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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20650 on: September 09, 2019, 05:58:59 PM »
 
They come full of football tickets

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20651 on: September 09, 2019, 06:27:55 PM »
I miss Tom Keegan.  :frown:

when did he end up in Boston?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20652 on: September 09, 2019, 08:42:14 PM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


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We'd have to pay quite a bit to have that delivered in time for FattyFest, but if it would draw an exponential return, let's do it.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20653 on: September 09, 2019, 09:05:33 PM »
They come full of football tickets

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20654 on: September 09, 2019, 09:27:42 PM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


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Wow, it has a 5 star review.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20655 on: September 09, 2019, 10:09:59 PM »
How is the gif of the pinata being hit by a crutch posted at the top of every page on this site? I've literally lol'd everytime I even think about it (this post took a while to type)

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20656 on: September 09, 2019, 10:40:37 PM »
100 losses in 10 years doesn't seem like something that is even possible.
KU would join UTEP as the two programs to have ever achieved it.

Would KU surpass UTEP if they end up with 101 losses?
Shockingly, no.  UTEP lost a staggering 103 at one point.

They can't even win the "most losses in 10 years" contest. :(

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20657 on: September 10, 2019, 04:05:24 AM »
100 losses in 10 years doesn't seem like something that is even possible.
KU would join UTEP as the two programs to have ever achieved it.

Would KU surpass UTEP if they end up with 101 losses?
Shockingly, no.  UTEP lost a staggering 103 at one point.

They can't even win the "most losses in 10 years" contest. :(
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20658 on: September 10, 2019, 07:20:04 AM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


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I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that nobody has custom ordered a KSU pinata....

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20659 on: September 10, 2019, 07:20:34 AM »
to be fair, Les has a .500 winning percentage at ku, which puts him just behind ku coaching legend Mark Mangino (.510), so really any reasonable ku fan should be thrilled at this trajectory

Give him a week and he'll be sitting on a .333 winning percentage.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20660 on: September 10, 2019, 08:54:11 AM »
to be fair, Les has a .500 winning percentage at ku, which puts him just behind ku coaching legend Mark Mangino (.510), so really any reasonable ku fan should be thrilled at this trajectory

Give him a week and he'll be sitting on a .333 winning percentage.

I think that's still better than the last 3 guys.
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20661 on: September 10, 2019, 09:03:18 AM »
Should have never fired Terry Allen.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20662 on: September 10, 2019, 09:09:09 AM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


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I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that nobody has custom ordered a KSU pinata....

I love that their motto is "NOT JUST DONKEYS ANYMORE!"

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20663 on: September 10, 2019, 09:24:32 AM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


Tom

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I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that nobody has custom ordered a KSU pinata....

Well, from the 5 star review, it appears they are only ordered to celebrate beating the team that represents the pinata.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20664 on: September 10, 2019, 09:36:07 AM »
next time we play ku at home, order a giantic lifesize jayhawk pinata and suspend it from the same cables they use for those over the field cameras.  pregame skit, lower pinata over midfield, as willie drives a dune buggy thru the pinata with crutches suspended off of it, 150 pounds of candy fly everywhere, as kids rush field to collect.  be like an irl crazy train smashing the helmet at midfield type of thing, but also hilarious and family oriented, go cats

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20665 on: September 11, 2019, 09:00:44 AM »
Serious question for facilities nerds in the know.  KUFB fan on the social medias proclaimed the following.   "We have awesome facilities to recruit to in a power 5 conference.  Our locker rooms and weight room are pretty awesome."

All bias and trash talk aside.  I hope he is correct but I had to tell him that's a start if true and not "awesome facilities" and that they are WOEFULLY behind the rest of the country in terms of facilities.  He's pretty convinced otherwise.  Am I that out of the loop or is he delusional?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20666 on: September 11, 2019, 09:20:33 AM »
Serious question for facilities nerds in the know.  KUFB fan on the social medias proclaimed the following.   "We have awesome facilities to recruit to in a power 5 conference.  Our locker rooms and weight room are pretty awesome."

All bias and trash talk aside.  I hope he is correct but I had to tell him that's a start if true and not "awesome facilities" and that they are WOEFULLY behind the rest of the country in terms of facilities.  He's pretty convinced otherwise.  Am I that out of the loop or is he delusional?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20667 on: September 11, 2019, 09:28:52 AM »
Their facilities are not near good enough to make up for all of their other issues.  Their facilities might be nice for G5 teams, which is really where they should be. 

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20668 on: September 11, 2019, 10:32:53 AM »
Their locker room and weight room seem pretty nice. But nothing recruits don't see at most other P5 schools.
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20669 on: September 11, 2019, 10:46:37 AM »
I have had the opportunity to walk though the new Vanier football complex, the locker and weight areas of Oklahoma State, and a friend got the chance to go through the Milan Puskar Center, to which I was able to see pictures and videos. I think everyone's seen the walk through video with the track star of KU's building back when Charlie Weis was still there.

They don't have awesome facilities. They barely even have equal facilities for the locker and weight area.

They are embarrassingly behind basically every other P5 school at this point in every aspect of the football program since they sold their souls decades ago to keep basketball safe. Your friend on social media has already drank the kool-aid and is a lost cause at this point.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20671 on: September 12, 2019, 03:10:43 PM »


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20672 on: September 12, 2019, 03:31:19 PM »
oh hell yes. the new Miles to Go is out.   :buh-bye:

EDIT:  OMG their stadium is practically empty.   :sdeek:
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20673 on: September 12, 2019, 03:49:13 PM »
I wonder how ironclad the contract for the show is.  At a certain point, Miles/KU have to want out.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20674 on: September 12, 2019, 04:01:09 PM »
I'm not going to watch that, but I would appreciate weekly highlights
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