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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #50 on: August 27, 2013, 04:01:14 PM »
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2013, 09:39:42 AM »
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2013, 09:45:20 AM »
Great news, guys! Danny's big brother Bo is going to swing by and get us a big bottle of Viaka as soon as he gets out of class at the juco today. Does anybody know how to make jello shots?
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2013, 09:49:24 AM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 28, 2013, 09:45:20 AM
Great news, guys! Danny's big brother Bo is going to swing by and get us a big bottle of Viaka as soon as he gets out of class at the juco today. Does anybody know how to make jello shots?

we should make screw drivers! (vodka and orange juice)
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2013, 09:51:38 AM »
Well, the bottle is big enough that we could do both, but I'm having some ladies over and maybe if we make our shots right we can all get laid.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2013, 09:55:01 AM »
Quote from: emawblast on August 28, 2013, 09:49:24 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 28, 2013, 09:45:20 AM
Great news, guys! Danny's big brother Bo is going to swing by and get us a big bottle of Viaka as soon as he gets out of class at the juco today. Does anybody know how to make jello shots?

we should make screw drivers! (vodka and orange juice)

Have you guys ever had vodka? It tastes like nail polish dude. I stick to Mike's Hard Lemonade!
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2013, 09:58:01 AM »
Guys, now that I've decided I'm saving myself all I'm gonna do is fingerblast.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2013, 10:22:06 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2013, 09:58:01 AM
Guys, now that I've decided I'm saving myself all I'm gonna do is fingerblast.

Well, more for the rest of us, then! :dance:
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #58 on: August 28, 2013, 11:53:30 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2013, 09:58:01 AM
Guys, now that I've decided I'm saving myself all I'm gonna do is fingerblast.

i dont know what that is but it sounds  :barf:
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #59 on: August 28, 2013, 11:57:07 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2013, 09:58:01 AM
Guys, now that I've decided I'm saving myself all I'm gonna do is snowball.

You would. 
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2013, 12:19:51 PM »
I don't even need alcohol to have fun.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2013, 12:46:34 PM »
bad news guys.. my mom used my car and I guess the ball bucket was rattling in the trunk and she found my beer stash.
I'm in big troubs.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2013, 02:15:55 PM »
Hey my big bro said he would get me some O'Douls because I'm not old enough for the real stuff.  Will that be enough  :drink:?
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2013, 02:24:23 PM »
Quote from: MeatGeeKSU on August 28, 2013, 02:15:55 PM
Hey my big bro said he would get me some O'Douls because I'm not old enough for the real stuff.  Will that be enough  :drink:?
Not enough to get anyone laid...unless you convince them it's alcoholic then they act like they are drunk just so they can have an excuse later.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2013, 02:31:02 PM »
Quote from: MadCat on August 28, 2013, 02:24:23 PM
Quote from: MeatGeeKSU on August 28, 2013, 02:15:55 PM
Hey my big bro said he would get me some O'Douls because I'm not old enough for the real stuff.  Will that be enough  :drink:?
Not enough to get anyone laid...unless you convince them it's alcoholic then they act like they are drunk just so they can have an excuse later.

Chicks do this some time. If you find a trashy girl and pour your O'Douls into a cup, she might think it's the real deal and go downtown, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2013, 02:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 28, 2013, 02:31:02 PM
Quote from: MadCat on August 28, 2013, 02:24:23 PM
Quote from: MeatGeeKSU on August 28, 2013, 02:15:55 PM
Hey my big bro said he would get me some O'Douls because I'm not old enough for the real stuff.  Will that be enough  :drink:?
Not enough to get anyone laid...unless you convince them it's alcoholic then they act like they are drunk just so they can have an excuse later.

Chicks do this some time. If you find a trashy girl and pour your O'Douls into a cup, she might think it's the real deal and go downtown, if you know what I mean.
I think I do!  :fatty:
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2013, 02:34:33 PM »
You guys are heathening up this thread.  Keep it about boozing.  Sex is for the unpure.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2013, 02:37:07 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2013, 02:34:33 PM
You guys are heathening up this thread.  Keep it about boozing.  Sex is for the unpure.
Because fingerblasting is pure?  :surprised:
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #68 on: August 28, 2013, 02:38:31 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2013, 02:34:33 PM
You guys are heathening up this thread.  Keep it about boozing.  Sex is for the unpure.
Dad says that booze is a gateway drug to sex and other drugs. I want to find out!
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2013, 02:42:04 PM »
Quote from: MadCat on August 28, 2013, 02:37:07 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2013, 02:34:33 PM
You guys are heathening up this thread.  Keep it about boozing.  Sex is for the unpure.
Because fingerblasting is pure?  :surprised:

It's just fingers.  No hoots no dongs.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #70 on: August 28, 2013, 02:44:30 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2013, 02:42:04 PM
Quote from: MadCat on August 28, 2013, 02:37:07 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2013, 02:34:33 PM
You guys are heathening up this thread.  Keep it about boozing.  Sex is for the unpure.
Because fingerblasting is pure?  :surprised:

It's just fingers.  No hoots no dongs.

It's a hoot, too.
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2013, 02:48:28 PM »
oh wait that thing is the hoot  :sdeek:
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2013, 03:01:05 PM »
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2013, 03:22:36 PM »
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Re: Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?
« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2013, 03:57:02 PM »
Anybody have a beat on some Swisher Sweets? I love cigars.
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