Sorry boys, I know you want to have your fun, but I just wouldn't be able to live with myself if something happened to you or my son. I have notified the school, police department, and your parents of the existence of this thread. I know some of you will be angry about that and call me a "narc", but you will understand when you have children of your own and will do anything to protect them.
-poonhound69's dad.