Author Topic: Coworker Battle To The Death! (Read 11199 times)

Mr Bread · « **Reply #25 on:** December 18, 2013, 12:10:07 PM »

Swap out her buffalo meat with treysolid, fanning. So she gets the runs.

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #26 on:** December 18, 2013, 12:15:52 PM »

Do you know her home address? Have like 100 pizzas delivered to her house this weekend.

CNS · « **Reply #27 on:** December 18, 2013, 12:17:19 PM »

Get her calendar and reschedule her appts to times she isn't aware of and when you are free. then steal.

Also, blow her car up.

Tobias · « **Reply #28 on:** December 18, 2013, 12:42:13 PM »

does she realize this battle is to the death? might need to get agreeable terms before i can dispense advice

slobber · « **Reply #29 on:** December 18, 2013, 12:52:35 PM »

Thumb wrasslin' solves all of the problems in my office. Try that. If that doesn't work, send her flowers everyday, anonymously. That's the whole plan. It will work. Just never stop sending her flowers everyday, anonymously.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #30 on:** December 18, 2013, 12:59:08 PM »

I bet this dumb bitch watches Duck Dynasty.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #31 on:** December 18, 2013, 12:59:37 PM »

Kick her square in the vajayjay.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #32 on:** December 18, 2013, 01:43:10 PM »

Make some kind of chocolate holiday treats (I suggest Nutella no-bake cookies

). But make a seperate "special" batch using chocolate ex-lax and make sure when she goes to get the delicious holiday treats that you switch it out for one of the "special" ones.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #33 on:** December 18, 2013, 02:17:22 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on December 18, 2013, 01:43:10 PM

Make some kind of chocolate holiday treats (I suggest Nutella no-bake cookies ). But make a seperate "special" batch using chocolate ex-lax and make sure when she goes to get the delicious holiday treats that you switch it out for one of the "special" ones.

WHO IN THE eff WOULD SWITCH OUT PEANUT BUTTER FOR NUTELLA IN NO BAKE COOKIES!!!!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #34 on:** December 18, 2013, 02:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on December 18, 2013, 02:17:22 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on December 18, 2013, 01:43:10 PM
Make some kind of chocolate holiday treats (I suggest Nutella no-bake cookies ). But make a seperate "special" batch using chocolate ex-lax and make sure when she goes to get the delicious holiday treats that you switch it out for one of the "special" ones.

WHO IN THE eff WOULD SWITCH OUT PEANUT BUTTER FOR NUTELLA IN NO BAKE COOKIES!!!!

Well actually you are supposed to make it with Nutella AND Peanut Butter. But I prefer no peanut butter.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #35 on:** December 18, 2013, 02:25:57 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on December 18, 2013, 02:21:09 PM

Well actually you are supposed to make it with Nutella AND Peanut Butter. But I prefer no peanut butter.

I've always made them with peanut butter only. I'm also not a fan of nutella.

cDubya · « **Reply #36 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:02:58 PM »

Take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

Never call her back.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #37 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:05:40 PM »

Quote from: cDubya on December 18, 2013, 03:02:58 PM

Take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

Never call her back.

Red Lobster rite?

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #38 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:08:50 PM »

Wait until she leaves her workstation unlocked as she goes to the restroom and send a filthy e-mail to everyone in the company (or at least the "higher ups")

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:09:46 PM »

Call her up on her phone and waste her time acting like you are interested in whatever it is she is selling

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #40 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:10:15 PM »

i'd shoot wacky within 3 months of working in an office with him. no doubt about it.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #41 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:12:17 PM »

flash drive with a virus on it.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #42 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:12:43 PM »

Ask her if she thinks Alex Smith is awesome. Maybe you dorks could bond over that

OK_Cat · « **Reply #43 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:13:13 PM »

what is the prize for the person who enrolls the most students in an online college?

this is very important

The Big Train · « **Reply #44 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:14:38 PM »

Put 10 drops of Visine in her beverage every chance you get.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #45 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:17:29 PM »

Introduce her to Batt BcKee from Texas Tech.

slobber · « **Reply #46 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:19:53 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on December 18, 2013, 03:05:40 PM

Quote from: cDubya on December 18, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

Never call her back.

Red Lobster rite?

What about boning her? Are you really gonna take her out and not bone her?

hemmy · « **Reply #47 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:46:04 PM »

I'm simply astonished how in no time flat wacky is able to be the top performer at every job he gets and is subsequently fired from.

CNS · « **Reply #48 on:** December 18, 2013, 03:49:07 PM »

Drop small hints often about her drinking at work.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #49 on:** December 18, 2013, 04:03:29 PM »

Quote from: hemmy on December 18, 2013, 03:46:04 PM

I'm simply astonished how in no time flat wacky is able to be the top performer at every job he gets and is subsequently fired from.

I've been let go from one job in my life, dork store. I have a lot of experience in higher education. It was a easy fit. Plus, I'm not leading, I'm 2nd right now. Would have been 1 back tho with that student.

Author Topic: Coworker Battle To The Death! (Read 11199 times)

The Big Train