fridays snack off (1-10-14) "the one where we talk liquors"

[signature move]

also lol at our guy signature move for acting like some hardcore drinker type knowledgeable person and then saying he/she orders a martini but then asks for it to be made with vodka and to be dirty. umm guess what? that's not even a martini dork. looks like the signature move is foot in mouth.

see above, serious-drinker-wait-who-called-me-a-serious-drinker?-oh-yeah-i-did, for foot-in-mouth.

i'm a dude who would drink a vodka martini, which is a martini (i know a martini is gin, but do you know what they call a martini made with vodka?) instead of whisky on which i would get too drunk too quickly and get angry-y. (damn brown liquids. prolly an old wives' tale, but i swear. . .)

[Dr Rick Daris]

"you guys know a great little drink i like to order? it's called a scotch and soda. i get them all the time and always get the bartender to make it w/ vodka and put a slash of grenadine in it. try that one on for size you nancies " -signature move

[star seed 7]

hey guys, i'll take a whiskey rum and coke.  no, that's whiskey instead of rum in that rum and coke.  yeah, a whiskey rum and coke.  thanks.

[signature move]

"you guys know a great little drink i like to order? it's called a scotch and soda. i get them all the time and always get the bartender to make it w/ vodka and put a slash of grenadine in it. try that one on for size you nancies " -signature move

try it again, but this time have it make sense. it might be funnier that way.

[Emo EMAW]

I like this signature move guy, should post more. 

[Trim]

Any objections to me changing signature move's name to sig male genitals for a number of reasons?

[Dr Rick Daris]

"yeah two crown and sevens over here. easy on the tequila though and extra sour if you don't mind." 



 

[AbeFroman]

wedding reception?  g&t's all night son

 

[Dr Rick Daris]

strawberry pina colada with extra blueberries and no coconut over on table nine 

[signature move]

Any objections to me changing signature move's name to sig crock for a number of reasons?

your guys' board, do whatcha want. your drink? i am genuinely curious. what're you gonna "pak" after finding the phone, or is that still boring?

"yeah two crown and sevens over here. easy on the tequila though and extra sour if you don't mind." 



 

  (seriously)

[ksupamplemousse]

Two fingers of Appleton 12 year.

[Dr Rick Daris]

yeah i love vodka. especially really good and expensive vodka. can you pour some in a cup for me and then put so much olive juice in with it that it's unrecognizeable? ok thanks a lot my man. 

[Bloodfart]

Take that and rewind it back, Lil' Jon got the beat to make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Ursher got the voice to make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Ludacris got the flow to make ya booty go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Lil' Jon got the beat to make ya booty go (clap)

[Duncan]

Two fingers of Appleton 12 year.

 

[FP TC etc.]

I don't like it when daris does this.

It's mean. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

so i see that wells are on special for 2.50?
yes sir they are.
sweet i'll have a well of bud light then. thanks so much. i'm very thirsty
 

[signature move]

yeah i love vodka. especially really good and expensive vodka. can you pour some in a cup for me and then put so much olive juice in with it that it's unrecognizeable? ok thanks a lot my man. 

crap, it's your thread, did you forget the premise, too? we're talking wedding drinking. if i had my druthers among the choices, it's scotch all night long, all night strong.

you have, however, made me reevaluate the quality of vodka i order for many of my unborn martinis.

[Trim]

your guys' board, do whatcha want. your drink? i am genuinely curious. what're you gonna "pak" after finding the phone, or is that still boring?

Not sure here, but it's do whatever you want and I expect we'll watch at my place and I'll either finish the coors light in my fridge or go through all these assorted airline bottles and random almost-finished regular size bottles that have been on my kitchen counter for a while.

[waks]

so i see that wells are on special for 2.50?
yes sir they are.
sweet i'll have a well of bud light then. thanks so much. i'm very thirsty
 

You joke about this, but it actually happens a lot.

[signature move]

I don't like it when daris does this.

It's mean. 

eh, i'm actually quite honored.

and i'm not the one who can't remember my own posts from 20 minutes ago and thinks bourbon is for rednecks.

anyways, back to your marginally funny rick daris hypotheticals with yours truly. ("so a sig move walks into a bar, and you know what he does? well, i'll tells ya. . .  ")

[Dr Rick Daris]

marginally funny rick daris hypotheticals

 

[Stevesie60]

Any objections to me changing signature move's name to sig male genitals for a number of reasons?

[signature move]

your guys' board, do whatcha want. your drink? i am genuinely curious. what're you gonna "pak" after finding the phone, or is that still boring?

Not sure here, but it's do whatever you want and I expect we'll watch at my place and I'll either finish the coors light in my fridge or go through all these assorted airline bottles and random almost-finished regular size bottles that have been on my kitchen counter for a while.

bottles of. . . ? (and coors light? really? whatever's clever.)

[Stevesie60]

I can count on one hand how many martinis I've actually made with gin. Everyone wants vodka. Including Mrs. Daris!

[Bloodfart]

Anxious to see clams response to SM's op.  :stirringthepotguy: