Author Topic: Manhattan police has little penis syndrome (Read 4057 times)

bisonmaniac · « **on:** August 30, 2013, 06:53:26 AM »

I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

Winters · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2013, 06:56:20 AM »

spacedog · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:06:45 AM »

It's all part of the scheme

puniraptor · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:07:52 AM »

What the hell? Are you under 21? Emaw cop either way.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:10:31 AM »

eff tha police, tho

AppleJack · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:17:53 AM »

If you spit on them they go away.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:18:48 AM »

tweet at them.

@RileyCountyPD

KITNfury · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:19:42 AM »

Peeing in the street isn't allowed here

Tobias · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:20:36 AM »

that does sound like a bunch of bullshit

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:26:24 AM »

idea: when you come back for court bring tons of your cargo shorts wearing bros with you and completely takeover Kites again!

Scary Smart · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:32:38 AM »

I feel like you are probably leaving some key parts out of your story. If not, then

CNS · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:36:02 AM »

Police.....assholes collecting rev.

eff that.

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timhawk · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:43:54 AM »

yea im sure you are leaving out key points....a po po isnt going to just randomly ask you to take a breathalyzer.

CNS · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:48:43 AM »

Tim, maybe you missed the part where he said they "were still holding our own"?

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Mr_BONES · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:49:57 AM »

Never once seen that happen without a fight/peeing in the street/refusal to leave when asked/etc.

timhawk · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2013, 07:51:56 AM »

Quote from: CNS on August 30, 2013, 07:48:43 AM

Tim, maybe you missed the part where he said they "were still holding our own"?

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Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:30:16 AM »

Quote from: bisonmaniac on August 30, 2013, 06:53:26 AM

I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:40:16 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on August 30, 2013, 08:30:16 AM

Quote from: bisonmaniac on August 30, 2013, 06:53:26 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.

rick daris is putting me in a great gameday mood

timhawk · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:41:49 AM »

Quote from: rick daris on August 30, 2013, 08:30:16 AM

Quote from: bisonmaniac on August 30, 2013, 06:53:26 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.

what would be funny if they pressed charges against you for harassment

MadCat · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2013, 08:46:34 AM »

Wait...were you trying to carry alcohol out of the establishment?

Frankenklein · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2013, 09:23:29 AM »

RCPD reads goEMAW. You shouldn't have posted on here about driving up to Tuttle Creek and pissing in it AFTER getting drunk in the ville

Cire · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2013, 09:26:44 AM »

RCPD are the worst

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2013, 09:29:02 AM »

Dinks. all of em.

eastcat · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2013, 09:31:25 AM »

You got breathalyzed after walking out of a bar? Umm.. yeah no details missing there at all.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2013, 09:34:01 AM »

Quote from: Lucas Scoopsalot on August 30, 2013, 08:40:16 AM

Quote from: rick daris on August 30, 2013, 08:30:16 AM
Quote from: bisonmaniac on August 30, 2013, 06:53:26 AM
I don't if it was that we were in our North Dakota State shirts or if they are assholes to everyone. We actually stepped out of Kite's last night and had two of them confront our group. Yes, we had been drinking but we pretty well hold our own. Anyway I actually had a breath analysis and it blew too high according to the gestapo. For god's sake, I wasn't driving and wasn't planning on driving. Is this the norm for everyone or just visitors? Joy, joy. I think I will need to go to court in about a month. What a bunch of bullshit. Could I have slipped officer douche bag a 100 and would he have looked the other way? I am pissed.

there is over a 90% chance that "officer douche bag" was me. also, if i see you out again tonight i will arrest you. go cats.
rick daris is putting me in a great gameday mood

I'm a fan of the officer Daris story arc