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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21876 on: September 25, 2020, 12:06:27 AM »
Pretty shocked vandy is only on there once

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21877 on: September 25, 2020, 08:15:36 AM »
Blowout-y. goEMAW needs to sue for trademark’y infringement.


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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21878 on: September 25, 2020, 08:38:06 AM »
rough ridin' Kleinman needs to get us over the hump to a clear lead on this thing.  This is unacceptable.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21879 on: September 25, 2020, 01:09:53 PM »
What's the definition of blowout-y?  I'd assume Kleiman tacked one on there at least

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21880 on: September 26, 2020, 09:31:07 PM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOL


So KU has a halfway decent first half at Baylor. They head into the lockerroom down 17-7! Not bad!


To begin the second half, KU kicks it off to Baylor. Baylor instantly returns the kickoff for a touchdown.


Later in the 3rd quarter or maybe early in the 4th, Baylor has the ball and has a wacky fumble way in the backfield that KU should clearly recover but somehow doesn't. Baylor gets it back and gets tackled, then ends up with like 4th and 29. They punt it back to KU and down it right next to KU's goalline. Good! This should be super easy for KU to go 99 1/2 yards!

A few plays later, Baylor sacks their QB 8 yards deep in KU's end zone and does the Safety Dance. KU kicks it off after getting safetied and the very same Baylor returner from before takes it to the house for another touchdown. KU surrendered 9 points in like 0:08 of game time.

'Hawks started off the game up 7-0 but now trail 40-7.
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21881 on: September 26, 2020, 09:40:32 PM »
You take away that little 40-0 streak Baylor went on in the middle there and ku is winning by 2 scores

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21882 on: September 26, 2020, 09:46:41 PM »
Their ability to hire the wrong guy time after time is amazing. Fuzzy leavitt would have them on the road to a respectable 4-6 wins a year. Not happening with current guy.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21883 on: September 27, 2020, 12:25:41 AM »
you know, there's this thing about cfb where people are like "put the freshman qb in the rest of the way and invest in the future!" as if turning it over to jalon daniels who is 18 years old and had hardly any practices and is playing behind the worst OL in the P5 and getting pressured CONSTANTLY is good for his long term development.

also, les wearing sunglasses all night  :lol:


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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21884 on: September 27, 2020, 12:27:22 AM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOL


So KU has a halfway decent first half at Baylor. They head into the lockerroom down 17-7! Not bad!


To begin the second half, KU kicks it off to Baylor. Baylor instantly returns the kickoff for a touchdown.


Later in the 3rd quarter or maybe early in the 4th, Baylor has the ball and has a wacky fumble way in the backfield that KU should clearly recover but somehow doesn't. Baylor gets it back and gets tackled, then ends up with like 4th and 29. They punt it back to KU and down it right next to KU's goalline. Good! This should be super easy for KU to go 99 1/2 yards!

A few plays later, Baylor sacks their QB 8 yards deep in KU's end zone and does the Safety Dance. KU kicks it off after getting safetied and the very same Baylor returner from before takes it to the house for another touchdown. KU surrendered 9 points in like 0:08 of game time.

'Hawks started off the game up 7-0 but now trail 40-7.
One of my favorite KU football episodes in a long time.  During the wacky fumble play when baylor recovered it i thought for a second they were going to find a way to run it in for a score, and in that millisecond i fantasized about the waterboy video with coach klein saying "ope, they fumbled it, but don't worry, they just pick it up and have plenty of time to take it in for a score"


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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21885 on: September 27, 2020, 02:10:51 AM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOL


So KU has a halfway decent first half at Baylor. They head into the lockerroom down 17-7! Not bad!


To begin the second half, KU kicks it off to Baylor. Baylor instantly returns the kickoff for a touchdown.


Later in the 3rd quarter or maybe early in the 4th, Baylor has the ball and has a wacky fumble way in the backfield that KU should clearly recover but somehow doesn't. Baylor gets it back and gets tackled, then ends up with like 4th and 29. They punt it back to KU and down it right next to KU's goalline. Good! This should be super easy for KU to go 99 1/2 yards!

