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favorite non chip, chip

doritos
30 (47.6%)
cheetos
19 (30.2%)
pringles
14 (22.2%)

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2013, 10:35:30 AM »
Doritos needs to bring back the hot wings/blue cheese collisions. It was my go to for a couple of years before they were discontinued.

Cheetos are for children. No self respecting adult brings Cheetos to a party.

Pringles taste like plywood.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2013, 10:38:20 AM »
Doritos, hands down. Those complaining about orange hands, why don't you use a rough ridin' napkin like an adult? If your only method of cleaning off your hands is wiping them on your pants or licking off whatever is on your hands, then you have a lot bigger problem than orange hands, because you're a disgusting child who hasn't even learned the most basic tenets of dining etiquette.
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2013, 10:48:47 AM »
flamin hot cheetos murders all those other not chips. i voted for cheetos of which flamin hot cheetos are a subset.


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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2013, 10:49:22 AM »
oh man, just looked up how pringles are made.  can i just unvote from this poll and go hungry?

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2013, 10:50:48 AM »
oh man, just looked up how pringles are made.  can i just unvote from this poll and go hungry?

they take all the parts that get rejected from the hot dog slime and smash it into a disk

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2013, 10:52:34 AM »
Pringles are disgusting. Anyone who has ever eaten a Pringle instantly knows exactly how they are made.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2013, 10:58:12 AM »
Yep, it's doritos and they've come out with some great new flavors too.
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2013, 11:01:18 AM »
I love all snack foods as well as all foods of any other category, so my only real way to measure this is to imagine how much i could eat in one sitting. the one i can eat the most of is obvy the best.


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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2013, 11:04:28 AM »
Pringles are disgusting. Anyone who has ever eaten a Pringle instantly knows exactly how they are made.

i was blinded by the fact that i don't like doritos or cheetos :frown:

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2013, 11:05:13 AM »
Pringles are disgusting. Anyone who has ever eaten a Pringle instantly knows exactly how they are made.

i was blinded by the fact that i don't like doritos or cheetos :frown:

dont let anyone tell you that the origins of doritos are any less repulsive

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2013, 11:06:02 AM »
#teamcheetos/mueller

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2013, 11:21:21 AM »
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2013, 11:50:07 AM »
too easy
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2013, 11:56:51 AM »
Cheetos by a nose over Doritos.

And another _FAN snack confession: Pringles are the worst chips ever made (and maybe the worst snack product), They are the tator tots of the chip world; leftover potato product ground up and formed into these awful creations. No chip made from a real potato could be stacked uniformly and placed inside a tennis ball can. Just a terrible food invention.

 :lol:   :thumbsup:

(cept doritos edge out cheetos)
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2013, 11:58:58 AM »
I'm fine with doritos getting the nod over cheetos.

But there is nothing good about pringles. Nothing.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2013, 11:59:09 AM »
call me when the make a cheetos/pringles loco tacos.

more like cheetos/pringles wacko tacos imo.  just trash.


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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2013, 12:01:36 PM »
I still mourn the spiral crunch cheetos.   best version ever.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2013, 12:02:31 PM »
which of you dumbasses voted Pringles.    :facepalm:

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2013, 12:03:35 PM »
pringles just taste so good though you guys. not sure whether they are better than doritos, but hot damn ya know?

also is it kind of weird that there is only flavor on one side of the pringles with no flavor on the other. is it the only "chip" with that kind of flavor set up? I think maybe.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2013, 12:05:32 PM »
Not sure if they still sell them but I liked the pizza pringles
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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2013, 12:10:24 PM »
I am a chip lover to the extreme. My handle was almost "Chipper" because my roommates used to call me that due to the amount of chips I ate. I even started a thread about it a couple years ago! Anyways, the point I'm trying to get at is this: Cheetos are not a chip. Just like pretzels and snack mix are not chips. Whatever category those things are, put Cheetos in there.

Anyways, back to the question at hand (which you all now know only has two legitimate responses). Doritos' flavors are some of the most bad ass flavors around. Find one Doritos' flavor that isn't extreme to the max and make you feel like a man when you eat it. You can't! Doritos are for people who are looking to party, and guess what? I'm like, almost always looking to party.

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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2013, 12:11:25 PM »
I am a chip lover to the extreme. My handle was almost "Chipper" because my roommates used to call me that due to the amount of chips I ate. I even started a thread about it a couple years ago! Anyways, the point I'm trying to get at is this: Cheetos are not a chip. Just like pretzels and snack mix are not chips. Whatever category those things are, put Cheetos in there.

Anyways, back to the question at hand (which you all now know only has two legitimate responses). Doritos' flavors are some of the most bad ass flavors around. Find one Doritos' flavor that isn't extreme to the max and make you feel like a man when you eat it. You can't! Doritos are for people who are looking to party, and guess what? I'm like, almost always looking to party.


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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2013, 12:16:22 PM »
I am a chip lover to the extreme. My handle was almost "Chipper" because my roommates used to call me that due to the amount of chips I ate. I even started a thread about it a couple years ago! Anyways, the point I'm trying to get at is this: Cheetos are not a chip. Just like pretzels and snack mix are not chips. Whatever category those things are, put Cheetos in there.

Anyways, back to the question at hand (which you all now know only has two legitimate responses). Doritos' flavors are some of the most bad ass flavors around. Find one Doritos' flavor that isn't extreme to the max and make you feel like a man when you eat it. You can't! Doritos are for people who are looking to party, and guess what? I'm like, almost always looking to party.



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Re: fridays snackoff (11-15-13 edition)
« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2013, 12:26:57 PM »
I like to put two pringles in my mouth so it looks like a duck beak.  Pringles.