So Cirque De La Symphonie was the best thing ever. Ever. It was a Cirque de Solieielieli type of thing with an orchestra in the background playing a ton of awesome European music while these circus acrobats came out front one by one and did death defying things and weirdo body contortionists bent their spines around all over the place and bodybuilder stuntmen painted gold were all muscular and crap....And there was a quick-change acrobat babe and a master juggler jester guy (and he was nobody's fool). I mean it was seriously insane to watch. People were lit'rally gasping throughout the show, and the setlist of music was incredible. Pretty much exclusively late Romantic era music from badass Russian dudes (and a few others, mainly Frenchies like Saint-Saens and Smetana and a Brazilian d00d who wrote a great piece about Taco Tico).
I spent the entire two hours as a TOOOTAL howdedodat. I also remember thinking to myself, "Man. Russia. So much of their music and art was so dominant and straight up mushes everybody else. Architecture's rough ridin' whack, but whatevs. Tchaikovsky rules."
So anyway, if you want to have your socks knocked off times two, grab a gal and take her on a getaway to Wichita. I'm sure the setlist is the same everywhere they go, so if you go see it in Wichita next weekend it'll probably be the same or at least very similar. Oh and Wondermeal...look at that closer.

Go on YouTube and search Cirque De La Symphonie. You can find a few of the things there to give you an idea. Anyway, here is the setlist if you were curious. Might've been the greatest night of young SkinnyBenny's life.
DVORAK: Carnival Overture, Op. 92
ZEQUINHA ABREU: Tico Tico
BIZET "Les Toreadors" from Suite No. 1 from Carmen (You may know this as the music that plays when the Kremlin shoots into space after you've kicked ass on Tetris.)
CHABRIER: Espana
KHACHATURIAN: "Waltz" from Masquerade
SAINT-SAENS: Danse Macabre, Op. 40
TCHAIKOVSKY: "Dance of the Swans" from Swan Lake, Op. 20a
GLINKA: Overture to Russlan and Ludmilla
KHACHATURIAN: Sabre Dance <----This one starred a contortionist but had a brief appearance by The Masturbating Bear
RESPIGHI: Can Can
<---Holy crap LOL look closely at this one
SMETANA: "Dance of the Comedians" from The Bartered Bride
TCHAIKOVSKY: "Valse" from Swan Lake, Op. 20a
SIBELIUS: Finlandia, Op. 26, No. 7