)

* Designer guy
* Owner guy
* Anybody who had knowledge of testing failures and didn't speak up
* Lack of state regulations on super tall joy rides
* Lack of enforcement of any regulations on books by state departments (including waving of those rules through agreements)
* Engineering guys for not using logic to be like...uhh guys...this doesn't look safe
* Local govt for allowing this without proper vetting
* Isaac Newton

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« Reply #495 on: March 28, 2018, 02:55:11 PM »
You forgot the lawyer who tried to intimidate a 17 year old lifeguard; or are you leaving him out because that was after the death?

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« Reply #496 on: March 28, 2018, 02:59:07 PM »
You forgot the lawyer who tried to intimidate a 17 year old lifeguard; or are you leaving him out because that was after the death?
I thought that was the owner ...but yeah at that point the death slide was fully operational.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #497 on: March 28, 2018, 03:00:06 PM »
I mean, murder just seems like a bit of a stretch to me...

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« Reply #498 on: March 28, 2018, 03:03:25 PM »
You forgot the lawyer who tried to intimidate a 17 year old lifeguard; or are you leaving him out because that was after the death?
I thought that was the owner ...but yeah at that point the death slide was fully operational.

I thought it was a lawyer acting on the owner's behalf but I could be wrong.

How about that dad that got his face smashed on a concrete wall and then let them talk him into changing his story? (At least that's what I understood from the indictment.)

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« Reply #499 on: March 28, 2018, 03:04:44 PM »
You forgot the lawyer who tried to intimidate a 17 year old lifeguard; or are you leaving him out because that was after the death?
I thought that was the owner ...but yeah at that point the death slide was fully operational.

I thought it was a lawyer acting on the owner's behalf but I could be wrong.

How about that dad that got his face smashed on a concrete wall and then let them talk him into changing his story? (At least that's what I understood from the indictment.)
I'm listing pre construction....not fault of the kid death....but yes he would be right above Newton if I was.