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Yeah that fat eff would never make over and around those bars.

Damn, I didn't think of that. unless the whole helmet tips back like a hungry hungry hippo.


How about one like this instead?  Could mount a rear facing recliner (grid iron club seats) in the back, and just back Weis up to the field....


Now I believe you are on to something.

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Yeah that fat eff would never make over and around those bars.


Damn, I didn't think of that. unless the whole helmet tips back like a hungry hungry hippo.


How about one like this instead?  Could mount a rear facing recliner (grid iron club seats) in the back, and just back Weis up to the field....


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I love the idea, but I don't think you guys are accounting for the extra expense of all the golf cart batteries that Chuck is going to go through.

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it would need extra shock absorbers because he's fat


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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it would need extra shock absorbers because he's fat

good one clams!

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Yeah that fat eff would never make over and around those bars.


Damn, I didn't think of that. unless the whole helmet tips back like a hungry hungry hippo.

 :lol:


How about one like this instead?  Could mount a rear facing recliner (grid iron club seats) in the back, and just back Weis up to the field....


Dear Lord,
I try not to ask much of you but please, let this happen.   :pray:

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What if it's a regular "rascal" (but cheaper off-brand, obviously) and put like a paper mache jayhawk head on the front and some tail feathers on the back and then it looks like chuck is riding into battle on the back of a mighty jaycart!
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I love the idea, but I don't think you guys are accounting for the extra expense of all the golf cart batteries that Chuck is going to go through.
I think you have to go gas-powered for this baby. Not sure am electric motor can handle Chuck.


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Looks like the students are finally fed up with being raped around the clock

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2014/sep/09/ku-group-students-demands-investigation-handling-s/

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“KU is not a safe place for students, and no high school seniors should enroll here until it is,” said the group, which has about 50 members.


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I love the idea, but I don't think you guys are accounting for the extra expense of all the golf cart batteries that Chuck is going to go through.
I think you have to go gas-powered for this baby. Not sure am electric motor can handle Chuck.


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What about one of those walking exoskeleton things?


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Looks like the students are finally fed up with being raped around the clock

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2014/sep/09/ku-group-students-demands-investigation-handling-s/

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“KU is not a safe place for students, and no high school seniors should enroll here until it is,” said the group, which has about 50 members.

gE has been calling ku out on this matter for years.

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If I hated my kids, I'd send them to KU.
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If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.

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Looks like the students are finally fed up with being raped around the clock

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2014/sep/09/ku-group-students-demands-investigation-handling-s/

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“KU is not a safe place for students, and no high school seniors should enroll here until it is,” said the group, which has about 50 members.

gE has been calling ku out on this matter for years.

just like the track, gE is driving positive change in Lawrence.  we'll just have to keep hammering away at the drug, drinking, and drunk driving problems.

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Could you imagine having to start a "please don't rape me group" in college? :frown:

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Could you imagine having to start a "please don't rape me group" in college? :frown:
In Lawrence it's not "don't rape" it's "don't get raped"
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If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.

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Could you imagine having to start a "please don't rape me group" in college? :frown:
In Lawrence it's not "don't rape" it's "don't get raped"

The War on Women continues apace in Lawrentucky.

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Conceal Carry Campus Crew would probably have like infinity members(all except the BB team, anyway).  #newclubideas.

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What about one of those walking exoskeleton things?



Looks too expensive for our friends down river.

Maybe hamm's has some spare equipment they can donate?
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If they had turned their track into a lazy river, he could just float in an inner tube 24/7/365

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If they had turned their track into a lazy river, he could just float in an inner tube 24/7/365

would be v. jelly.
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"Hello all and welcome to Freshman Orientation! We are pleased to have you here at the University of Kansas and we are looking forward to another successful academic year here at our special institution..... Now let's open our pamplets for todays orientation. (page 1. Chapter 1.- Rape Prevention) Who would like to read the first page?"

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Re: Had a KU fan try and convice me today that.....

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tigers68 wrote: if LHC Bill Snyder had been hired at KU instead of KSU years ago, and had the identical success he's had a KSU, that it wouldn't be good enough and that KU fans would probably want him fired.  I nearly ruptured my spleen laughing at him.  Far be it from me to defend LHC Bill Snyder, but come on!  Please tell me this guy is an idiot.


Correction:  If LHC Bill Snyder had been hired at KU years ago, we'd have a national championship in football and a couple more BCS bowls.
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tigers68 wrote: if LHC Bill Snyder had been hired at KU instead of KSU years ago, and had the identical success he's had a KSU, that it wouldn't be good enough and that KU fans would probably want him fired.  I nearly ruptured my spleen laughing at him.  Far be it from me to defend LHC Bill Snyder, but come on!  Please tell me this guy is an idiot.


Correction:  If LHC Bill Snyder had been hired at KU years ago, we'd have a national championship in football and a couple more BCS bowls.
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o.m.g. that is one of the best quotes i have ever heard  :lol: