Author Topic: The KU Rayhawks are NOT going through a rough patch. They make Raytown, Missouri proud!  (Read 3965040 times)

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spracne needs to quit getting so butthurt when we make fun of ku.

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Well, a minor shift in discussion, but the fact that SEC has mandated at least one BCS non-con opponent (with other conferences likely to follow), KU could become the nations CFB Washington Generals and make out like bandits.  Demand for punching bag BCS opponents would give KU the leverage to skim a nice chunk of the game revenues to themselves, and wouldn't have to worry about conference sharing of bowl revenues.  A smart bidnessman like Sheahon should recognize the revenue potential of the market position, and pursue it with the gusto that it deserves.  If KU is going to be a perpetual doormat, it might as well be a green doormat, amirite?

Annual trips to Tuscaloosa, Baton Rouge, and Athens for $1M a pop makes great financial sense. I'm guessing they didn't benefit that much @Rice and @NIU in recent years...

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KU football is a sleeping medium sized giant.   They more potential to sustain long term success than we do.   They just need to find the right guy.

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hey ku bros.  start with a simple handoff play, do it a bunch.  then, when the defense thinks you're going to hand the ball off, boom- throw a pass. 


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hey ku bros.  start with a simple handoff play, do it a bunch.  then, when the defense thinks you're going to hand the ball off, boom- throw a pass.

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KU football is a sleeping medium sized giant.   They more potential to sustain long term success than we do.   They just need to find the right guy.

They seem more like a fat drunk who keeps shooting himself when he cleans his gun.

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i think they need to start in the trenches.  a good block here and there, who knows what could happen?  dare i say 3 wins?  gentleman, the challenge is yours.


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i think they need to start in the trenches.  a good block here and there, who knows what could happen?  dare i say 3 wins?  gentleman, the challenge is yours.

Yes. Football is won and lost in the trenches. Charlie needs to get his big bruisers to have a little rock chalk pride, go out and kick some tail. Coach Gill told the team that all you have to do is block, tackle, catch, and throw. There is a reason he said block first. On the flip side, his defense needs to get really nasty (not dirty, though, they can't afford penalties) and get off those blocks.

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Flea Flickers.  Like a dozen of them. Then, they just need to coast the next three and a half quarters while up by 45 or something.

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Fake punts all day long. Like, ALL DAY LONG!

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Flea Flickers.  Like a dozen of them. Then, they just need to coast the next three and a half quarters while up by 45 or something.

Fake punts all day long. Like, ALL DAY LONG!

That is the Ron Prince way. Charlie is trying to build this program the right way, with fundamentals. He just needs to get the hog mollies fired up. They need to come out of their stance and really give it to the guy in front of them. They need at least 4 yards of push every play. Every play. What Charlie needs most, though, is time. He has this program headed in the right direction. He just needs those KU boosters to recognize greatness when they see it and get off his back.

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the hawks will return to their 1912 form.  rome wasn't built in a day, fellas


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Every time I read this thread's title one response comes to mind, "No crap."

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Is their a parallel in any other sport to the recent futility that is ku fball? Seriously, I can't think of anything as grotesquely embarrassing as thism
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Is their a parallel in any other sport to the recent futility that is ku fball? Seriously, I can't think of anything as grotesquely embarrassing as thism

Kinda invalidates the sun on a dog's ass thing.   

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Not only do they have a better Harley track than we do, but now they have more mismatched turf than we do.  Watch what K-State does and do it better. 

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I am enraged!  They are better than us at being us! 


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Is their a parallel in any other sport to the recent futility that is ku fball? Seriously, I can't think of anything as grotesquely embarrassing as thism

Kinda invalidates the sun on a dog's ass thing.

2007 tho.

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Not only do they have a better Harley track than we do, but now they have more mismatched turf than we do.  Watch what K-State does and do it better. 



So will the entire area between that mismatched turf and the stands be a hot, fresh, slab of Harley-grade asphalt??  That's going to be a huge Harley track..

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could do harley drifting?