I am a chip lover to the extreme. My handle was almost "Chipper" because my roommates used to call me that due to the amount of chips I ate. I even started a thread about it a couple years ago! Anyways, the point I'm trying to get at is this: Cheetos are not a chip. Just like pretzels and snack mix are not chips. Whatever category those things are, put Cheetos in there.
Anyways, back to the question at hand (which you all now know only has two legitimate responses). Doritos' flavors are some of the most bad ass flavors around. Find one Doritos' flavor that isn't extreme to the max and make you feel like a man when you eat it. You can't! Doritos are for people who are looking to party, and guess what? I'm like, almost always looking to party.