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Diagnoses necessary
« on: August 27, 2013, 07:37:29 PM »
I woke up with a "crick" in my neck 2 weeks ago.  Then I started getting a really bad sharp/burning pain in upper back/neck between the shoulder blades.  Then I have sharp shooting pains down my arm that feel like an electric shock or something. It hurts the most when I turn my head side to side.  Thought maybe pinched nerve.  Wife said to go to the chiropractor but I think they are scam artists. I also think normal doctors are scam artists.    How can I heal myself?  Serious answers only please.


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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2013, 07:38:01 PM »
OT: I also think dentists are scam artists.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2013, 07:39:24 PM »
Which arm are the shooting pains in
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2013, 07:40:57 PM »
Wait it out.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2013, 07:43:15 PM »
Which arm are the shooting pains in

Right arm.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2013, 07:50:46 PM »
Which arm are the shooting pains in

Right arm.

Asking which arm is useless without asking more information.

Does it reproduce the radiation symptoms when you tilt your head right or left? or both? what about flexing or extending? Is their pain in your neck? where?

More importantly, any other symptoms that are out of the ordinary lately?  Fatigue?  Sweating?  Edema? 



This is very very shotty with trying to do it over the web.  Someone needs to be able to touch and do tests to find the true cause. Regardless of your confidence in doctors, you should see one if it's bothering you.  Judging from your symptoms, I'd recommend a chiropractor.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2013, 07:51:33 PM »
T's and P's

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2013, 07:56:12 PM »
Which arm are the shooting pains in

Right arm.

Asking which arm is useless without asking more information.

Does it reproduce the radiation symptoms when you tilt your head right or left? or both? what about flexing or extending? Is their pain in your neck? where?

More importantly, any other symptoms that are out of the ordinary lately?  Fatigue?  Sweating?  Edema? 



This is very very shotty with trying to do it over the web.  Someone needs to be able to touch and do tests to find the true cause. Regardless of your confidence in doctors, you should see one if it's bothering you.  Judging from your symptoms, I'd recommend a chiropractor.


Hmmm,  what do you think would happen if I rubbed peppermint oil on it?

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2013, 07:59:18 PM »
subluxation of the C5 vertebrae. there's your diagnosis. do you want a prognosis?

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2013, 07:59:28 PM »
Which arm are the shooting pains in

Right arm.

Asking which arm is useless without asking more information.

Does it reproduce the radiation symptoms when you tilt your head right or left? or both? what about flexing or extending? Is their pain in your neck? where?

More importantly, any other symptoms that are out of the ordinary lately?  Fatigue?  Sweating?  Edema? 



This is very very shotty with trying to do it over the web.  Someone needs to be able to touch and do tests to find the true cause. Regardless of your confidence in doctors, you should see one if it's bothering you.  Judging from your symptoms, I'd recommend a chiropractor.


Hmmm,  what do you think would happen if I rubbed peppermint oil on it?

There's no evidence that any beneficial effect would occur.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2013, 08:01:31 PM »
alternate ice and ben gay every 5 minutes for 3-4 hours. don't use ice packs if you want to heal quickly. apply huge chunks of ice directly to the base of the neck.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2013, 08:09:33 PM »
OT: I also think dentists are scam artists.
Agreed  :thumbs:

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2013, 08:09:52 PM »
take a hot bath with bubbles

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2013, 08:48:24 PM »
@rick daris?  how does this [redacted] work, Saul?

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2013, 08:56:28 PM »
sounds pretty normal, 33.  drop me a pm if it isn't any better in a month or two.
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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2013, 08:59:36 PM »
Get a masage or go to a quackropractor

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2013, 09:37:08 PM »
Swallowed too many spiders in your sleep, probs.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2013, 09:41:00 PM »
Had wife stand on it.  Feels a little better.  Might try the peppermint oil at bedtime.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2013, 09:42:06 PM »
magnetic bracelets

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2013, 09:51:02 PM »
magnetic bracelets

Scam.  Just like yoga.

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2013, 10:30:36 PM »
If you still have shooting pain it's a nerve, if you have headaches it could be neuro

I would say drink

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2013, 10:42:03 PM »
get a new pillow or flip your mattress or both

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2013, 10:44:44 PM »
Exercise and stretching

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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2013, 10:53:14 PM »
I would say drink

i assumed he already had, if he hasn't, i don't know why he's wasting our time.
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Re: Diagnoses necessary
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2013, 11:09:16 PM »
Hit the pipe  :bigtoke: