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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2013, 09:47:38 AM »

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2013, 10:15:44 AM »


The fact that Farley didn't get to play this role on SNL makes me very very sad...  :cry:

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2013, 10:18:48 AM »
i just asked a canadian about him. she said his approval ratings have been rising throughout this ordeal. apparently toronto's previous two mayors were socialists and lame so this outrageous neo-con is alright with them.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2013, 10:32:48 AM »
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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2013, 10:34:15 AM »
it's like, too good to be real

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #55 on: November 14, 2013, 10:42:21 AM »
could we hire him as the next AD?   :love:

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #56 on: November 14, 2013, 11:04:13 AM »
what a bunch of nerds in that room minus the boss of all bosses Ford

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #57 on: November 14, 2013, 11:19:45 AM »
 :popcorn:
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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #58 on: November 14, 2013, 11:20:47 AM »
It's a customized Toronto Argonauts jersey that says MAYOR FORD on the back  :love:


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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #59 on: November 14, 2013, 11:24:01 AM »
what do we have to do to get him to post here?

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #60 on: November 14, 2013, 11:31:48 AM »
wait, could rob possibly be pete's canadian friend?  i pictured pete's friend being less fat and with great hair, but who knows.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #61 on: November 14, 2013, 11:36:09 AM »
what a bunch of nerds in that room minus the boss of all bosses Ford

I was going to say exact same thing.  Like, you folks are canadians.  Respect this man

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #62 on: November 14, 2013, 11:38:34 AM »
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After announcing he plans to sue three former staffers and a waiter at the Toronto Bier Markt who told police he thinks he saw the mayor do cocaine, Ford dropped this bit of outrageous language:

"It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action, I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm
happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much."

Then the mayor confirmed he may have driven drunk.

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In an interview with police, Isaac Ransom -- who quit his post as the mayor's deputy press secretary in May -- told investigators that the mayor "became inappropriate with Gondek" and "claimed to have slept with her" on St. Patrick's Day 2012.

He told police the mayor said "I banged your p----" and "I'm going to eat you out" to Gondek.The comments came as Ford was reportedly "totally out of it" on St. Patrick's Day 2012, travelling from City Hall to the Bier Markt, where he "stumbled around the dance floor and fell down."

Ransom told police they "contacted Gondek because they thought that Mayor Ford would listen to her."
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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2013, 11:52:23 AM »
:lol:



why do they all have smug smirks on their faces? A bunch of Lannisters are running Toronto apparently

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #64 on: November 14, 2013, 11:53:06 AM »
they should all be fired

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #65 on: November 14, 2013, 11:56:24 AM »
they think they're better than him

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #66 on: November 14, 2013, 11:59:18 AM »
they think they're better than him

which is ridiculous cuz the lady in the front left with the crazy hair DEFINITELY does crack.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #67 on: November 14, 2013, 12:00:47 PM »
they think they're better than him

which is ridiculous cuz the lady in the front left with the crazy hair DEFINITELY does crack.

oh yes she does

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #68 on: November 14, 2013, 12:23:07 PM »
how canada is it you guys that they almost all voted for him to step down but they cant actually do anything about it?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #69 on: November 14, 2013, 12:38:01 PM »
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After announcing he plans to sue three former staffers and a waiter at the Toronto Bier Markt who told police he thinks he saw the mayor do cocaine, Ford dropped this bit of outrageous language:

"It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She's a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I'm the last one to take legal action, I can't put up with it anymore. So I've named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I've had enough. That's why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That's all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm
happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much."

Then the mayor confirmed he may have driven drunk.

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In an interview with police, Isaac Ransom -- who quit his post as the mayor's deputy press secretary in May -- told investigators that the mayor "became inappropriate with Gondek" and "claimed to have slept with her" on St. Patrick's Day 2012.

He told police the mayor said "I banged your p----" and "I'm going to eat you out" to Gondek.The comments came as Ford was reportedly "totally out of it" on St. Patrick's Day 2012, travelling from City Hall to the Bier Markt, where he "stumbled around the dance floor and fell down."

Ransom told police they "contacted Gondek because they thought that Mayor Ford would listen to her."
in his defense, everyone knows you get a pass for st. patty's day. :jerk:
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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #70 on: November 14, 2013, 02:59:23 PM »
Interesting that mir doesn't want to beat this guys ass.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #71 on: November 14, 2013, 03:14:28 PM »
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Upon arriving at McVeigh’s Pub on Church St., Ford hurled a fistful of business cards at the driver. Three staff members said Ford “started calling the taxi driver a ‘Paki’ ” and “made mocking fake language sounds,” Ransom told police.

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The bartender saw Ford make a “dash” and “charge” the dance floor. This caused a big commotion, the bartender said, because the mayor was a “sweaty fat mess.”

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As he was walked out around 4 a.m., Ford “told a female guard at City Hall that he ‘was going to eat her box,’” Ransom told investigators.

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Provost, now Ford’s chief of staff, took the “inebriated” mayor home in a taxi. During the trip, Ford told Provost to get out of the taxi so he could talk to an unknown man to set up a meeting, Towhey told police.
When they arrived at the mayor’s Etobicoke home, Ford “jumped out of the taxi, jumped into his own car, reversed it very quickly almost hitting the taxi and Provost and left the area.”

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #72 on: November 14, 2013, 03:15:20 PM »
As has been alluded to, I am related to Pete's Canadian friend.


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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #73 on: November 14, 2013, 03:18:44 PM »
Actual Canadian Stud Boss Facts:

1)  Played college football at Florida State with Lee Corso and Burt Reynolds
2)  Actually played for the Toronot Argonauts (unlike fraud Rob Ford)

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Re: Rob Ford
« Reply #74 on: November 14, 2013, 04:53:27 PM »
hey guys at goE, let's all get a good laugh at someone who has obvious emotional and drug abuse problems!  because it's hilarious!  nothing funnier!
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