Author Topic: Diagnoses necessary (Read 3945 times)

bones129 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 27, 2013, 11:14:58 PM »

I think you may have been stabbed.

8manpick · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2013, 11:33:36 PM »

Opium for the pain. Symptoms will probably go away eventually. Or not, you won't care though.

slobber · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2013, 07:30:35 AM »

Herniated disc. Not as bad a an eye hernia. It can heal itself if you take it easy. If you start to feel numbness, go to your local welder and have him fuse C5 and C6. Eff the quacks! #welders

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #28 on:** August 28, 2013, 08:31:21 AM »

I think you are dead on about doctors and chiropractors being scam artists. Dentists are good people, though.

When you sleep, try to stay on your back and bring your feet back so that your knees point at the ceiling. This will make the pain go away while you are laying down and you will feel somewhat better the next day.

SabiNation · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2013, 08:39:44 AM »

walk it off

8manpick · « **Reply #30 on:** August 28, 2013, 08:59:55 AM »

Rub some dirt on it

8manpick · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2013, 09:04:22 AM »

Get some of that magic soccer spray

EMAWican · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2013, 10:35:56 AM »

Prognosis Negative

michigancat · « **Reply #33 on:** August 28, 2013, 10:37:52 AM »

I had a BAAAAAAD knee-to-knee collision on the court and it kind of messed up my ligaments and stuff. I've been pretty much out of commission for about a week and a half. Did yoga yesterday and today feel like I'm ready to play.

_33 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 28, 2013, 01:30:43 PM »

Having some numbness in my hand today. I might be dying. Will try sleeping with knees pointed at ceiling tonight.

hemmy · « **Reply #35 on:** August 28, 2013, 01:32:48 PM »

cancer most likely

slobber · « **Reply #36 on:** August 28, 2013, 02:13:28 PM »

Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 01:30:43 PM

Having some numbness in my hand today. I might be dying. Will try sleeping with knees pointed at ceiling tonight.

If the numbness in the hand persists for longer than 2 days, I'd cut it off. What good is a numb hand anyway?

puniraptor · « **Reply #37 on:** August 28, 2013, 02:14:20 PM »

Quote from: dobber on August 28, 2013, 02:13:28 PM

Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 01:30:43 PM
Having some numbness in my hand today. I might be dying. Will try sleeping with knees pointed at ceiling tonight.
If the numbness in the hand persists for longer than 2 days, I'd cut it off. What good is a numb hand anyway?

slobber · « **Reply #38 on:** August 28, 2013, 02:27:05 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 28, 2013, 02:14:20 PM

Quote from: dobber on August 28, 2013, 02:13:28 PM
Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 01:30:43 PM
Having some numbness in my hand today. I might be dying. Will try sleeping with knees pointed at ceiling tonight.
If the numbness in the hand persists for longer than 2 days, I'd cut it off. What good is a numb hand anyway?

I didn't think that.

pissclams · « **Reply #39 on:** August 28, 2013, 02:34:45 PM »

Quote from: EMAWican on August 28, 2013, 10:35:56 AM

Prognosis Negative

great movie

michigancat · « **Reply #40 on:** August 28, 2013, 02:58:28 PM »

Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 01:30:43 PM

Having some numbness in my hand today. I might be dying. Will try sleeping with knees pointed at ceiling tonight.

you need to do some yoga

_33 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 28, 2013, 03:10:56 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 28, 2013, 02:58:28 PM

Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 01:30:43 PM
Having some numbness in my hand today. I might be dying. Will try sleeping with knees pointed at ceiling tonight.

you need to do some yoga

Tried. Didn't work. It did make me slightly more flexible though which is all yoga has the power to do.

michigancat · « **Reply #42 on:** August 28, 2013, 03:12:34 PM »

Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 03:10:56 PM

Quote from: michigancat on August 28, 2013, 02:58:28 PM
Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 01:30:43 PM
Having some numbness in my hand today. I might be dying. Will try sleeping with knees pointed at ceiling tonight.

you need to do some yoga

Tried. Didn't work. It did make me slightly more flexible though which is all yoga has the power to do.

it strengthened your core, too. And probably helped your damaged knee.

CNS · « **Reply #43 on:** August 28, 2013, 03:17:36 PM »

It's Carpal Tunnel. Tilt your keyboard so that your fingers are pointing down'ish while typing and don't rest your hands on the keyboard while typing.

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #44 on:** August 28, 2013, 03:44:07 PM »

_33... do you breathe with your belly, or with your chest? take a deep breath and let me know.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #45 on:** August 28, 2013, 05:48:22 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 28, 2013, 10:37:52 AM

I had a BAAAAAAD knee-to-knee collision on the court and it kind of messed up my ligaments and stuff. I've been pretty much out of commission for about a week and a half. Did yoga yesterday and today feel like I'm ready to play.

Take it to the San Francisco things.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #46 on:** August 28, 2013, 08:01:49 PM »

lack of Q@z football. No worries, it's about over.

sys · « **Reply #47 on:** August 28, 2013, 08:57:02 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 28, 2013, 03:12:34 PM

Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 03:10:56 PM
Tried. Didn't work. It did make me slightly more flexible though which is all yoga has the power to do.

it strengthened your core, too. And probably helped your damaged knee.

anything that makes you more flexible makes you weaker. and, 33, you're going to need all your strength to fight off this backache.

_33 · « **Reply #48 on:** August 28, 2013, 09:09:27 PM »

Quote from: Shooter Jones on August 28, 2013, 03:44:07 PM

_33... do you breathe with your belly, or with your chest? take a deep breath and let me know.

Took a few breaths and I can't tell. Feels like probably my chest, like where the lungs are.

michigancat · « **Reply #49 on:** August 28, 2013, 11:09:46 PM »

Quote from: sys on August 28, 2013, 08:57:02 PM

Quote from: michigancat on August 28, 2013, 03:12:34 PM
Quote from: _33 on August 28, 2013, 03:10:56 PM
Tried. Didn't work. It did make me slightly more flexible though which is all yoga has the power to do.

it strengthened your core, too. And probably helped your damaged knee.

anything that makes you more flexible makes you weaker.

that's the dumbest thing I've ever read