Author Topic: The KU Rayhawks are NOT going through a rough patch. They make Raytown, Missouri proud!  (Read 3995871 times)

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KU would get stomped by rice.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

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How would they fare against FAU?

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How would they fare against FAU?

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Natural disasters was not super pud when I was a freshman in 2000.

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How would they fare against FAU?

KU would win

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KU would get stomped by rice.

I think it would be a game for the ages. Rice wins on a field goal as the clock expires, 25-24.

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How would they fare against FAU?

KU would win

It would be a contested game.  FAU held with Miami for a while.   They're a bad team, but KU is every bit as flawed.

Ohio absolutely dominated them before taking their foot off of the gas.  Memphis didn't even have to really try.

Everyone has to remember that even the most veteran members of that roster have won eight games in their entire career.  Four of those were against FCS teams.  Two of them were against P5 schools in their own conference.

They literally don't know how to win unless they are grossly over-talented, and that only happens if they play a school like Rhode Island at this point because they just don't have enough P5 athletes.

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KU would get stomped by rice.

I think it would be a game for the ages. Rice wins on a field goal as the clock expires, 25-24.

The score for that game would be random ass amounts of points you don't usually see in a football game, due to safeties on botched snaps, missed extra points, etc.

Something like 11-5, I'd guess. Rice ices it with a few insurance runs late.

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KU would get stomped by rice.

I think it would be a game for the ages. Rice wins on a field goal as the clock expires, 25-24.

The score for that game would be random ass amounts of points you don't usually see in a football game, due to safeties on botched snaps, missed extra points, etc.

Something like 11-5, I'd guess. Rice ices it with a few insurance runs late.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/recap?gameId=322522305

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Also, just putting this here...

KSU's conference record in the Big 8 during the worst Futility U years (85-89) was 2-32-1.

KU's conference record in the Big 12 the last five years has been 2-43.

Our winning percentage of 5.7% is better than their percentage of 4.4%.

I mean, it's Futility U. bad in Lawrence right now.

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ku is epically bad, i've watched all 3 of their games.  it's hilarious.  like, almost incredible.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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next to impossible to recruit to lawrence

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Lawrence is the gateway to Leavenworth. Of course it's nearly impossible to recruit there. No parent in their right mind would send their son there.

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Also, you have to drive through Missouri when you land by the nearest airport. What a selling point for a state school. smdh

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BGL is stepping down next summer.  Sign of hope for lil' bro?
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BGL is stepping down next summer.  Sign of hope for lil' bro?

Zenger and Beaty need more time!

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lol. This phogger is adorable. he thinks he made a difference.  :love:

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LOL I sent her (BGL) an email on Monday about her lack of accountability from the athletic department.  (Serious)  I wonder if she got a few other letters/calls that maybe tipped the scales.

If she really want to go out a hero by all she'll fire Zenger before she goes.


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what do they have against Zenger?  they've won the Big 12 in basketball every year under his watch.  good grief.

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what do they have against Zenger?  they've won the Big 12 in basketball every year under his watch.  good grief.

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http://www.espn.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/114990/big-12-roundtable-looking-ahead-to-conference-title-race

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Is Iowa State closer to being the eighth-best team in the conference or 10th-best team?

Trotter: As bad as Iowa State has looked, the Cyclones are closer to whoever the eighth-best team than they are to the Jayhawks. Kansas’ situation seems completely hopeless after back-to-back blowout losses to Ohio and Memphis. In my opinion, the Jayhawks have almost no shot to win a Big 12 game this year. Iowa State, while the chances are looking pretty slim, at least has a chance.

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Trotter is terrible.

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http://www.espn.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/114990/big-12-roundtable-looking-ahead-to-conference-title-race

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Is Iowa State closer to being the eighth-best team in the conference or 10th-best team?

Trotter: As bad as Iowa State has looked, the Cyclones are closer to whoever the eighth-best team than they are to the Jayhawks. Kansas’ situation seems completely hopeless after back-to-back blowout losses to Ohio and Memphis. In my opinion, the Jayhawks have almost no shot to win a Big 12 game this year. Iowa State, while the chances are looking pretty slim, at least has a chance.

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How can two teams who play each other have no shot and a low shot of winning that game, respectively?

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http://www.espn.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/114990/big-12-roundtable-looking-ahead-to-conference-title-race

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Is Iowa State closer to being the eighth-best team in the conference or 10th-best team?

Trotter: As bad as Iowa State has looked, the Cyclones are closer to whoever the eighth-best team than they are to the Jayhawks. Kansas’ situation seems completely hopeless after back-to-back blowout losses to Ohio and Memphis. In my opinion, the Jayhawks have almost no shot to win a Big 12 game this year. Iowa State, while the chances are looking pretty slim, at least has a chance.

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How can two teams who play each other have no shot and a low shot of winning that game, respectively?

Trotter probably didn't realize they play each other. He's the KU of Big 12 bloggers.