A few plays later, Baylor sacks their QB 8 yards deep in KU's end zone and does the Safety Dance. KU kicks it off after getting safetied and the very same Baylor returner from before takes it to the house for another touchdown. KU surrendered 9 points in like 0:08 of game time.

'Hawks started off the game up 7-0 but now trail 40-7.
One of my favorite KU football episodes in a long time.  During the wacky fumble play when baylor recovered it i thought for a second they were going to find a way to run it in for a score, and in that millisecond i fantasized about the waterboy video with coach klein saying "ope, they fumbled it, but don't worry, they just pick it up and have plenty of time to take it in for a score"


Each episode is my favorite one since the previous week’s. It’s like, how does EV-E-RY game they play have something like this? They’re weekly. And they’re all incredible.
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21886 on: September 27, 2020, 02:15:39 AM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOL


So KU has a halfway decent first half at Baylor. They head into the lockerroom down 17-7! Not bad!


To begin the second half, KU kicks it off to Baylor. Baylor instantly returns the kickoff for a touchdown.


Later in the 3rd quarter or maybe early in the 4th, Baylor has the ball and has a wacky fumble way in the backfield that KU should clearly recover but somehow doesn't. Baylor gets it back and gets tackled, then ends up with like 4th and 29. They punt it back to KU and down it right next to KU's goalline. Good! This should be super easy for KU to go 99 1/2 yards!

A few plays later, Baylor sacks their QB 8 yards deep in KU's end zone and does the Safety Dance. KU kicks it off after getting safetied and the very same Baylor returner from before takes it to the house for another touchdown. KU surrendered 9 points in like 0:08 of game time.

'Hawks started off the game up 7-0 but now trail 40-7.
One of my favorite KU football episodes in a long time.  During the wacky fumble play when baylor recovered it i thought for a second they were going to find a way to run it in for a score, and in that millisecond i fantasized about the waterboy video with coach klein saying "ope, they fumbled it, but don't worry, they just pick it up and have plenty of time to take it in for a score"


Each episode is my favorite one since the previous week’s. It’s like, how does EV-E-RY game they play have something like this? They’re weekly. And they’re all incredible.
last week when a jayhawk had the ball out on the edge and the other jayhawk guy bonk'd into him and caused a fumble  :lol:

also every time baylor ran off tackle it looked like ku's ends and lbs were moving in slow motion.

also khalil herbert had like 180 total yards tonight for va tech and they won by like 20.  i can't imagine how depressing it must be for guys like pooka and APQUATRO to see that.


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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21887 on: September 27, 2020, 06:44:48 AM »
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I think rock bottom was hiring Turner Gill, or losing 6-3 to North Dakota St. before Craig Bohl had won any titles, or getting blown out by Southern Miss, or hiring Sheahon Zenger, or giving up 600 rush yards to Georgia Tech, or losing to a 5-5 Texas A&M team 61-7, or hiring Charlie Weis, or losing at home to a Rice team that went 7-6, or giving up 50+ points to KSU, OU, ISU, and WVU in the same season (while also giving up 40+ to Baylor and Texas Tech), or going all-in on JUCOs, or taking the wrong shoes to ISU and getting shut out, or giving up 60 to Baylor, or hiring David Beaty, or going winless (while giving up 40+ to South Dakota St. [41], Memphis [55], Baylor [66!], OSU [58], Oklahoma [62], Texas [59], WVU [49], and KSU [45]), or extending Beaty after a freak win over Texas, or going all-in on JUCOs, or getting blown out at home by Central Michigan 45-27, or getting shut out by ISU 45-0, or the running clock in a 43-0 loss to TCU (team leaders Peyton Bender 38 yds passing, Ben Johnson 35 yds receiving, Dean Thompson 10 yds rushing!), or losing a major college-record 46 straight road games, or going all-in on JUCOs, or starting what was supposed to be a "good" year with an OT loss to Nicholls State, or losing at home to Coastal Carolina, or losing at home to Coastal Carolina, or losing 50 (and counting!) straight conference road games.
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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21888 on: September 27, 2020, 07:23:43 AM »
HALL.
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« Reply #21889 on: September 27, 2020, 08:49:11 AM »
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Thought experiment:

10 years

12 games per

4 hours per game

30 minutes of sh1tposting per week of the season + 25 hours per offseason

= 790 hours

= 33 days

>= a month of my goddam life

= 1 NeatDeal

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That’s a lot of wasted, frustrated hours. I should have spent that time on more productive and interesting pursuits, like replacing the carpet in my den one strand at a time, digging an escape tunnel out of my basement with a plastic spoon, or painting the house with a q-tip.

