Is your mom calling you out of school Friday?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Oh, no. Dakota found out about my party and now he's coming. I can't tell him no or he will let my mom know that we are all ditching school to drink in the basement. Oh well. His mom has big tits. Maybe she will drop him off.

[Mr Bread]

Guys, now that I've decided I'm saving myself all I'm gonna do is snowball.

You would.

I think he's giving the small child a kiss on the mouth after finishing his business 

snowballing?

Ya that stuff really made me nervous hooking up with older chicks.

You thought they were going to spit a load in your mouth?

Just didn't know.  They seemed like unpredictable skanks.

You son of a bitch.

[ksuga]

I went to this really cool party last weekend, they were mixing amaretto with rum, setting on fire and  dropping it in beer.  Said it tasted like Dr. Pepper.

[EMAWican]

While my dad was at work today I poured some of his whiskey and 24-year-old scotch (probably spoiled anyway) into some nalgene bottles for the par-tay on Friday and replaced it with water.  I tried to not take too much, but I want my BFF&E and I to get crunk in the club.  Do you think he'll notice?      

[Rage Against the McKee]

While my dad was at work today I poured some of his whiskey and 24-year-old scotch (probably spoiled anyway) into some nalgene bottles for the par-tay on Friday and replaced it with water.  I tried to not take too much, but I want my BFF&E and I to get crunk in the club.  Do you think he'll notice?   

No, you're good. If he were going to drink it it wouldn't be 24 years old.