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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20625 on: September 09, 2019, 02:08:22 PM »
100 losses in 10 years doesn't seem like something that is even possible.
KU would join UTEP as the two programs to have ever achieved it.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20626 on: September 09, 2019, 02:08:40 PM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20627 on: September 09, 2019, 02:10:45 PM »
100 losses in 10 years doesn't seem like something that is even possible.
KU would join UTEP as the two programs to have ever achieved it.

Would KU surpass UTEP if they end up with 101 losses?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20628 on: September 09, 2019, 02:16:14 PM »
100 losses in 10 years doesn't seem like something that is even possible.
KU would join UTEP as the two programs to have ever achieved it.

Would KU surpass UTEP if they end up with 101 losses?
Shockingly, no.  UTEP lost a staggering 103 at one point.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20629 on: September 09, 2019, 02:24:10 PM »
100 losses in 10 years doesn't seem like something that is even possible.
KU would join UTEP as the two programs to have ever achieved it.

Would KU surpass UTEP if they end up with 101 losses?
Shockingly, no.  UTEP lost a staggering 103 at one point.

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Well, I guess second place isn't that bad. Nice try, good effort, hawks.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20630 on: September 09, 2019, 02:24:55 PM »
I just read their entire game thread from last weekend. It was very.... very sad.  I feel bad for the people who took the time and had enough interest in KU Fball to post in that thread. They are crushed.  Any true fan of that program deserves our sympathies.  Miles may be the worst coaching hire they've ever made.
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« Reply #20631 on: September 09, 2019, 02:31:17 PM »
I just read their entire game thread from last weekend. It was very.... very sad.  I feel bad for the people who took the time and had enough interest in KU Fball to post in that thread. They are crushed.  Any true fan of that program deserves our sympathies.  Miles may be the worst coaching hire they've ever made.

We are talking about a program that is about to lose 100 games in a 10 year span. Miles is just their average hire.

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« Reply #20632 on: September 09, 2019, 02:35:27 PM »
to be fair, Les has a .500 winning percentage at ku, which puts him just behind ku coaching legend Mark Mangino (.510), so really any reasonable ku fan should be thrilled at this trajectory

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20633 on: September 09, 2019, 02:50:41 PM »
100 losses in 10 years doesn't seem like something that is even possible.
KU would join UTEP as the two programs to have ever achieved it.
well, at least KU wins the Power 5 race to 100!
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20634 on: September 09, 2019, 03:00:01 PM »
they won a BCS bowl game you stupid bunch of grape humpers

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« Reply #20635 on: September 09, 2019, 03:00:48 PM »
they won a BCS bowl game you stupid bunch of grape humpers

That only makes it all the more fascinating.

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« Reply #20636 on: September 09, 2019, 03:02:08 PM »
we thought Bill was bad at capitalizing on Dr. Pepper's, imagine had he won the elusive Orange Bowl  :sdeek:

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20637 on: September 09, 2019, 03:13:38 PM »
they won a BCS bowl game you stupid bunch of grape humpers

That only makes it all the more fascinating.
It really is nuts.  From winning 12 games in '07 to starting one of the worst stretches in CFB history in '10.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20638 on: September 09, 2019, 03:13:53 PM »
Things the Orange bowl win is closer than the present:
Y2k
Clinton Lewinsky scandal, cigars temporarily changed
The Ipod was dropped right on our CD listening faces

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« Reply #20639 on: September 09, 2019, 03:20:07 PM »
winning the orange bowl is one of the most prestigious feats in college athletics and you guys are just a bunch of butthurt taters to realize it

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20640 on: September 09, 2019, 03:35:44 PM »
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Do we provide the Pinatas for the opposing team or do they have to bring their own? The next team to never beat a power 5 team coming in next year wants to know.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20641 on: September 09, 2019, 04:01:28 PM »
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"You know we're at an all time low anytime we have fans claiming they would trade football programs with kstate,,

Not Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, or OU,, but Kstate smdh"

On facility upgrades...... if y'all were excited, we're just catching up to their end zone suites and indoor facility that looks like a warehouse in a run down industrial park

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"Looks like their plan is to build sometime in the future what KU has already finished building. "

Really we are just upgrading our old indoor facility with a shiny new one.  I consider this lapping them in the mile. 
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20642 on: September 09, 2019, 04:08:22 PM »


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« Reply #20643 on: September 09, 2019, 04:14:49 PM »
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Do we provide the Pinatas for the opposing team or do they have to bring their own? The next team to never beat a power 5 team coming in next year wants to know.

The fact that they had this on their checklist to bring is amazing.
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20644 on: September 09, 2019, 04:26:28 PM »
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Do we provide the Pinatas for the opposing team or do they have to bring their own? The next team to never beat a power 5 team coming in next year wants to know.

The fact that they had this on their checklist to bring is amazing.

It really is.  A team that has never beat a P5 team is so confident about winning at KU, they go out and buy a pinata to celebrate.  I'll bet KU gets a helluva discount when putting together their non-con home games. 

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20645 on: September 09, 2019, 04:29:15 PM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20646 on: September 09, 2019, 04:31:53 PM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season

What will they be filled with??  :excited: :excited:
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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« Reply #20647 on: September 09, 2019, 04:35:18 PM »
make sure you have crutches for ultimate effect and laughs

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #20648 on: September 09, 2019, 04:48:33 PM »
They come full of football tickets

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« Reply #20649 on: September 09, 2019, 05:42:55 PM »
who is selling these jayhawk pinatas?
i want to hang a few around my place and recreate this scene each week throughout the season
https://www.pinatas.com/products/custom-kansas-university-jayhawk-mascot-pinata


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