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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20675 on: September 10, 2019, 07:20:04 AM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


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I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that nobody has custom ordered a KSU pinata....

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« Reply #20676 on: September 10, 2019, 07:20:34 AM »
to be fair, Les has a .500 winning percentage at ku, which puts him just behind ku coaching legend Mark Mangino (.510), so really any reasonable ku fan should be thrilled at this trajectory

Give him a week and he'll be sitting on a .333 winning percentage.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20677 on: September 10, 2019, 08:54:11 AM »
to be fair, Les has a .500 winning percentage at ku, which puts him just behind ku coaching legend Mark Mangino (.510), so really any reasonable ku fan should be thrilled at this trajectory

Give him a week and he'll be sitting on a .333 winning percentage.

I think that's still better than the last 3 guys.
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20678 on: September 10, 2019, 09:03:18 AM »
Should have never fired Terry Allen.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20679 on: September 10, 2019, 09:09:09 AM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


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I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that nobody has custom ordered a KSU pinata....

I love that their motto is "NOT JUST DONKEYS ANYMORE!"

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20680 on: September 10, 2019, 09:24:32 AM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


Tom

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I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that nobody has custom ordered a KSU pinata....

Well, from the 5 star review, it appears they are only ordered to celebrate beating the team that represents the pinata.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20681 on: September 10, 2019, 09:36:07 AM »
next time we play ku at home, order a giantic lifesize jayhawk pinata and suspend it from the same cables they use for those over the field cameras.  pregame skit, lower pinata over midfield, as willie drives a dune buggy thru the pinata with crutches suspended off of it, 150 pounds of candy fly everywhere, as kids rush field to collect.  be like an irl crazy train smashing the helmet at midfield type of thing, but also hilarious and family oriented, go cats

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20682 on: September 11, 2019, 09:00:44 AM »
Serious question for facilities nerds in the know.  KUFB fan on the social medias proclaimed the following.   "We have awesome facilities to recruit to in a power 5 conference.  Our locker rooms and weight room are pretty awesome."

All bias and trash talk aside.  I hope he is correct but I had to tell him that's a start if true and not "awesome facilities" and that they are WOEFULLY behind the rest of the country in terms of facilities.  He's pretty convinced otherwise.  Am I that out of the loop or is he delusional?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20683 on: September 11, 2019, 09:20:33 AM »
Serious question for facilities nerds in the know.  KUFB fan on the social medias proclaimed the following.   "We have awesome facilities to recruit to in a power 5 conference.  Our locker rooms and weight room are pretty awesome."

All bias and trash talk aside.  I hope he is correct but I had to tell him that's a start if true and not "awesome facilities" and that they are WOEFULLY behind the rest of the country in terms of facilities.  He's pretty convinced otherwise.  Am I that out of the loop or is he delusional?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20684 on: September 11, 2019, 09:28:52 AM »
Their facilities are not near good enough to make up for all of their other issues.  Their facilities might be nice for G5 teams, which is really where they should be. 

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20685 on: September 11, 2019, 10:32:53 AM »
Their locker room and weight room seem pretty nice. But nothing recruits don't see at most other P5 schools.
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« Reply #20686 on: September 11, 2019, 10:46:37 AM »
I have had the opportunity to walk though the new Vanier football complex, the locker and weight areas of Oklahoma State, and a friend got the chance to go through the Milan Puskar Center, to which I was able to see pictures and videos. I think everyone's seen the walk through video with the track star of KU's building back when Charlie Weis was still there.

They don't have awesome facilities. They barely even have equal facilities for the locker and weight area.

They are embarrassingly behind basically every other P5 school at this point in every aspect of the football program since they sold their souls decades ago to keep basketball safe. Your friend on social media has already drank the kool-aid and is a lost cause at this point.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20687 on: September 12, 2019, 09:47:57 AM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20688 on: September 12, 2019, 03:10:43 PM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20689 on: September 12, 2019, 03:31:19 PM »
oh hell yes. the new Miles to Go is out.   :buh-bye:

EDIT:  OMG their stadium is practically empty.   :sdeek:
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20690 on: September 12, 2019, 03:49:13 PM »
I wonder how ironclad the contract for the show is.  At a certain point, Miles/KU have to want out.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20691 on: September 12, 2019, 04:01:09 PM »
I'm not going to watch that, but I would appreciate weekly highlights
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20692 on: September 12, 2019, 04:13:26 PM »
Did Long even interview him?  After the last episode, I can't imagine someone talking with Miles for a prolonged period of time and giving him a job.  He doesn't sound healthy. 

Highlights:
I didn't realize it, but KU scored at the 11:30 mark in the first quarter and was done after that.  They had a camera on Long during the game and he said he was "sick to his stomach" when they went behind.  Talked about how the players had expected to get bowl eligibility (lol).  Had clips of Pooka, Stanley, and Moragne talking a little bit.  Les can't string 2 sentences together without struggling.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20693 on: September 12, 2019, 04:29:09 PM »
sounds like emmy award quality television

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20694 on: September 12, 2019, 04:50:15 PM »
You guys, coastal Carolina was a classic trap game. Sure I'm disappointed that a seasoned national championship winning coach like miles didn't have his players better prepared to avoid the trap but it happens. The ship is already righted, Hawks roll and win a snoozer 42-8. #beakthem

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20695 on: September 12, 2019, 05:01:20 PM »
I'm not going to watch that, but I would appreciate weekly highlights

I used to say the same about Jersey Shore years ago.... but after one episode, it's hard not to watch the weekly trainwreck.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20696 on: September 12, 2019, 05:02:31 PM »
I'm not going to watch that, but I would appreciate weekly highlights

I used to say the same about Jersey Shore years ago.... but after one episode, it's hard not to watch the weekly trainwreck.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20697 on: September 12, 2019, 05:06:27 PM »
only a complete old would talk crap on the shore

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20698 on: September 12, 2019, 05:09:12 PM »
easy there, poopy-britches... 

Ain't nobody talkin' crap on the shore.  I love me some GTL'n as much as the next guy. 

Simply stating that "miles to go" is a guilty pleasure that almost rivals that of the shore.

Now.... let me  :tsc: in peace.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20699 on: September 12, 2019, 05:11:41 PM »
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