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Not a day goes by I don't feel regret, and not because I'm here on phognet or because you think I should. I look back on myself the way I was...stupid kid who started rooting for Kansas football...wish I could talk sense to him. Tell him how things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, this old man is all that's left, and I have to live with that.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21890 on: September 27, 2020, 08:51:44 AM »
last week when a jayhawk had the ball out on the edge and the other jayhawk guy bonk'd into him and caused a fumble  :lol:

also every time baylor ran off tackle it looked like ku's ends and lbs were moving in slow motion.

also khalil herbert had like 180 total yards tonight for va tech and they won by like 20.  i can't imagine how depressing it must be for guys like pooka and APQUATRO to see that.
this really stuck out to me too. I couldn't believe how slow they looked.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21891 on: September 27, 2020, 11:57:20 AM »
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I think rock bottom was hiring Turner Gill, or losing 6-3 to North Dakota St. before Craig Bohl had won any titles, or getting blown out by Southern Miss, or hiring Sheahon Zenger, or giving up 600 rush yards to Georgia Tech, or losing to a 5-5 Texas A&M team 61-7, or hiring Charlie Weis, or losing at home to a Rice team that went 7-6, or giving up 50+ points to KSU, OU, ISU, and WVU in the same season (while also giving up 40+ to Baylor and Texas Tech), or going all-in on JUCOs, or taking the wrong shoes to ISU and getting shut out, or giving up 60 to Baylor, or hiring David Beaty, or going winless (while giving up 40+ to South Dakota St. [41], Memphis [55], Baylor [66!], OSU [58], Oklahoma [62], Texas [59], WVU [49], and KSU [45]), or extending Beaty after a freak win over Texas, or going all-in on JUCOs, or getting blown out at home by Central Michigan 45-27, or getting shut out by ISU 45-0, or the running clock in a 43-0 loss to TCU (team leaders Peyton Bender 38 yds passing, Ben Johnson 35 yds receiving, Dean Thompson 10 yds rushing!), or losing a major college-record 46 straight road games, or going all-in on JUCOs, or starting what was supposed to be a "good" year with an OT loss to Nicholls State, or losing at home to Coastal Carolina, or losing at home to Coastal Carolina, or losing 50 (and counting!) straight conference road games.

Or putting those stupid chairs in the open end zone. I mean there's always more; there is no bottom.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21893 on: September 27, 2020, 09:05:46 PM »
those Miles clips :frown:

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21894 on: September 27, 2020, 09:29:42 PM »
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If you handed out a grant to have KSU and Mizzou collaborate on a plan to decimate KU football after winning the Orange Bowl, there is no way they could have constructed a more effective scenario.

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Re: KU football is going through a rough patch
« Reply #21895 on: September 27, 2020, 09:48:46 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aAo9M6YCMA

:lol: mrstdaver overheard while I was watching this just now.  Her questions...

Is that the coach?
Is he drunk?
Is the fat man still their coach?
He was fired 10 years ago? 
Who’s been their coach since then?
Did a KSU fan make that video?


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« Reply #21896 on: September 28, 2020, 08:11:00 AM »
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If you handed out a grant to have KSU and Mizzou collaborate on a plan to decimate KU football after winning the Orange Bowl, there is no way they could have constructed a more effective scenario.

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« Reply #21897 on: September 28, 2020, 08:20:24 AM »
is espn still doing the les show this year?

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« Reply #21898 on: September 28, 2020, 09:24:38 AM »
Fun fact, if K-state wins next week and ku loses, they will officially have more program losses all time (654 vs 653)
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« Reply #21899 on: September 28, 2020, 10:20:39 AM »
is espn still doing the les show this year?

No. It's a Gundy show this year. Real talk, I wouldn't be shocked that it's Klieman next year.