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TOP PARTY SCHOOLS (hey you dlew)
« on: August 06, 2013, 11:16:57 AM »
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3. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Ill.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/a-list-of-the-top-20-party-schools-in-the-us-according-to-the-princeton-reviews-2013-list/2013/08/05/950e581e-fdf9-11e2-8294-0ee5075b840d_story.html

Is this accurate, Dlew?  Or maybe you don't know on account of your status as a law dork.  Find some undergrad studs and ask to be sure. 


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Re: TOP PARTY SCHOOLS (hey you dlew)
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 11:23:10 AM »
WVU comes in at #5.

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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 11:24:05 AM »
law dork?  do you think it's a coincidence that the Illini skyrocketed to the top in the rankings when I showed up?


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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2013, 11:30:18 AM »
i believe dlew has said that the arbitrary drinking holiday at illinois paled in comparison to fpd.  :don'tcare:

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Re: TOP PARTY SCHOOLS (hey you dlew)
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2013, 11:30:55 AM »
law dork?  do you think it's a coincidence that the Illini skyrocketed to the top in the rankings when I showed up?

Probly would have been #1 if it weren't for your thorough expose of UNOFFICIAL.

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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2013, 11:32:11 AM »
law dork?  do you think it's a coincidence that the Illini skyrocketed to the top in the rankings when I showed up?

Where do you typically do your partying?  Because if it's off-campus with other law dorks, then I don't think it was you.  Regularly getting drunk with the same mostly unattractive folks and not getting laid is not top party school material. 

While we're on the subject, I did notice recently that the law school's ranking has tanked.  Any thoughts on that, because I've got a couple.
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2013, 11:34:24 AM »
i believe dlew has said that the arbitrary drinking holiday at illinois paled in comparison to fpd.  :don'tcare:

how many pledges must we sacrifice to get the respect we deserve?

UNOFFICIAL is for the losers.  It's like judging a neighborhood during a yard sale. 
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Re: TOP PARTY SCHOOLS (hey you dlew)
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2013, 11:38:31 AM »
law dork?  do you think it's a coincidence that the Illini skyrocketed to the top in the rankings when I showed up?

Where do you typically do your partying?  Because if it's off-campus with other law dorks, then I don't think it was you.  Regularly getting drunk with the same mostly unattractive folks and not getting laid is not top party school material. 

While we're on the subject, I did notice recently that the law school's ranking has tanked.  Any thoughts on that, because I've got a couple.
listen muchacho.  i get down & dirty & extra trashed on green street with the undergradiest of the undergrads. 

re. law school rankings: my thoughts - meh.  i have no intention of transferring so i'm just going to take care of my business.  i was fully aware of the scandal anyways before i came to U of I, so I can't really complain.  but my friends (who were also aware of the scandal prior to coming) LOVE to bitch about it.  it's like, hey, you came here, idiot.  i know full well that the fallout of the scandal contributed to my pretty healthy scholarship, so i guess you gotta take the good with the bad.

don't get me wrong, the scandal is complete bullshit, but as far as the rankings go, i don't care too much.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2013, 11:44:20 AM by Dlew12 »


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Re: TOP PARTY SCHOOLS (hey you dlew)
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 11:39:30 AM »
i believe dlew has said that the arbitrary drinking holiday at illinois paled in comparison to fpd.  :don'tcare:

how many pledges must we sacrifice to get the respect we deserve?

UNOFFICIAL is for the losers.  It's like judging a neighborhood during a yard sale.
yeah.  a yard sale on friday at 10 am.


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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 12:10:45 PM »
this list is making me reconsider going to ksu next year  :angry:


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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2013, 12:21:01 PM »
hey you guys want to make our own list of party schools? great lets do it.

johnson county highschool party schools-

olathe south- they love a good party. great party school.
olathe north- these guys (and gals) wouldn't know a party if it showed up to their house and did kegs stands in the front yard.
shawnee mission east- average partiers in every sense of the world.

anyway that's just a start. feel free to add your own two cents about these very distinctive and very different johnson county highschool party scenes.

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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2013, 12:21:47 PM »
best drugs (non alcohol)? easy. olathe east.

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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2013, 12:23:13 PM »
bishop miege is at the top of the joco party school list. no doubt.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2013, 12:31:33 PM »
bishop miege is at the top of the joco party school list. no doubt.

lots of booze but hardly any smoke or blow. not really my scene, but whatever floats your boat i guess. i have them ranked fifth overall so it's not like i think it's horrible.

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Re: TOP PARTY SCHOOLS (hey you dlew)
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2013, 12:33:15 PM »
Daris, Eudora has the best meth options.

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« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2013, 12:36:17 PM »
you have 3 olathe schools at the top. you dont think its the same 6 bad mofos slinging dope to all of the olathe district, huh?

miege is a whole new market. theyre at the top of the list. if you want to put a few pud olathe schools behind them, thats fine by me. just leave miege at numero uno.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2013, 12:46:21 PM »
this list is making me reconsider going to ksu next year  :angry:


Idiots who made this list obviously haven't been to Pillsbury Crossing.

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« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2013, 01:13:53 PM »
Also re. law school ranking going down the tube: It could be that my nonstop partyboy lifestyle gives off an unsavory perception.


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« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2013, 01:17:22 PM »
Also re. law school ranking going down the tube: It could be that my nonstop partyboy lifestyle gives off an unsavory perception.

I hadn't paid it any mind for years, then I looked the other day and almost crap. 
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« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2013, 01:30:51 PM »
i wasn't the best or brightest in grad school and didn't really care that much about grades. like my goal was to get in, learn what i needed to know and then get out.

one day in class though, the head of our dept was teaching and was like "well, the new us news and world report is out and we moved from 8th to 5th". i said "you're welcome" and did like a pretend kick my feet up on the desk move. everyone (including him) chuckled for a bit and then we got back to learning.

rankings schmankings, ya know?

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« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2013, 01:35:53 PM »
Apparently KSU moved to #22 in engineering.  Office touchdown dance right there.

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« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2013, 01:48:03 PM »
Apparently KSU moved to #22 in engineering.  Office touchdown dance right there.

link? not that i care, tho. any idea what they are ranked for investment banking?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: TOP PARTY SCHOOLS (hey you dlew)
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2013, 01:52:01 PM »
hey you guys want to make our own list of party schools? great lets do it.

johnson county highschool party schools-

olathe south- they love a good party. great party school.
olathe north- these guys (and gals) wouldn't know a party if it showed up to their house and did kegs stands in the front yard.
shawnee mission east- average partiers in every sense of the world.

anyway that's just a start. feel free to add your own two cents about these very distinctive and very different johnson county highschool party scenes.

Olathe North is too busy winning titles to party.

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« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2013, 02:08:09 PM »
Apparently KSU moved to #22 in engineering.  Office touchdown dance right there.

link? not that i care, tho. any idea what they are ranked for investment banking?

http://www.k-state.edu/media/newsreleases/jul13/newrankings71613.html  FYI I only had read the headline when I made mention.

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Re: TOP PARTY SCHOOLS (hey you dlew)
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2013, 02:12:00 PM »
hey you guys want to make our own list of party schools? great lets do it.

johnson county highschool party schools-

olathe south- they love a good party. great party school.
olathe north- these guys (and gals) wouldn't know a party if it showed up to their house and did kegs stands in the front yard.
shawnee mission east- average partiers in every sense of the world.

anyway that's just a start. feel free to add your own two cents about these very distinctive and very different johnson county highschool party scenes.

 :cheers: