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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19100 on: April 17, 2018, 01:13:19 PM »
guys, kansas football is a sleeping giant its just in the embryo stage right now.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19101 on: April 17, 2018, 02:00:15 PM »
Watched ppl eat an embryo on Naked And Afraid, and it ain't a pretty site!  :Yuck:   
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19102 on: April 17, 2018, 02:28:03 PM »
I don't know man, reading his post makes me thing Anderson is top 20.  It has film rooms, weight rooms, AND technology.

If you count Kansas and the surrounding states it's probably right around 20th.  That's probably what he meant.
  That was in the state, counting high schools too right?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19103 on: April 17, 2018, 03:54:04 PM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19104 on: April 17, 2018, 05:11:01 PM »
I wonder if theirs is located in corvallis


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19105 on: April 17, 2018, 07:27:21 PM »
https://saveksfb.com/

not sure how effective it is but props to whoever updates this bad boy

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19106 on: April 18, 2018, 08:27:31 AM »
https://saveksfb.com/

not sure how effective it is but props to whoever updates this bad boy

Lots of depressing facts on that page.

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DAVID BEATY IS 3 ½ TIMES MORE LIKELY TO LOSE A GAME BY 40 POINTS THAN WIN A GAME AT ALL.

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IF KANSAS FAILS TO WIN SIX GAMES OVER THE NEXT TWO SEASONS, KANSAS FOOTBALL WILL BE THE FIRST TEAM EVER TO LOSE 100 GAMES INSIDE OF A DECADE.

 :sdeek: #historyawaits
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19107 on: April 18, 2018, 08:39:42 AM »
sadly, they played us competitively last year.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19108 on: April 18, 2018, 09:43:19 AM »
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IF KANSAS FAILS TO WIN SIX GAMES OVER THE NEXT TWO SEASONS, KANSAS FOOTBALL WILL BE THE FIRST TEAM EVER TO LOSE 100 GAMES INSIDE OF A DECADE.

 :sdeek: #historyawaits


This will be a fun one to watch unfold. 

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19109 on: April 18, 2018, 10:43:28 AM »
That's not true.  K-State's done it twice i believe.

EDIT: Oh wait, no.  that's definitely true.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19110 on: April 18, 2018, 11:53:09 AM »
What the hell have they been using to practice on rainy days


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19111 on: April 18, 2018, 11:54:33 AM »
What the hell have they been using to practice on rainy days


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They don't have enough players to practice so it hasn't came up

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« Reply #19112 on: April 18, 2018, 12:47:43 PM »
My high school team practiced in the rain. If there was lightning, we had a helmet and shorts practice in the basketball gym. I assume KU does the same thing. If there’s lightning, they probably go to the rec center because no way Bill Self lets them near any of his stuff.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19113 on: April 18, 2018, 12:52:30 PM »
For Zenger to raise that much money from the fan base of the worst football team in history is a lifetime achievement

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« Reply #19114 on: April 18, 2018, 12:54:38 PM »
He has the most thankless job in America. That is for sure.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19115 on: April 18, 2018, 12:54:57 PM »
There is already an indoor practice facility. It's just on the other end of campus. I will refrain from calling you all dumbasses.

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« Reply #19116 on: April 18, 2018, 12:56:30 PM »
There is already an indoor practice facility. It's just on the other end of campus. I will refrain from calling you all dumbasses.

why waste money on this thing when the stadium is such a colossal joke?

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« Reply #19117 on: April 18, 2018, 12:56:43 PM »
Pretty amazing that Zulu was able to convince the fans to buy the football team a facility they already had. He might be better at raising funds than John Currie.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19118 on: April 18, 2018, 01:14:48 PM »
Apparently their spring game has been restructured to be a Spring practice due to lack of depth.

--"The event will resemble a traditional clusterfuck of epic proportions with a handful of actual football-like plays, as has become the usual situation at KU. The reason for the switch, a team spokesperson told The Topeka Capital-Journal, was a coaching-related lack of understanding of even the most fundamental positional assignments such as offensive line that made fielding a legitimate team difficult, if not impossible. It also is thought largely attributable to a complete crap-for-brains in the AD and a cowardly chancellor's office. The team’s coaches made the call to head to Branson immediately afterward instead of Vegas, going with the more low-risk vacation setting."

smart move by beat’ dog.  you can’t lose a game you don’t play.


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« Reply #19119 on: April 18, 2018, 01:20:02 PM »
Apparently their spring game has been restructured to be a Spring practice due to lack of depth.

--"The event will resemble a traditional clusterfuck of epic proportions with a handful of actual football-like plays, as has become the usual situation at KU. The reason for the switch, a team spokesperson told The Topeka Capital-Journal, was a coaching-related lack of understanding of even the most fundamental positional assignments such as offensive line that made fielding a legitimate team difficult, if not impossible. It also is thought largely attributable to a complete crap-for-brains in the AD and a cowardly chancellor's office. The team’s coaches made the call to head to Branson immediately afterward instead of Vegas, going with the more low-risk vacation setting."

smart move by beat’ dog.  you can’t lose a game you don’t play.
can't win it though either  :frown:



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« Reply #19120 on: April 18, 2018, 01:20:49 PM »
Apparently their spring game has been restructured to be a Spring practice due to lack of depth.

--"The event will resemble a traditional clusterfuck of epic proportions with a handful of actual football-like plays, as has become the usual situation at KU. The reason for the switch, a team spokesperson told The Topeka Capital-Journal, was a coaching-related lack of understanding of even the most fundamental positional assignments such as offensive line that made fielding a legitimate team difficult, if not impossible. It also is thought largely attributable to a complete crap-for-brains in the AD and a cowardly chancellor's office. The team’s coaches made the call to head to Branson immediately afterward instead of Vegas, going with the more low-risk vacation setting."

smart move by beat’ dog.  you can’t lose a game you don’t play.
You also can't win one though.  This game most surely would have been a pick em.  Prolly their best chance at a W this year.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19121 on: April 18, 2018, 02:24:58 PM »
Apparently their spring game has been restructured to be a Spring practice due to lack of depth.

--"The event will resemble a traditional clusterfuck of epic proportions with a handful of actual football-like plays, as has become the usual situation at KU. The reason for the switch, a team spokesperson told The Topeka Capital-Journal, was a coaching-related lack of understanding of even the most fundamental positional assignments such as offensive line that made fielding a legitimate team difficult, if not impossible. It also is thought largely attributable to a complete crap-for-brains in the AD and a cowardly chancellor's office. The team’s coaches made the call to head to Branson immediately afterward instead of Vegas, going with the more low-risk vacation setting."

smart move by beat’ dog.  you can’t lose a game you don’t play.
can't win it though either  :frown:


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19122 on: April 18, 2018, 02:42:45 PM »
I thought about losing the win too but I think it’s better to lose the loss,  in this case


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« Reply #19123 on: April 18, 2018, 03:05:35 PM »
Pretty amazing that Zulu was able to convince the fans to buy the football team a facility they already had. He might be better at raising funds than John Currie.

Zenger is a K-State Wildcat.  He doesn't know what it is to not succeed

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #19124 on: April 18, 2018, 03:13:43 PM »
I thought about losing the win too but I think it’s better to lose the loss,  in this case

Maybe the basketball team will admit to cheating, and implement some self imposed sanctions including vacating all of the football wins (and losses) since 2009