Who else got gypped for Christmas?....... post it here.

[hemmy]

I went to a house full of sick people and now I am sick.

[Belvis Noland]

Here's the thing.  two things, actually.  1) as a grown ass man, any item I could ever want for Christmas, I've already got because I buy it myself during the year.  2) my wife gets her money from me. 

So, in conclusion, I neither want nor need anything at Christmas.  Furthermore, if my wife insists on getting me something, I'd prefer for it to be something inexpensive. 

I think we'll all agree that being upset about not getting an IPad Air means you're probably a poor or just a complete bitch. 

Merry Christmas!   

[j rake]

My 95-year-old grandma recently lost her license and has been depressed about staying home (says she gets bored), so I went to the $1 store and bought her everything I could fit into a cart - word puzzles, crosswords, picture books, a recorder, a train whistle, dolls, a paddle with ball, candy canes, chocolates, and dozens of other useless items - and called it a "boredom box."

Twenty-four hours later, I still don't think she's gone through everything in the box.

Oh, and she loved it!

[lopakman]

My 95-year-old grandma recently lost her license and has been depressed about staying home (says she gets bored), so I went to the $1 store and bought her everything I could fit into a cart - word puzzles, crosswords, picture books, a recorder, a train whistle, dolls, a paddle with ball, candy canes, chocolates, and dozens of other useless items - and called it a "boredom box."

Twenty-four hours later, I still don't think she's gone through everything in the box.

Oh, and she loved it!

 

Very nice thing to do. 

[SEK_EMAW]

My wife surprised me with this:

[EMAWmeister]

My 95-year-old grandma recently lost her license and has been depressed about staying home (says she gets bored), so I went to the $1 store and bought her everything I could fit into a cart - word puzzles, crosswords, picture books, a recorder, a train whistle, dolls, a paddle with ball, candy canes, chocolates, and dozens of other useless items - and called it a "boredom box."

Twenty-four hours later, I still don't think she's gone through everything in the box.

Oh, and she loved it!

That's fantastic. You are good at Christmas

[Headinjun]

My 95-year-old grandma recently lost her license and has been depressed about staying home (says she gets bored), so I went to the $1 store and bought her everything I could fit into a cart - word puzzles, crosswords, picture books, a recorder, a train whistle, dolls, a paddle with ball, candy canes, chocolates, and dozens of other useless items - and called it a "boredom box."

Twenty-four hours later, I still don't think she's gone through everything in the box.

Oh, and she loved it!

I'm effing touched.

[Headinjun]

My wife surprised me with this:

Beautiful. Just beautiful!!

[I_have_purplewood]

Here's the thing.  two things, actually.  1) as a grown ass man, any item I could ever want for Christmas, I've already got because I buy it myself during the year.  2) my wife gets her money from me. 

So, in conclusion, I neither want nor need anything at Christmas.  Furthermore, if my wife insists on getting me something, I'd prefer for it to be something inexpensive. 

I think we'll all agree that being upset about not getting an IPad Air means you're probably a poor or just a complete bitch. 

Merry Christmas!   

Wait?  Your wife gets her money from you?  Is this before or after she fetches you your slippers, gets the paper for you and fills your empty coffee mug?  Honestly it's nice to hear about another person being such a great soul on Christmas.  I'll make sure to start a "How awesome of a person are you at Christmas" next year.  If it makes any of you jerks happy I've decided not to return all the clothes I received.  I'm just hoping to parlay this into something half way decent.  I mean how cool is it that on top of getting a load of crap for Christmas I get an "errand" to run on top of it?  Mods please close thread.  All the George Bailey postings have scared off the 5% of people who got gypped over Christmas and now will not post..

[Belvis Noland]

Wait?  Your wife gets her money from you?  Is this before or after she fetches you your slippers, gets the paper for you and fills your empty coffee mug? 

No, dumbass.  Like, I'm the primary bread winner.  But yes, she typically does make the coffee in the morning.  It's a pleasant way to begin the morning. 

[Headinjun]

Here's the thing.  two things, actually.  1) as a grown ass man, any item I could ever want for Christmas, I've already got because I buy it myself during the year.  2) my wife gets her money from me. 

So, in conclusion, I neither want nor need anything at Christmas.  Furthermore, if my wife insists on getting me something, I'd prefer for it to be something inexpensive. 

I think we'll all agree that being upset about not getting an IPad Air means you're probably a poor or just a complete bitch. 

Merry Christmas!   

Wait?  Your wife gets her money from you?  Is this before or after she fetches you your slippers, gets the paper for you and fills your empty coffee mug?  Honestly it's nice to hear about another person being such a great soul on Christmas.  I'll make sure to start a "How awesome of a person are you at Christmas" next year.  If it makes any of you jerks happy I've decided not to return all the clothes I received.  I'm just hoping to parlay this into something half way decent.  I mean how cool is it that on top of getting a load of crap for Christmas I get an "errand" to run on top of it?  Mods please close thread.  All the George Bailey postings have scared off the 5% of people who got gypped over Christmas and now will not post..

You're awful, just awful. 

I bet you don't tip.

[chum1]

There's a valuable lesson in all of this:  eff Steve Jobs.

[Mr Bread]

Headindian, the beer name fuckface and belvis are stupid assholes.  Just a tripod of worthless fucks.  This thread was like a bug zapper for crap-brained fuckos. 

[wetwillie]

Belvis is trolling fwiw

[Mr Bread]

Belvis is trolling fwiw

Hmmm, for some reason I was under the impression he was a rough ridin' dunce more often than not.  Maybe I have him confused with someone else.  Then again maybe you're not to be trusted.  We'll never know. 

[The Big Train]

My wife surprised me with this:

I saw something similar to this and about bought it for myself. Pretty awesome set.

[kim carnes]

yeah, nothing says class like a powercat barstool and pub table

[XocolateThundarr]

I only got a calendar because that's the only thing I asked for.  If I want something, I'll go buy it.  Had a blast watching my kids and wife open up their presents though.   

THIS X10000

[Headinjun]

 

Headindian, the beer name fuckface and belvis are stupid assholes.  Just a tripod of worthless fucks.  This thread was like a bug zapper for crap-brained fuckos.

That wasn't Christmasy Bread.

[Bloodfart]

 



And I got a flannel shirt and some choke tubes for my Winchester(will help me judge more accurately in 2014).  I'm good with it but I can empathize with PWood because I actually purchased one of those gifts myself.  It just doesn't feel right buying my own gifts.  Oh well #trophystudproblems