Manhattan police has little penis syndrome

[Pett]

Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

A fraction of the oil money wouldn't have hurt

But agreed on the part about RCPD having small penises

[star seed 7]

Wait...were you trying to carry alcohol out of the establishment?

I saw a lot of them trying to do this.  Rough night for the pink security guys, glad rcpd came to the rescue.

[ShellShock]

I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.

Thanks for keeping our streets safe with all of this Canadian filth walking around 

[Kelsey_Grammar]

I believe you meant to say that the Manhattan police have little penis syndrome.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I believe you meant to say that the Manhattan police have little penis syndrome.

 

[XocolateThundarr]

I believe you meant to say that the Manhattan police have little penis syndrome.

 

[deputy dawg]

Did the "mouthpiece" of the breathalyzer come out of the officer's pants?  If it did, I think you have been the victim of, for you, a terrible prank.

[Benja]

Lol. Cargo shorts.

[DQ12]

In your face, loser.

[Shooter Jones]

They were yelling across the street at each other, Cats were playing it cool as the NDSU group got into it with each other: Recap

bald, cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt guy: "I'll give you a call to tailgate tomorrow morning, buddy!"
bald, camo cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt, doo-rag guy: "I'm not your buddy, guy!"
bald, cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt guy: "I'm not your guy, fwiend!"
bald, camo cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt, doo-rag guy: "I'm not your fwiend, buddy!"
bald, cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt guy: "I'm not your buddy, guy!"

RCPD to other RCPD: "I mean, we have to arrest these Canadians now, right?"
RCPD begins to arrest, bald, camo cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt, doo-rag guy as he keeps yelling: "I'm not your guy, fwiend!"
RCPD is pulling bald, cargo shorts, cut off sleeve NDSU shirt guy into the other cop car as he is yelling: "I'm not your fwiend, buddy!"