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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2013, 01:22:11 PM »
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2013, 01:54:42 PM »
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D

do that to my friend again, i dare you.

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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2013, 01:58:43 PM »
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D

do that to my friend again, i dare you.
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2013, 02:06:16 PM »
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D

do that to my friend again, i dare you.

I'm just trying to fit in around here ok
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2013, 02:17:30 PM »
cold strong hard booze would be a great bbs name for you dlew12 if  you ever join a new bbs


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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2013, 02:19:04 PM »
funny.  i was just thinking last night that maybe i should pump the breaks on my boozing (which is hovering near all time highs) but not anymore.

 :D

do that to my friend again, i dare you.

I'm just trying to fit in around here ok

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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2013, 02:50:34 PM »
"You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn't much matter 'cos we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big. And then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That's okay because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill."

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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2013, 02:54:43 PM »
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2013, 02:58:43 PM »
If only there was a doctor on this prestigious family blog that could provide a critique of this research based on his R01 institutional research skills and clinical experience with substances/substance abuse?

eff it...I liked booze and boobs at a young age and I turned out fine.  Drink away young lads and know how smart it makes you (and stuff).
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2013, 03:07:47 PM »
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2013, 03:22:54 PM »
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

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« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2013, 03:40:13 PM »
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2013, 03:52:59 PM »
LOOK HOW SMART ALL THESE DRUNKS ARE! ^

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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2013, 03:53:30 PM »
drinking an ethos IPA right now. feeling smart as crap.

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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2013, 03:57:54 PM »
Pretty awesome Psych Today blurb here.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201003/the-hypothesis

Also...enjoy a nice read about the Scheherazade Effect (or an evolutionary explanation for language being used as a sexual selection process).

http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/341
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2013, 04:00:33 PM »
drinking an ethos IPA right now. feeling smart as crap.

Damn right you are smart SD.  Ethos is greek for character or the (holistic sum of who you are/were).  Drink that bitch knowing you are a smart mother trucker.  Pinkies up.
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2013, 04:07:07 PM »
let's rank the alcohols, in terms of IQ




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« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2013, 04:17:50 PM »
let's rank the alcohols, in terms of IQ




(someone else do it)

I'm going to get real smart tonight on a 15 year old Macallan.  I'd give it an IQ of about 128 on the Wechsler Intelligence Scale.
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2013, 04:30:54 PM »
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.

The guy that came up with it also asserted that black women are objectively less attractive than women of other races, and that populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they are unintelligent and not because they are poor. 
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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2013, 04:32:50 PM »
let's rank the alcohols, in terms of IQ




(someone else do it)

1. gin
2. beer

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Re: I've Noticed goEMAW Is Almost 100% Boozehounds
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2013, 04:33:34 PM »
good call with the gin.

gotta be more specific with the beer, though.

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« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2013, 04:37:32 PM »
1. Gin
2. Bourbon
3. Beer
4. Vodka
5. Wine
6. Scotch
7. Tequila
8. Rum

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« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2013, 04:45:32 PM »
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.

The guy that came up with it also asserted that black women are objectively less attractive than women of other races, and that populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they are unintelligent and not because they are poor.

 :surprised:  They left that part out of the magazine. 
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« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2013, 04:49:42 PM »
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.

The guy that came up with it also asserted that black women are objectively less attractive than women of other races, and that populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they are unintelligent and not because they are poor.

 :surprised:  They left that part out of the magazine.

Yeah he got crap canned over those. 
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« Reply #49 on: September 19, 2013, 05:01:32 PM »
my evolutionary psychology argument is competing with cable sitcoms and will smith movies.

No, the the Savanna-IQ Interaction Hypothesis you plaigiarized as your own is competing with cable sitcoms and Will Smith movies

I thought you would have caught the correlation between the Legend of Bagger Vance reference since that movie took place in Savannah and the excerpt you borrowed from the the Savanna-IQ IH.  Guess not.

haha. totally over my head with that one. have you read the book the hypothesis is from?

I think I read about it in Discover Magazine.  It's pretty fascinating.

The guy that came up with it also asserted that black women are objectively less attractive than women of other races, and that populations in sub-Saharan Africa are less healthy because they are unintelligent and not because they are poor.

 :surprised:  They left that part out of the magazine.

Yeah he got crap canned over those.

I just googled him.  Wow it looks like he just went bat crap crazy all of a sudden.   Found his @ but doesn't look like he tweets much.  @SatoshiKanazawa.
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