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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #75 on: November 14, 2013, 04:55:55 PM »
hey guys at goE, let's all get a good laugh at someone who has obvious emotional and drug abuse problems!  because it's hilarious!  nothing funnier!
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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #76 on: November 14, 2013, 05:03:37 PM »
hey guys at goE, let's all get a good laugh at someone who has obvious emotional and drug abuse problems!  because it's hilarious!  nothing funnier!
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Well if you can't get a chuckle out of the mayor of a large North American city who looks and acts like Chris Farley,  then I don't know what to say.  The fact that he smokes crack is just icing on the cake. 

Except in this case the icing is made out of crack instead of confectioner's sugar.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #77 on: November 14, 2013, 05:36:13 PM »
hey guys at goE, let's all get a good laugh at someone who has obvious emotional and drug abuse problems!  because it's hilarious!  nothing funnier!
 :'bye cruel world:


Well if you can't get a chuckle out of the mayor of a large North American city who looks and acts like Chris Farley,  then I don't know what to say.  The fact that he smokes crack is just icing on the cake. 

Except in this case the icing is made out of crack instead of confectioner's sugar.



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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #78 on: November 14, 2013, 06:31:42 PM »
Would vote for

would pak with

would probably not smoke crack with

but you never know
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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #79 on: November 14, 2013, 06:53:00 PM »
This guy has zeal.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #80 on: November 14, 2013, 07:45:39 PM »
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After announcing he plans to sue three former staffers and a waiter at the Toronto Bier Markt who told police he thinks he saw the mayor do cocaine, Ford dropped this bit of outrageous language:

"It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action, I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm
happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much."

Then the mayor confirmed he may have driven drunk.

now with video  http://www.spinmediavideo.com/index.php/extwidget/openGraph/wid/0_ptzcu7c6


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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #81 on: November 14, 2013, 08:23:01 PM »
Trailer park boys cameo appearance, calling it.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #82 on: November 14, 2013, 08:24:21 PM »
Canada is so #blessed.






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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #83 on: November 14, 2013, 09:00:04 PM »
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After announcing he plans to sue three former staffers and a waiter at the Toronto Bier Markt who told police he thinks he saw the mayor do cocaine, Ford dropped this bit of outrageous language:

"It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action, I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm
happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much."

Then the mayor confirmed he may have driven drunk.

now with video  http://www.spinmediavideo.com/index.php/extwidget/openGraph/wid/0_ptzcu7c6

This guy!

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #84 on: November 14, 2013, 09:49:58 PM »
"I love that guy"

lol

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #85 on: November 14, 2013, 09:51:14 PM »
Trailer park boys cameo appearance, calling it.

Oh man!

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #86 on: November 15, 2013, 02:03:11 AM »
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After announcing he plans to sue three former staffers and a waiter at the Toronto Bier Markt who told police he thinks he saw the mayor do cocaine, Ford dropped this bit of outrageous language:

"It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action, I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm
happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much."

Then the mayor confirmed he may have driven drunk.

now with video  http://www.spinmediavideo.com/index.php/extwidget/openGraph/wid/0_ptzcu7c6

This guy!

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #87 on: November 15, 2013, 03:30:11 AM »
:adios:

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #88 on: November 15, 2013, 03:33:17 AM »
My dad asked me if the whole toronto mayor thing was a prank tonight. Nope, totally real.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #89 on: November 15, 2013, 08:59:46 AM »

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #90 on: November 15, 2013, 10:07:39 AM »
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/toronto-council-debate-motions-strip-mayor-ford-powers-090010346.html

 :lol: he will basically just be the mayor and get paid to do absolutely nothing for the rest of his term.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #91 on: November 15, 2013, 10:10:47 AM »
The City Council is being pretty immature about this.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #92 on: November 15, 2013, 10:35:35 AM »
He gives me a Fitz vibe, but cooler.  A lot cooler

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #93 on: November 15, 2013, 11:13:26 AM »
The real life Tommy Boy :love:

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #94 on: November 15, 2013, 11:23:36 AM »
he's got more than enough to eat at home.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #95 on: November 15, 2013, 11:25:22 AM »
he's got more than enough to eat at home.
that has to be one of the greatest quotes of all time

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #96 on: November 15, 2013, 11:28:45 AM »
I mean you would think the mayor of a major city saying "eat pussy" on camera would be amazing enough, but no, Rob Ford just took it up a notch.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #97 on: November 15, 2013, 12:03:20 PM »

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #98 on: November 15, 2013, 12:07:01 PM »

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #99 on: November 15, 2013, 12:40:35 PM »
So, there problem is that he is just a little too party?  didn't everyone know this when they elected him?